Married and having fun....

Well i´d love to move back to Canada... i miss home and i´d be closer to everyone on lit lol
 
see if you are laughing you are already ahving fun right lol a rose for you :rose: :rose:
 
Domsheena said:
Well i wish i could believe that.. never in my life has a guy given me his number even when i was single lol

I would ... and more :kiss: as long as we included my sub as well :devil:

Hugs Dom

SM
 
Domsheena said:
I think we should start a new thread....Lonely, sexually unsatisfied married women lol
I agree completely.......Lonely, sexually frustrated married women UNITE!!!! Just say the word and we'll march into battle tits hard and pussies wet.

Sheena - get your butt back on this side of the planet so we can start our business and make some serious money while making all these guys smile. I'm a public servant at heart.

AND so help my gawd if one more person says "oh just get a divorce and then you'll be happy" I'll smack them back into the womb. :catroar:
 
SecretLove69 said:
I agree completely.......Lonely, sexually frustrated married women UNITE!!!! Just say the word and we'll march into battle tits hard and pussies wet.

Sheena - get your butt back on this side of the planet so we can start our business and make some serious money while making all these guys smile. I'm a public servant at heart.

AND so help my gawd if one more person says "oh just get a divorce and then you'll be happy" I'll smack them back into the womb. :catroar:


I´d love nothing more than to move back... but got hubby to think about...maybe one day and then we´re in business woman lol.... It´s our duty to make men happy but only our way lol....

Divorce??? Jeesh....
 
Domsheena said:
maybe one day and then we´re in business woman lol.... It´s our duty to make men happy but only our way lol....

*whispering* I'm not married, but I would sooo love to join y'all in that business venture!

SL :rose: :)

DS - :rose: :kiss:
 
Divorce ?

Hardly anything truly worthwhile is easily obtained. That axiom applies equally to marriage and divorce.

SM
 
Domsheena said:
I´d love nothing more than to move back... but got hubby to think about...maybe one day and then we´re in business woman lol.... It´s our duty to make men happy but only our way lol....

Divorce??? Jeesh....

So we've got you convinced now we just need to work on hubby. Hmmm what to do, what to do?? A gentle tap on the head with a large stick, gag and bind him, poke some air holes in a box, throw in some shreaded paper and some lettuce and stuff him in. I think once we got him totally under our control he would be a willing participant.

LOL - I can see it now - we could keep both our husbands in a cage - charge a fee to let customers see the sexless wonders. "Come one come all - just hand them a television remote and watch them come to life". (yes mine is glued to the TV even as we speak - Indy 500 and NASCAR in the same day.)
 
SecretLove69 said:
So we've got you convinced now we just need to work on hubby. Hmmm what to do, what to do?? A gentle tap on the head with a large stick, gag and bind him, poke some air holes in a box, throw in some shreaded paper and some lettuce and stuff him in. I think once we got him totally under our control he would be a willing participant.

LOL - I can see it now - we could keep both our husbands in a cage - charge a fee to let customers see the sexless wonders. "Come one come all - just hand them a television remote and watch them come to life". (yes mine is glued to the TV even as we speak - Indy 500 and NASCAR in the same day.)


The sexless wonders... that fucking hilarious... too true... and send them peanuts through the cage lol.... No one would believe us that husbands come like that.... as for packing mine in a box... jeesh a bit hard lol but instead of lettuce i could give him plastic pussies maybe he´d get the idea and want out of the cage lol......

He´s doing DIY as we speak...
 
Domsheena said:
The sexless wonders... that fucking hilarious... too true... and send them peanuts through the cage lol.... No one would believe us that husbands come like that.... as for packing mine in a box... jeesh a bit hard lol but instead of lettuce i could give him plastic pussies maybe he´d get the idea and want out of the cage lol......

He´s doing DIY as we speak...

Well, I did offer to poke air holes in the box.....I was trying to be nice.
Plastic pussies - mine would just look at them curiously - look for the buttons to try to figure out how to change the TV channels - he certainly wouldn't try to sniff them or eat them....never done it with a real one why would he try with a plastic one? Probabaly just stuff his peanuts (yeah I said peanuts) into it to hoard them from his other cage mate.

Yeah - no one would believe it - we'd have to play constant porn for the two "dead dicks" to watch to prove to the general public that nothing stimulates these creatures.

Between our business and the caged attractions we could be rolling in dough.
 
Might I suggest "itching powder" in their shorts? Perhaps it would focus their minds in a new direction ..... <evil grin>

I didn't say that out loud, did I ?

SM
 
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