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Happy Hump Day!!!

CATHOLIC SHAMPOO



While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"

The second nun answered, "Indeed it would sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout."

"I can handle that without a problem." she replied as she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout.

"The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. One of the nuns explained "We use beer for washing our hair, a shampoo of sort, if you will."

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer. He looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said,

"The curlers are on the house."
 
wildrose70 said:
CATHOLIC SHAMPOO



While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"

The second nun answered, "Indeed it would sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout."

"I can handle that without a problem." she replied as she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout.

"The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. One of the nuns explained "We use beer for washing our hair, a shampoo of sort, if you will."

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer. He looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said,

"The curlers are on the house."
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:D:D:D
 
Cipher said:
Hey Momma! :heart:

How are you?

I tried emailing you the other day..you changed it:confused:
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No sweetie I haven't changed it....always been the same:confused:
It's 60 here today....great weather for Nov.....doing ok...gave the ex a haircut today and did some errands
 
wildrose70 said:
No sweetie I haven't changed it....always been the same:confused:
It's 60 here today....great weather for Nov.....doing ok...gave the ex a haircut today and did some errands
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It came back with "mailer daemon" i was like..WHAT?! lol

i was trying to send a pic of my hair color..it's like raspberry, with purple-ish..it's cool..i like my reds.

Hows the ex doin these days?
 
Cipher said:
It came back with "mailer daemon" i was like..WHAT?! lol

i was trying to send a pic of my hair color..it's like raspberry, with purple-ish..it's cool..i like my reds.

Hows the ex doin these days?
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Well I saw your hair on your thread..kool......he's doing pretty good he had another shot...
I don't know what happened but its still foxygr1@hur.midco.net
 
wildrose70 said:
Well I saw your hair on your thread..kool......he's doing pretty good he had another shot...
I don't know what happened but its still foxygr1@hur.midco.net
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Thats the one i have. i wonder if yahoo was trippin or something, i was supposed to get info from a car dealer that day and it never came, when he called and said "i emailed you and haven't heard back" so maybe..

Ah ok, glad you saw it, i think next time..i'll go more purple lol :D

Glad he's doing ok!
 
Cipher said:
Thats the one i have. i wonder if yahoo was trippin or something, i was supposed to get info from a car dealer that day and it never came, when he called and said "i emailed you and haven't heard back" so maybe..

Ah ok, glad you saw it, i think next time..i'll go more purple lol :D

Glad he's doing ok!
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Well that's all strange somewhere out in outer space your email is floating lol....Do you do your own hair or have it done? Hope it doesn't fall out LMAO
I don't color mine anymore...I've gotten lazy and don't do much...but then I'm not out looking :D
 
wildrose70 said:
Well that's all strange somewhere out in outer space your email is floating lol....Do you do your own hair or have it done? Hope it doesn't fall out LMAO
I don't color mine anymore...I've gotten lazy and don't do much...but then I'm not out looking :D
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I went and had it done, i don't do my weird colors..i let the professionals do it.

I keep mine colored, i like doing it different, and i'm not looking either..i wish i had time to be out like i was lol mom says i'll be a "career girl" for the rest of my life..hahaha maybe.
 
Cipher said:
I went and had it done, i don't do my weird colors..i let the professionals do it.

I keep mine colored, i like doing it different, and i'm not looking either..i wish i had time to be out like i was lol mom says i'll be a "career girl" for the rest of my life..hahaha maybe.
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Well I'm sure that's the best way to go....the only ones I meet are either on one coast or the other and I have done the l/d thing before...it's hard..
You'll be the career girl I will be the old retired Cougar LOL
I'm too old to chase anymore:D
 
wildrose70 said:
Good morning and the same to you...nice sunny but windy day...but no snow!!:rose:
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It's the same way here too, looks like the clouds might set in..there goes the warm sun..:rolleyes:

I think plane tickets to tahiti sound good right about now LoL!
 
Cipher said:
It's the same way here too, looks like the clouds might set in..there goes the warm sun..:rolleyes:

I think plane tickets to tahiti sound good right about now LoL!
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There you go...I'll put that on my wish list lol...talking maybe snow sat:eek:
Right now it's just danged windy but worse tomorrow....it's sunny here
 
wildrose70 said:
There you go...I'll put that on my wish list lol...talking maybe snow sat:eek:
Right now it's just danged windy but worse tomorrow....it's sunny here
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You got a wind advisory too? We have another one..the other day was like 40mph winds..my car was just a movin and swayin on the express way..sheesh.


We need to find a rich oil tycoon..he can fly us anywhere, anytime LMAO
 
Cipher said:
You got a wind advisory too? We have another one..the other day was like 40mph winds..my car was just a movin and swayin on the express way..sheesh.


We need to find a rich oil tycoon..he can fly us anywhere, anytime LMAO
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I'm sure we will have for tomorrow supposed to be gusting 40mph..just glad we dont snow blowing around:rolleyes:
I hate driving in the wind like that...got all my errands and running around done this morn..
 
wildrose70 said:
I'm sure we will have for tomorrow supposed to be gusting 40mph..just glad we dont snow blowing around:rolleyes:
I hate driving in the wind like that...got all my errands and running around done this morn..
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Oh i know! the snow would make it a blizzard no doubt..and honestly, i wanna have Thanksgiving without snow! Gah.

Good, That way tomorrow you can stay home and keep warm.
 
Cipher said:
Oh i know! the snow would make it a blizzard no doubt..and honestly, i wanna have Thanksgiving without snow! Gah.

Good, That way tomorrow you can stay home and keep warm.
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LOL that would be nice of course...as long as we can keep it away...sorry I laid down and took a little nap:D
 
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