Masturbation Month
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The Benefits
It is held in many mental health circles that masturbation can relieve depression, stress and lead to a higher sense of self-worth (Hurlbert & Whittaker, 1991). Masturbation can also be particularly useful in relationships where one partner wants more sex than the other — in which case masturbation provides a balancing effect and thus a more harmonious relationship.
In 2003, an Australian research team led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Australia concluded that frequent masturbation by males appears to help prevent the development of prostate cancer. The study also indicated that this would be more helpful than ejaculation through sexual intercourse because intercourse can transmit diseases that may increase the risk of cancer instead. Also, frequent ejaculation is more easily obtained and sustained over time with the aid of masturbation.
Masturbation is also seen as a sexual technique that protects individuals from the risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases. Support for such a view, and for making it part of the American sex education curriculum, led to the dismissal of US Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders during the Clinton administration.
Some people actually consider masturbation as a cardiovascular workout. And while doctors have no proof of this actually being true, those suffering from cardiovascular disorders (particularly those recovering from myocardial infarction, or heart attacks) should resume physical activity (including sexual intercourse and masturbation) gradually and with the frequency and rigor which their physical status will allow. Some doctors will advise those recovering from heart attacks to resume sexual activity (solitary or with a partner) when one is able to climb two flights of stairs without experiencing shortness of breath or chest pain.
A study has shown that a test group which only had intercourse experienced, as a whole, lower blood pressure in stressful situations than those who had intercourse but also had masturbated for one or more days.
A few other "health reasons" ...
Relieve menstrual cramps
Help for insomnia (i.e. when a person is having trouble falling asleep)
Stimulate the immune system to help build up resistance to common infections.
Release mood elevating hormones
Reduce embarrassing spontaneous erections for teen males
Reduce the number of unwanted wet dreams for young men
**The things one learns...**
It is held in many mental health circles that masturbation can relieve depression, stress and lead to a higher sense of self-worth (Hurlbert & Whittaker, 1991). Masturbation can also be particularly useful in relationships where one partner wants more sex than the other — in which case masturbation provides a balancing effect and thus a more harmonious relationship.
In 2003, an Australian research team led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Australia concluded that frequent masturbation by males appears to help prevent the development of prostate cancer. The study also indicated that this would be more helpful than ejaculation through sexual intercourse because intercourse can transmit diseases that may increase the risk of cancer instead. Also, frequent ejaculation is more easily obtained and sustained over time with the aid of masturbation.
Masturbation is also seen as a sexual technique that protects individuals from the risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases. Support for such a view, and for making it part of the American sex education curriculum, led to the dismissal of US Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders during the Clinton administration.
Some people actually consider masturbation as a cardiovascular workout. And while doctors have no proof of this actually being true, those suffering from cardiovascular disorders (particularly those recovering from myocardial infarction, or heart attacks) should resume physical activity (including sexual intercourse and masturbation) gradually and with the frequency and rigor which their physical status will allow. Some doctors will advise those recovering from heart attacks to resume sexual activity (solitary or with a partner) when one is able to climb two flights of stairs without experiencing shortness of breath or chest pain.
A study has shown that a test group which only had intercourse experienced, as a whole, lower blood pressure in stressful situations than those who had intercourse but also had masturbated for one or more days.
A few other "health reasons" ...
Relieve menstrual cramps
Help for insomnia (i.e. when a person is having trouble falling asleep)
Stimulate the immune system to help build up resistance to common infections.
Release mood elevating hormones
Reduce embarrassing spontaneous erections for teen males
Reduce the number of unwanted wet dreams for young men
**The things one learns...**
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koalabear said:Hehehehehe...you might know Clinton is in on it......
Why does this not suprise me...
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koalabear said:So when does the "practicing with Molly" thread cum out......
Are you planning on signing up???
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liquen said:besides what you learn by practicing
they say it makes perfect
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koalabear said:Why of course.....
We will start the sign up list over by the front door....
