australwind
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mortalwombat said:*stays mysteriously silent*
When the cricket season starts, Batty... please start a thread just for that purpose.......

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mortalwombat said:*stays mysteriously silent*

webbo1 said:I wanno know where you found the picture of Cuz babe...
Hello Melbournians
No I'm not from there but hey every one else crashes threads so I may as well be nice here too
Yes I am an Aussie tho
australwind said:When the cricket season starts, Batty... please start a thread just for that purpose.......![]()
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australwind said:We do welcome visitors, Webbo... specially ones who have been here and appreciate the scenery!![]()
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As for the pic of Cuz.... well, "Google is my friend"... to quote a wise and mysterious being to whom I turn for advice on all things computerish...
this one will do-no one seems to be using it for anything elseaustralwind said:When the cricket season starts, Batty... please start a thread just for that purpose.......![]()
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mortalwombat said:this one will do-no one seems to be using it for anything else
webbo1 said:Big Merve, he's a legend, he's a Victorian, get him up here I wanna boof him, Merve, Merve
Oh for Fucks sake with some one shoot Bill, and Take that Pidgeon with him
australwind said:And he gets bigger by the minute...... Merv's wife is a pretty nice girl, though.
webbo1 said:I would like to meet the man tho, just to talk cricket with him

Either that or just to have a beer with himaustralwind said:As does everyone who meets him, I'm guessing![]()
When I got to meet him it was to discuss wedding flowers.......![]()
australwind said:Oh dear... don't tell me he's a Cricket Tragic......anyone who can quote Bill Lawry......![]()
*sigh* hear that AW? i'm not a respectable male!theweeman said:Now come on AW, you know that I am a worshipper of the World Game But like every respectable male I have a healthy interest in all sport including cricket!
Much of my life is tragic much of my personality is too but I'm not really a cricket tragic
mortalwombat said:*sigh* hear that AW? i'm not a respectable male!

thanks mate-but since i dont have an interest in all sports, i'm not respectable in theweemans eyes! I find some of them boring even-like soccer, although the riots are funwebbo1 said:Mate any Aussie who loves his cricket, is deemed respectable in my eyes
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mortalwombat said:thanks mate-but since i dont have an interest in all sports, i'm not respectable in theweemans eyes! I find some of them boring even-like soccer, although the riots are fun
mortalwombat said:thanks mate-but since i dont have an interest in all sports, i'm not respectable in theweemans eyes! I find some of them boring even-like soccer, although the riots are fun

webbo1 said:Soccer's not too bad, if you can get past the countries that think they invented it......
theweeman said:well thats just about all of them.............
mortalwombat said:*sigh* hear that AW? i'm not a respectable male!

sorry to dissapoint you-my sex drives down and i bought my daughter a japanese car. i guess theres no hope for meaustralwind said:Thank god for that, Batty!!!!!
Why woukd we be without a few sensible people????
Old car fanatic/sex fiend will do very nicely, thank you!![]()
mortalwombat said:sorry to dissapoint you-my sex drives down and i bought my daughter a japanese car. i guess theres no hope for me
fosters???? i though we only made that shit for export! I'm dieting so no pies-and i dont drink. i'm doomed!webbo1 said:That's it
Slap your self vigerously
Eat a meat pie and drink a can of fosters
And swear loudly
That aught to get you being an Aussie again
mortalwombat said:fosters???? i though we only made that shit for export! I'm dieting so no pies-and i dont drink. i'm doomed!
got some roo in the freezer too-not a bad idea-oh wait-had that last night. vegemite on toast for lunch tho-hows that?webbo1 said:Ok then a roo steak
come on man pull yourself together
mortalwombat said:got some roo in the freezer too-not a bad idea-oh wait-had that last night. vegemite on toast for lunch tho-hows that?