Maryland is for lovers?

My wife and I have been trying some new things! Lol. Both of us seem to be more horny right now. I would not be the least bit surprised if we have a baby next winter. What should we name it?

It's hard to not look like a perv when we go to the store once or twice a month and I get to see that other women still exist. I'm lucky to have an attractive wife to spend my isolation with, but damn there are some pretty women in Maryland! Maybe they are just prettier because I only see one woman these days?


Oh yeah, I'm a Marylander and have posted here before, but not often enough for any of you to remember me. Southern AA county... You know, where the guy shot up the poor woman with a semen needle.

Glad to hear you two are making the best of it! I remember the back-to-back blizzards we had here about 16 (?) yrs ago. Was newly single, stir crazy, and was just me and my dog. All that isolation and unstructured time was brutal on my hormones...and that was just a 10 day span! Fast forward to now: Single again and have a new pup. Work as a therapist in a nursing facility so I’m able to interact, which is a plus. And having been single for the past few years it’s not so brutally novel to be without a significant other, so dealing with things this time around is different...more normal...at least sexually.

Congrats on the maybe baby! Hang in there the rest of you folks...
 
Hey how's everyone holding together? I don't post often, but seems I have more free time on my hands being she!tered in place. If anyone is interested I'm thinking this weekend I'll open a bored in MD room in chat and do some day drinking if any one wants to waste some time.
 
Glad to hear you two are making the best of it! I remember the back-to-back blizzards we had here about 16 (?) yrs ago. Was newly single, stir crazy, and was just me and my dog. All that isolation and unstructured time was brutal on my hormones...and that was just a 10 day span! Fast forward to now: Single again and have a new pup. Work as a therapist in a nursing facility so I’m able to interact, which is a plus. And having been single for the past few years it’s not so brutally novel to be without a significant other, so dealing with things this time around is different...more normal...at least sexually.

Congrats on the maybe baby! Hang in there the rest of you folks...

I remember those blizzards. Felt like groundhogs day, finished shoveling all.the snow and boom, there it was all back again. Lol

I remember 16 years ago there were a lot more free "Adult Chat and cam sites" and a lot less free porn. Now it is the opposite so I guess as to which time period was better will depend on a persons preference if they prefer more personal contact or self indulgence in meeting their sexual needs during this time at home.
 
Everybody doing ok? Ready for another exciting weekend stuck in the house? All of this rain is just depressing me on top of being quarantined.
 
Everybody doing ok? Ready for another exciting weekend stuck in the house? All of this rain is just depressing me on top of being quarantined.

Hogan is about to hold a press conference. Maybe he'll open boating back up. Not that we can enjoy boating this weekend with the crummy weather. 🙄
 
Hogan is about to hold a press conference. Maybe he'll open boating back up. Not that we can enjoy boating this weekend with the crummy weather. 🙄

Ah boating. Boating and bikinis go together. :) Way back when, I use to have a 16' runabout with a 120hp mercruiser I/O that I used to do a lot of waterskiing in South River. This only happened one time to me but I was coming into the mouth of South River from the Bay and there was a sailboat with 1 guy and four women onboard. The women were all topless so I had to take a swing by for a closer look. They all waved and shouted hello and were quite open about being topless. That should happen more often I think. :)
 
Ah boating. Boating and bikinis go together. :) Way back when, I use to have a 16' runabout with a 120hp mercruiser I/O that I used to do a lot of waterskiing in South River. This only happened one time to me but I was coming into the mouth of South River from the Bay and there was a sailboat with 1 guy and four women onboard. The women were all topless so I had to take a swing by for a closer look. They all waved and shouted hello and were quite open about being topless. That should happen more often I think. :)


That definitely should happen more often! There's a pic on the mothers/daughters thread on here that shows a mother and daughter naked on a sailboat. Love it!

Also, how fast was that damn runabout with 120hp!? Lol
 
That definitely should happen more often! There's a pic on the mothers/daughters thread on here that shows a mother and daughter naked on a sailboat. Love it!

Also, how fast was that damn runabout with 120hp!? Lol

You guys are making me more frustrated than ever with the lockdown. Besides golf, I REALLY look forward to getting out on a boat or two -- and yes, seeing some babes, topless or not, would be a bonus!
 
That definitely should happen more often! There's a pic on the mothers/daughters thread on here that shows a mother and daughter naked on a sailboat. Love it!

Also, how fast was that damn runabout with 120hp!? Lol

It was not that fast, I am guessing maybe 35mph. Pulling 2 skiers up with 3-4 others in the boat was a bit of a struggle but doable. It was fun though. I had one buddy who had the Wellcraft Scarab with twin V8s. Now that would do around 65mph. One time we pulled up 8 skiers and it popped us out of the water like nothing. Ah the younger days.
 
It was not that fast, I am guessing maybe 35mph. Pulling 2 skiers up with 3-4 others in the boat was a bit of a struggle but doable. It was fun though. I had one buddy who had the Wellcraft Scarab with twin V8s. Now that would do around 65mph. One time we pulled up 8 skiers and it popped us out of the water like nothing. Ah the younger days.

Probably $200/hour running time, too!
 
You guys are making me more frustrated than ever with the lockdown. Besides golf, I REALLY look forward to getting out on a boat or two -- and yes, seeing some babes, topless or not, would be a bonus!

