Maryland is for lovers?

First of all, I hope all of our MD Lit friends are doing well during this very surreal
and dangerous time. If you are in Central MD and need a little help, feel free to let me know and I will try to be of service.

Secondly, now for a little fun, my wife is going to lose a bet to me today, but we have not agreed on a payoff. Clearly, I cannot make it too wild (cannot go anywhere and kids are home), but I want to at least reap some reward. Any suggestions? The typical "oral" payoff is great, but I was hoping to be a little more outside of the box ... so to speak.

Thanks! And stay safe MD!

Slugger -- Any chance you could talk her into giving you a handy, maybe with the help of her wonderful breasts (which she can't flash to the world, because none of us can leave home!)? You could videotape it (no faces, mind you!), and share here exclusively with your Maryland friends . . . . . I for one would give that four stars and a "standing ovation!"
 
Just wanted to check-in and see how everyone is doing? Crazy times, nothing like anyone has seen in their lifetime unless they over 100 years old. Hope all are doing well.
 
Just wanted to check-in and see how everyone is doing? Crazy times, nothing like anyone has seen in their lifetime unless they over 100 years old. Hope all are doing well.

StarGazer -- Thanks for checking in. All good here -- wife now working from home, so we're together 24/7. That brings with it some ups and downs, but not altogether bad, I suppose. We're safe and healthy, hope everyone else in MD on here is same. Be well.
 
StarGazer -- Thanks for checking in. All good here -- wife now working from home, so we're together 24/7. That brings with it some ups and downs, but not altogether bad, I suppose. We're safe and healthy, hope everyone else in MD on here is same. Be well.

Glad you and the wife are doing good in this time of enforced togetherness. I read an article about the skyrocketing divorce rate in China. What do you think we will have here, baby boom or divorce boom?
 
Glad you and the wife are doing good in this time of enforced togetherness. I read an article about the skyrocketing divorce rate in China. What do you think we will have here, baby boom or divorce boom?

I suspect neither. Whether it's a lost job or hemorrhaging retirement accounts, people after this crisis will be able to afford neither a baby or a divorce!
 
Hey fellow Marylander's! Hope everyone is hanging in there. I'm going stir crazy and have insomnia now... Ugh
 
Hey fellow Marylander's! Hope everyone is hanging in there. I'm going stir crazy and have insomnia now... Ugh

Sorry to hear that! If you are up really early and would like some boring chat that may put you to sleep, let me know.

I hope MD Lit is doing well!
 
Haven’t been on in awhile but seems the perfect time to reconnect with fellow MD’ers given everything that’s going on. Surreal time. Hope everyone and their families are staying safe.
 
Looks like it has been quiet in here for a while. What has everyone been up to considering most are stuck at home? I have had some outdoor projects to work on to keep me busy when it is not raining but definitely ready to get out of the house and have some fun.
 
Maryland My Maryland...

Whoop, whoop!!! Silver Spring, Maryland native here. Currently residing in Maine. Need proof of my MD cred? Dem Os' Hun, Down the Ocean, New Hampshire Ave. & 495. Blue Crabs AND LOTS OF BEER!!!🍻🍻 Would love some MD gals to PM me...

The3Ps
 
Getting by . . . . .

Looks like it has been quiet in here for a while. What has everyone been up to considering most are stuck at home? I have had some outdoor projects to work on to keep me busy when it is not raining but definitely ready to get out of the house and have some fun.

StarGazer -- Thanks for reaching out. Can't say being isolated/socially distanced is my favorite activity -- far from it -- but life could always be worse, I supposed. Wife (who's now working from home) and I are managing to get along, and I remain busier than ever working online (although maybe because I know there's not much to distract me from work these days, LOL!).

Sure miss being able to play golf . . . and sure miss watching live pro golf on TV!
 
Whoop, whoop!!! Silver Spring, Maryland native here. Currently residing in Maine. Need proof of my MD cred? Dem Os' Hun, Down the Ocean, New Hampshire Ave. & 495. Blue Crabs AND LOTS OF BEER!!!🍻🍻 Would love some MD gals to PM me...

The3Ps

I grew up in the silver spring area too. Depending on how old you are, do you remember the Hot Shoppe in Hillandale?
 