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molly_hunter28 said:We will start the sign up list over by the front door....
ok no pushing and shoving!!!!!!!http://bestsmileys.com/writer/2.gif
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I have a feeling I may need to add more paper to this sign up sheet....
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liquen said:but even when you reach perfection, you keep on tryingpsssst, add me to your list
if only to keep up that perfection...
the growing one... 
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how's a girl get so lucky...
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Masturbation in Quotes
"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite."
Unknown
"The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it."
Truman Capote
"Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
Unknown
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter."
George Carlin
"Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000."
Cartman
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen
"If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time."
Louise Sammons
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
Lily Tomlin
"How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches."
Flash Rosenberg
"A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation."
Karl Kraus
"I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own."
Woody Allen
"If you don't enjoy masturbation, you only have yourself to blame."
Unknown
"Sex is like anything else; if you want it done right you have to do it yourself."
Unknown
"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure."
Thomas Szasz
"Nothing is better than sex. Masturbation is better than nothing. Therefore, masturbation is better than sex."
Unknown
"I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me."
Tallulah Bankhead
"When you're masturbating, there's no such thing as premature ejaculation. It's called efficiency."
Adam Corolla
"What do you call a tall guy who can masturbate 10 times in a single day ? No, it's not a joke, I really need to know, because I want to put it on my resume."
Damon R. Milhem
"Compulsive masturbator on board... check your windshield wipers."
Bumper Sticker
Stop masturbating son, you'll go blind ! — I'm over here dad..."
Unknown
"And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with."
Rodney Dangerfield
"The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you."
Woody Allen
"If sex is so personal, why do we have to share it with someone?"
Unknown
"Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face. Man, was she pissed when she woke up..."
Unknown
"The only thing about masturbation to be ashamed of is doing it badly."
Sigmund Freud
"Masturbation is always safe, because there you not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to."
Dudley Moore
"I don't trust a man who uses his imagination when masturbating. Not in this day and age of videocassettes."
Adam Corolla
"I recommend masturbation because it's cheaper and you meet a better class of people that way."
Buddy Hackett
"I tell women, go and masturbate! Get loads of kinky books and masturbate every day! They do it from the age of nine!"
Bjork
"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite."
Unknown
"The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it."
Truman Capote
"Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
Unknown
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter."
George Carlin
"Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000."
Cartman
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen
"If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time."
Louise Sammons
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
Lily Tomlin
"How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches."
Flash Rosenberg
"A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation."
Karl Kraus
"I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own."
Woody Allen
"If you don't enjoy masturbation, you only have yourself to blame."
Unknown
"Sex is like anything else; if you want it done right you have to do it yourself."
Unknown
"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure."
Thomas Szasz
"Nothing is better than sex. Masturbation is better than nothing. Therefore, masturbation is better than sex."
Unknown
"I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me."
Tallulah Bankhead
"When you're masturbating, there's no such thing as premature ejaculation. It's called efficiency."
Adam Corolla
"What do you call a tall guy who can masturbate 10 times in a single day ? No, it's not a joke, I really need to know, because I want to put it on my resume."
Damon R. Milhem
"Compulsive masturbator on board... check your windshield wipers."
Bumper Sticker
Stop masturbating son, you'll go blind ! — I'm over here dad..."
Unknown
"And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with."
Rodney Dangerfield
"The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you."
Woody Allen
"If sex is so personal, why do we have to share it with someone?"
Unknown
"Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face. Man, was she pissed when she woke up..."
Unknown
"The only thing about masturbation to be ashamed of is doing it badly."
Sigmund Freud
"Masturbation is always safe, because there you not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to."
Dudley Moore
"I don't trust a man who uses his imagination when masturbating. Not in this day and age of videocassettes."
Adam Corolla
"I recommend masturbation because it's cheaper and you meet a better class of people that way."
Buddy Hackett
"I tell women, go and masturbate! Get loads of kinky books and masturbate every day! They do it from the age of nine!"
Bjork
