molly_hunter28
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Woody Allen always has some very interesting ones doesn't he.... 
Masturbation Month
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Most Orgasms:
Female: 49 (London, 2006)
That's just not fair.
Female: 49 (London, 2006)
That's just not fair.
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Masturbation in the Movies
Last Tango in Paris (1972)
Masturbation is just one of the many sexual places Maria Schneider and Marlon Brando visit in this classic buttery film.
Amarcord (1973)
The sexual frustrations of boyhood are played out humorously in a group masturbation scene where the boys shout out the names of their desired fantasy girlfriends.
Being There (1979)
Apparently many actors refused the role played so brilliantly by Shirley Maclaine because of this lengthy and sincere masturbation scene.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
It’s impossible not to cringe with some recognition during the pirate costume, Phoebe Cates inspired and ended bathroom masturbation scene.
Matador (1986)
The opening scene uses unexpected masturbation to set the tone of the entire film about sex and death.
Leolo (1992)
A boyhood masturbation scene involving liver (and a less successful one involving chicken) won’t be crowd pleasers among vegetarians or vegans.
Single White Female (1992)
An intentionally creepy scene where the SWF is getting off and “interrupted” by her unwitting and disturbed victim to be.
Spanking the Monkey (1994)
In some ways a movie all about masturbation (and other things) and the frustration a lack of privacy (both physical and psychological) can create.
Pleasantville (1998)
This beautiful masturbation scene should be required viewing for anyone who wonders about the power of sex.
The Slums of Beverly Hills (1998)
Natasha Lyonne (the only actor who is in two movies on this list) tries out her cousin’s vibrator.
There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Ben Stiller’s masturbation scene is a perfect example of how far you can go in a movie if you just don’t talk about what’s really on people’s minds (or in their hair).
American Pie (1999)
Probably the most frequently referenced modern teen movie about four guys trying to lose their virginity, featuring a masturbation scene with apple pie, the eponymous dessert of the film.
But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)
They had to cut a masturbation scene to get an R rating, but what’s left in is still brilliant and the film overall is great.
Coming Soon (1999)
A surprisingly realistic performance of hot tub masturbation in this teen comedy about sex from a young women’s perspective.
American Beauty (1999)
Another frequently spoofed fantasy/masturbation scene complete with cheerleading, rose petals, and a very hot shower.
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Does anyone do spooky, disturbing, confusing and sexy like David Lynch. Naomi Watts masturbation scene is only one of the many real and implied sexual hot points in this film.
Auto-Focus (2002)
Greg Kinnear (playing Bob Crane of Hogan’s Heroes “fame”) and Willem Dafoe totally commit to this masturbation scene.
Secretary (2002)
If there were an Academy Award for best masturbation portrayal, Maggie Gyllenhaal deserves a lifetime achievement statute for her masturbatory turn in a bathroom stall.
40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Masturbation the way Betty Dodson recommends, complete with mood music, candle light, and laughs.
Babel (2006)
A brief masturbation scene featuring a young Moroccan boy who had been spying on his sister.
*********
And yes Exi, hardly seems fair doesn't it...
Last Tango in Paris (1972)
Masturbation is just one of the many sexual places Maria Schneider and Marlon Brando visit in this classic buttery film.
Amarcord (1973)
The sexual frustrations of boyhood are played out humorously in a group masturbation scene where the boys shout out the names of their desired fantasy girlfriends.
Being There (1979)
Apparently many actors refused the role played so brilliantly by Shirley Maclaine because of this lengthy and sincere masturbation scene.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
It’s impossible not to cringe with some recognition during the pirate costume, Phoebe Cates inspired and ended bathroom masturbation scene.
Matador (1986)
The opening scene uses unexpected masturbation to set the tone of the entire film about sex and death.
Leolo (1992)
A boyhood masturbation scene involving liver (and a less successful one involving chicken) won’t be crowd pleasers among vegetarians or vegans.
Single White Female (1992)
An intentionally creepy scene where the SWF is getting off and “interrupted” by her unwitting and disturbed victim to be.
Spanking the Monkey (1994)
In some ways a movie all about masturbation (and other things) and the frustration a lack of privacy (both physical and psychological) can create.
Pleasantville (1998)
This beautiful masturbation scene should be required viewing for anyone who wonders about the power of sex.
The Slums of Beverly Hills (1998)
Natasha Lyonne (the only actor who is in two movies on this list) tries out her cousin’s vibrator.
There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Ben Stiller’s masturbation scene is a perfect example of how far you can go in a movie if you just don’t talk about what’s really on people’s minds (or in their hair).
American Pie (1999)
Probably the most frequently referenced modern teen movie about four guys trying to lose their virginity, featuring a masturbation scene with apple pie, the eponymous dessert of the film.
But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)
They had to cut a masturbation scene to get an R rating, but what’s left in is still brilliant and the film overall is great.
Coming Soon (1999)
A surprisingly realistic performance of hot tub masturbation in this teen comedy about sex from a young women’s perspective.
American Beauty (1999)
Another frequently spoofed fantasy/masturbation scene complete with cheerleading, rose petals, and a very hot shower.
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Does anyone do spooky, disturbing, confusing and sexy like David Lynch. Naomi Watts masturbation scene is only one of the many real and implied sexual hot points in this film.
Auto-Focus (2002)
Greg Kinnear (playing Bob Crane of Hogan’s Heroes “fame”) and Willem Dafoe totally commit to this masturbation scene.
Secretary (2002)
If there were an Academy Award for best masturbation portrayal, Maggie Gyllenhaal deserves a lifetime achievement statute for her masturbatory turn in a bathroom stall.
40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Masturbation the way Betty Dodson recommends, complete with mood music, candle light, and laughs.
Babel (2006)
A brief masturbation scene featuring a young Moroccan boy who had been spying on his sister.
*********
And yes Exi, hardly seems fair doesn't it...
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In Honer Of...
There are so many songs about masturbation. This one happens to be a favorite...
I Touch Myself ~ The Divinyls Video
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feeling down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
You're the one who
Makes me come running
You're the sun
Who makes me shine
When you're around
I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feeling down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, ooh, ooh, aaah
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I honestly do, I touch myself
I touch myself, I honestly do
I touch myself
I Touch Myself ~ The Divinyls Video
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feeling down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
You're the one who
Makes me come running
You're the sun
Who makes me shine
When you're around
I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feeling down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, ooh, ooh, aaah
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I honestly do, I touch myself
I touch myself, I honestly do
I touch myself
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koalabear said:Is it ok to get a week ahead?........
I don't think thats a problem...
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koalabear said:Geesh, screwed up in reverse again. I was hoping there would be some sort of punishment.....
any other month there would be but it being Masturbation Month how could I...
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Using my imagination leads to trouble....
Did I hear mention of chocolate???
Did I hear mention of chocolate???
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koalabear said:I hate masturbating with chocolate...I spend to much time licking my fingers......
you say that like its a bad thing.... i've always enjoyed it...
BullDawg69 said:I'd love to encourage you to use your imagination as much as possible...
It doesn't take much encoragement, be aware...
ltnsfr007 said:Depends where you hide it Molly
So where are you hiding it????
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BullDawg69 said:That's good to know information... I'll be encouraging then.
words of encouragement always let you know you're doing something right...
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ltnsfr007 said:If you don't know by now
I've got a few ideas....