StarGazer -- Thanks for reaching out. Can't say being isolated/socially distanced is my favorite activity -- far from it -- but life could always be worse, I supposed. Wife (who's now working from home) and I are managing to get along, and I remain busier than ever working online (although maybe because I know there's not much to distract me from work these days, LOL!).

Sure miss being able to play golf . . . and sure miss watching live pro golf on TV!

I miss getting out and playing golf too spurtman. I bought a net to hit balls into and just ordered a mat so don't tear up the grass too much. Started to look at launch monitors but they are expensive. Maybe I can use this time to practice my game.
 
I'm in Maryland

I'm in Dumbtalk, er, Dundalk more or less by happenstance. I like to think I'm a lover but at the moment I'm single and would love to hook up or meet up and cultivate relationships with others. Please don't hesitate to contact me. Best/love, Mike
 
Welcome to all of those new to the thread. Sometimes the thread is active sometimes it grows quiet so post any thoughts you have on any subject to get conversations going.
 
Welcome to all of those new to the thread. Sometimes the thread is active sometimes it grows quiet so post any thoughts you have on any subject to get conversations going.

Agreed. There’s an ebb an flow to this thread throughout the years. Any input from our little corner of the world is welcomed. Personally, I find it fascinating reading posts from locals considering this is an international site. Find it particularly erotic that like minded Marylanders are representing.
 
Being stuck in the house does not give me much to talk about. Have read a couple of interesting articles though. One was about how those quarantined alone are becoming sexually frustrated which made me think that are probably just as many married people that are just as sexually frustrated. The other article was how the divorce rate in China has skyrocketed so do you think this quarantine will bring about a baby boom or a divorce boom when it is over?
 
Being stuck in the house does not give me much to talk about. Have read a couple of interesting articles though. One was about how those quarantined alone are becoming sexually frustrated which made me think that are probably just as many married people that are just as sexually frustrated. The other article was how the divorce rate in China has skyrocketed so do you think this quarantine will bring about a baby boom or a divorce boom when it is over?
Both! Lol
 
Both! Lol

We will know in about 9 months. :) I wonder how many people that have a lot more free time have tried some new things, spiced up their sex life? Also wonder if the traffic to Lit has increased or decreased the past month or so?
 
We will know in about 9 months. :) I wonder how many people that have a lot more free time have tried some new things, spiced up their sex life? Also wonder if the traffic to Lit has increased or decreased the past month or so?

My wife and I have been trying some new things! Lol. Both of us seem to be more horny right now. I would not be the least bit surprised if we have a baby next winter. What should we name it?

It's hard to not look like a perv when we go to the store once or twice a month and I get to see that other women still exist. I'm lucky to have an attractive wife to spend my isolation with, but damn there are some pretty women in Maryland! Maybe they are just prettier because I only see one woman these days?


Oh yeah, I'm a Marylander and have posted here before, but not often enough for any of you to remember me. Southern AA county... You know, where the guy shot up the poor woman with a semen needle.
 
My wife and I have been trying some new things! Lol. Both of us seem to be more horny right now. I would not be the least bit surprised if we have a baby next winter. What should we name it?

It's hard to not look like a perv when we go to the store once or twice a month and I get to see that other women still exist. I'm lucky to have an attractive wife to spend my isolation with, but damn there are some pretty women in Maryland! Maybe they are just prettier because I only see one woman these days?


Oh yeah, I'm a Marylander and have posted here before, but not often enough for any of you to remember me. Southern AA county... You know, where the guy shot up the poor woman with a semen needle.

Glad someone in Maryland is having some good sex and enjoying the forced togetherness. Looking forward to.seeing some sundresses, short shorts and bikinis as the weather warms up and we can get back out again.

Could name the baby Corona. Lol. I am sure someone can come with some clever names. :)
 
Glad someone in Maryland is having some good sex and enjoying the forced togetherness. Looking forward to.seeing some sundresses, short shorts and bikinis as the weather warms up and we can get back out again.

Could name the baby Corona. Lol. I am sure someone can come with some clever names. :)

It would be fun to see what baby names people could come up with. Maybe worth starting a Corona baby thread!

And a big hell yeah to sundresses, short shorts and bikinis! Hopefully we can enjoy them this summer
 
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