Lol, sorry spurtman. It is frustrating to be locked away like this. I bought a net and mat and have been hitting golf balls in the yard. Unfortunately can't tell if the ball is hooking or slicing, can only tell if making solid contact with the club face. Thought of buying a launch monitor but they are expensive and never know what is going to happen with the job right now so have held off on that.

A couple of weeks ago I did a virtual trivia game on zoom so I got an ad for a virtual strip club where I guess you pay for a virtual lap dance but what the hell is the fun in that? If I was to pay for a lap dance I want to feel her really grinding on me. Lol. It would be nice to see a real live topless woman in front of me. If my seduction skills were better maybe I could seduce a woman to Skype with me but I know that is not going to happen.
 
Probably $200/hour running time, too!

This was back in the 80s so it cost him probably $150 to fill the tank up but I don't know how long that lasted him but yeah you are right about the running cost. I remember skiing behind that boat one time. He was running at about top speed and i was doing a crack the whip so I was probably doing close to 80 when I fell. I tumbled across the water, just bouncing off the surface like a skipped rock. It felt like I was breaking every bone in my body. Nothing serious happened but I was sore for days.

My boat had an 18 gallon tank and it would last me all day of water skiing and then round trip from South River to Annapolis. We would run up there for dinner and some bar hopping. Those were some fun times.
 
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Hi! I'm in MD

I live in dundalk. I don't know why that makes people laugh. Well, yes I do know but I don't take it personally. Dundalk is a kind of funny place! Looking forward to socializing and "more" ;-> Read my bio and you'll know who I'm probably looking for! Best, Hungry4aman (aka Mike)
 
I live in dundalk. I don't know why that makes people laugh. Well, yes I do know but I don't take it personally. Dundalk is a kind of funny place! Looking forward to socializing and "more" ;-> Read my bio and you'll know who I'm probably looking for! Best, Hungry4aman (aka Mike)

Welcome, Hungry -- glad you're on board . . . . and I hope you and all fellow Marylanders continue to do well out there under the circumstances . . . .
 
I live in dundalk. I don't know why that makes people laugh. Well, yes I do know but I don't take it personally. Dundalk is a kind of funny place! Looking forward to socializing and "more" ;-> Read my bio and you'll know who I'm probably looking for! Best, Hungry4aman (aka Mike)

I once hooked up with a woman from Dundalk. She was hot looking and was a lot of fun so would never look down on Dundalk. :)
 
Ah boating. Boating and bikinis go together. :) Way back when, I use to have a 16' runabout with a 120hp mercruiser I/O that I used to do a lot of waterskiing in South River. This only happened one time to me but I was coming into the mouth of South River from the Bay and there was a sailboat with 1 guy and four women onboard. The women were all topless so I had to take a swing by for a closer look. They all waved and shouted hello and were quite open about being topless. That should happen more often I think. :)

Summer on the water...how great it is.
My neighbor has a runabout and when the weather allows I go out with him and his wife. We take off out of Annapolis and once we're away from the crowd we strip down completely. Occasionally we pass other nude boater and often pull up alongside each other and converse/party for a while.
Having folks circle around us to get a view is normal.

I love the bay.
 
Summer on the water...how great it is.
My neighbor has a runabout and when the weather allows I go out with him and his wife. We take off out of Annapolis and once we're away from the crowd we strip down completely. Occasionally we pass other nude boater and often pull up alongside each other and converse/party for a while.
Having folks circle around us to get a view is normal.

I love the bay.

Damn, I never had such luck. Like I wrote, that one time with the ladies on the sailboat was only time I saw anybody partially naked on the bay. Lot of bikinis though. I cannot remember the name of the place but there was a gas pump where the bikini clad girls would get on your boat and pump the gas. There was always a line of boats to get gas there. lol I do miss being on the water.
 
Damn, I never had such luck. Like I wrote, that one time with the ladies on the sailboat was only time I saw anybody partially naked on the bay. Lot of bikinis though. I cannot remember the name of the place but there was a gas pump where the bikini clad girls would get on your boat and pump the gas. There was always a line of boats to get gas there. lol I do miss being on the water.

I've never witnessed it myself but there are rumors of boat parties on some of the small, uninhabited islands. Drinking, nudity, sex.... A younger crowd (20s, 30s).
 
MD here Eastern Shore

Hello All
Have not been on here in a long while, thought I would step back in and see what’s going on...
 
The weekend is here and I am not even looking forward to it since it will the same as the weekdays, stuck in the house. I guess at least I can be a couch potato all day rather than a chair potato in front of the work computer. lol
 
Sure is quiet in Maryland lately. What has everyone been up to?

Unfortunately, StarGazer, probably like you and nearly everyone these days: not a whole hell of a lot! Too much time in front of computer - some work but not that much = more time to cruise around Literotica and get all hot and bothered without any, ahem, outlet . . . . .
 
Unfortunately, StarGazer, probably like you and nearly everyone these days: not a whole hell of a lot! Too much time in front of computer - some work but not that much = more time to cruise around Literotica and get all hot and bothered without any, ahem, outlet . . . . .

Yeah, I agree spurtman, there is not much to tell about right now being stuck at home. The late evening when I have some time to myself is the best time of the day. :)
 
Seems like everyone has gone into hibernation here. At least we had a Sat and Sun with no rain for a change but now it seems like we might going right from Winter into Summer with the temp expected to be 85 on Saturday.

I did get out and play golf on Sat/Sun afternoons. That was nice.

Hope all the mothers out there had a great Mother's Day.
 
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