Melbourne (AUS)

[australwind]

Hi guys and gals .............

Sydney male here ........ hope you Melbournians can see you way clear to enduring a northerner on your thread, lol

Just wanted to say hi with like folk, been a member for nearly 4 years now but mostly trolled the stories for hours on end as I've got a kink for words!!!!

Long time pic poster on another site but decided to widen my fields and recently stepped up to posting a few pics here as well, now i'm doing this as well. Cool site with so much varied content, yet still really figuring and finding my way around here so if something bumps into you in the dark, don't panic, it's just me, most likely lost but happily so.

We're happy to have you venture south of the border........so welcome Absolut............make yourself right at home........

 

[Nthmelbguy]

Howdy Y'all

Nthmelbguy, 36, 6'2". tall dark & handsome. Nice to see the other locals sticking their hands up. If anything ever gets rolling or you all just feel like a 1 on 1 chat, deel free to drop me a line. aj69online@hotmail.com.

If you think your jobs a joke
and your sucess is few,
Remember that the mighty oak
was once a nut like you.

 

[australwind]

Nthmelbguy, 36, 6'2". tall dark & handsome. Nice to see the other locals sticking their hands up. If anything ever gets rolling or you all just feel like a 1 on 1 chat, deel free to drop me a line. aj69online@hotmail.com.

If you think your jobs a joke
and your sucess is few,
Remember that the mighty oak
was once a nut like you.

There are often things that are happening...see back a few posts for a get together that will be happening in January......pm me if you want the details....

 

[mortalwombat]

There are often things that are happening...see back a few posts for a get together that will be happening in January......pm me if you want the details....

I'm afraid I wont be going to this function austral-sorry

 

[australwind]

I'm afraid I wont be going to this function austral-sorry

I'm sorry that you wont be there, Batty.........it would be good to have you about again..........

 

[softey1]

New Year

JUst want wish all a Happy New Year, ours start tomorrow,I know are already in 2006

 

[australwind]

Thanks for your best wishes, softey.....hope yours is a really great new year as well!

 

[mortalwombat]

*walks in to clean the dust out of the empty room*

 

[australwind]

Time to kick some life back into this old girl!

Glad to see Batty has done some cleaning hereabouts ... perhaps if I offer free drinks we might see a few bods popping in occasionally.

 

[mortalwombat]

Time to kick some life back into this old girl!

Glad to see Batty has done some cleaning hereabouts ... perhaps if I offer free drinks we might see a few bods popping in occasionally.

had to get the exterminators in-we had some hairy spiders, a few rats and a large wombat

 

[australwind]

had to get the exterminators in-we had some hairy spiders, a few rats and a large wombat

OH NO!


I like spiders!!!!


And I'm partial to wombats... although I understand that he isn't as large as he used to be!


The rats... well... maybe the exterminators won't leave the dead bodies under the couch like the furry exterminator that lives here does.

 

[mortalwombat]

OH NO!


I like spiders!!!!


And I'm partial to wombats... although I understand that he isn't as large as he used to be!


The rats... well... maybe the exterminators won't leave the dead bodies under the couch like the furry exterminator that lives here does.

i think the spiders carried the rats off!

 

[australwind]

Glad the wombat is still here though

 

[scumbag]

Since you guys are helping to improve the dead adelaide thread I thought id return the favour.....


Ummm Batty you have a long way to go on those webs though!!

 

[australwind]

Since you guys are helping to improve the dead adelaide thread I thought id return the favour.....


Ummm Batty you have a long way to go on those webs though!!

Thanks for that Scummie... nice to see you're not afraid to cross the border!


I'm thinking of getting Batty a short frilly apron to go with his brand new feather duster,..... what do you think?

 

[scumbag]

Thanks for that Scummie... nice to see you're not afraid to cross the border!


I'm thinking of getting Batty a short frilly apron to go with his brand new feather duster,..... what do you think?

Ummm lets see.... I am sure you know whats best.....did that answer it for you?

 

[australwind]

Ummm lets see.... I am sure you know whats best.....did that answer it for you?

Very skillfully avoided having the wombat trip you up and lick your nose, didn't you Scummie?


I like the tool belt look, but we really do need him dressed appropriately for the task at hand!

 

[mortalwombat]

Very skillfully avoided having the wombat trip you up and lick your nose, didn't you Scummie?


I like the tool belt look, but we really do need him dressed appropriately for the task at hand!

i'd still need a tool belt whatever you dressed me in-to hold up my tool!

 

[australwind]

It's that big that it drags on the floor???

 

[mortalwombat]

It's that big that it drags on the floor???

actually no-i'm just trying to give the illusion it is.actually i could take the belt off and you still wouldn't see it!

 

[australwind]

actually no-i'm just trying to give the illusion it is.actually i could take the belt off and you still wouldn't see it!

Grumble..... should have made sure you weren't wearing overalls..........

 

[mortalwombat]

Grumble..... should have made sure you weren't wearing overalls..........

wearing nothing under the overalls-but even naked i can still hide it-more so when cold. depends a little on the lighting. speaking of which-it's dark in here-have you paid the power bill?

 

[australwind]

wearing nothing under the overalls-but even naked i can still hide it-more so when cold. depends a little on the lighting. speaking of which-it's dark in here-have you paid the power bill?

You mean I have to pay the power bill? I thought that was covered under the rental agreement we had,,,,,,,

 

[mortalwombat]

You mean I have to pay the power bill? I thought that was covered under the rental agreement we had,,,,,,,

*gropes around in the dark, accidently finds something round and firm with a nipple on it* on second thoughts dont pay it

 

[australwind]

OOOOOooooooohhhhhhhh!