Married and having fun....

Gracie29 said:
*whispering* I'm not married, but I would sooo love to join y'all in that business venture!

SL :rose: :)

DS - :rose: :kiss:
Well, hmmmm - not married eh? Your frustration level wouldn't be as intense as Sheena and I but I think we could use you. Maybe some of our customers would enjoy sampling a treat from the appetizer menu instead of a full-"blown" meal. ;)
Maybe we could let you observe our husbands from the viewing platform until you were sufficiently frustrated.
Don't get too close to them honey - the dullness wears off.
 
SecretLove69 said:
Well, I did offer to poke air holes in the box.....I was trying to be nice.
Plastic pussies - mine would just look at them curiously - look for the buttons to try to figure out how to change the TV channels - he certainly wouldn't try to sniff them or eat them....never done it with a real one why would he try with a plastic one? Probabaly just stuff his peanuts (yeah I said peanuts) into it to hoard them from his other cage mate.

Yeah - no one would believe it - we'd have to play constant porn for the two "dead dicks" to watch to prove to the general public that nothing stimulates these creatures.

Between our business and the caged attractions we could be rolling in dough.


God damn.. i need some money now... maybe i should say to hubby i am really homesick and need to move back to canada.... then we could open the business somewhere in the middle and i´d fly back and forth lol

Yeah i didn´t think about plastic pussies for your husband.... well for him we´d put loads of remote controls and no tv in the box lol... that would kill him ....
 
SecretLove69 said:
Well, hmmmm - not married eh? Your frustration level wouldn't be as intense as Sheena and I but I think we could use you. Maybe some of our customers would enjoy sampling a treat from the appetizer menu instead of a full-"blown" meal. ;)
Maybe we could let you observe our husbands from the viewing platform until you were sufficiently frustrated.
Don't get too close to them honey - the dullness wears off.

I was kinda hopin' to be able to throw stuff at 'em while they're in the cages. :D
 
Domsheena said:
God damn.. i need some money now... maybe i should say to hubby i am really homesick and need to move back to canada.... then we could open the business somewhere in the middle and i´d fly back and forth lol

Yeah i didn´t think about plastic pussies for your husband.... well for him we´d put loads of remote controls and no tv in the box lol... that would kill him ....
Maybe, once we got the business running good - we could have two places - Canadian and US. We'd be International. Hmmm International House of Pussies - yeah and we'd have a variety of syrups to serve too.

Gracie29 said:
I was kinda hopin' to be able to throw stuff at 'em while they're in the cages. :D
Stale marshmallows would be fun. Hey, we could even have little dispensers by the cages - people could put in a quarter and get a bag of treats to toss at them.
 
I can neither admit nor deny these allegations of fun being had or not had. But if ya wanna start something I will defend, to the death, your right to do so. :D
 
I am always up for some good naught fun, count me in.

And may I help you ladies with the different flavored syrup selections, I would have to try them on you of course, not that you would need any additional flavor, but it would be fun ;)
 
coolcan said:
I am always up for some good naught fun, count me in.

And may I help you ladies with the different flavored syrup selections, I would have to try them on you of course, not that you would need any additional flavor, but it would be fun ;)
Hey you - long time no see. How's everything with you hon?

Syrup selection is gonna be fun - there are so many options besides just Maple. Strawberry or Boysenberry would be yummy drizzled over you. Or maybe Praline (is that how you spell that???) - that should work over a southern sweety like you.
 
SecretLove69 said:
Hey you - long time no see. How's everything with you hon?

Syrup selection is gonna be fun - there are so many options besides just Maple. Strawberry or Boysenberry would be yummy drizzled over you. Or maybe Praline (is that how you spell that???) - that should work over a southern sweety like you.

I am fine.

Great ideas, and I love to get messy. Your selections sound very tasty, and pralines are a favorite of mine, so you can drizzle away, just be sure to lick it all up. I must tell you I am already pretty sweet without extra toppings. ;)
 
coolcan said:
I am fine.

Great ideas, and I love to get messy. Your selections sound very tasty, and pralines are a favorite of mine, so you can drizzle away, just be sure to lick it all up. I must tell you I am already pretty sweet without extra toppings. ;)
Well, I already know you are sweet but a little extra sugar couldn't hurt. And, with sticky syrup, it could take a long long time to get it all cleaned off. I imagine when all is said and done we'd both be pretty sticky - but smiling like a couple of silly old racooons.
 
SecretLove69 said:
Well, I already know you are sweet but a little extra sugar couldn't hurt. And, with sticky syrup, it could take a long long time to get it all cleaned off. I imagine when all is said and done we'd both be pretty sticky - but smiling like a couple of silly old racooons.


A little syrup heh? As long as you're pouring........ :kiss:
 
SecretLove69 said:
Well, I already know you are sweet but a little extra sugar couldn't hurt. And, with sticky syrup, it could take a long long time to get it all cleaned off. I imagine when all is said and done we'd both be pretty sticky - but smiling like a couple of silly old racooons.

Sticky and happy, and I am never in a hurry when I am taking care of business, no need to rush, you don't want to miss any.

I can lick for a long time, till my jaw can't take anymore, then just give me a little break, with my mouth that is.... ;)
 
coolcan said:
Sticky and happy, and I am never in a hurry when I am taking care of business, no need to rush, you don't want to miss any.

I can lick for a long time, till my jaw can't take anymore, then just give me a little break, with my mouth that is.... ;)
Ya know, I've had the same experience - you think your jaw is gonna lock and yet you don't want to stop. Crazy but ohh so much fun. The breaks are necessary though and a good time to try other things. I find just kissing is a good way to relax your jaw and yet keep your mouth happy too. :kiss:
 
lovin69 said:
A little syrup heh? As long as you're pouring........ :kiss:
Dang, and on a fuzzy beast like you - that syrup is gonna be a challenge to get out. :rolleyes: Oh well, what else have I got to do with my day? ;)
 
I love kissing... it´s so personal for some reason and when done right it really brings a rush :nana:
 
Domsheena said:
I love kissing... it´s so personal for some reason and when done right it really brings a rush :nana:
HEY Sheena - you came in off the beach!!! ;)
Yes, I'd agree that kissing is the best way to get the engines going. The initial, tentative touch and then just feeling the passion growing. Kissing and BJs :nana: - I'm just an oral gal I guess.
 
A good kiss fest before sex. What a good way to start although I love the oral also. ;)
 
SecretLove69 said:
Ya know, I've had the same experience - you think your jaw is gonna lock and yet you don't want to stop. Crazy but ohh so much fun. The breaks are necessary though and a good time to try other things. I find just kissing is a good way to relax your jaw and yet keep your mouth happy too. :kiss:

Yes and when it is starting to hurt and the woman is about to cum, I just gotta tough it out, no pain no gain....

I Love to kiss as well, it is sensoual, and intimate. A good kiss certainly gets things going. It is the best way to see what type of chemistry two people have with each other. :kiss:
 
SecretLove69 said:
Just a hand? Are you sure I can't offer you more assistance than that? ;)

Well that sure is a pretty mouth you have, and I bet you are eager to use it? ;)
 
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