My Bush is awesome!

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... maybe I should open a shop here. SeaCat's Trim Trimming and Oral Soothing...

Wasn't there a shop with that name opened up by the same people who run the Curl Up & Dye Hair Salon?

 

[cantdog]

There's a place in Alton called Patsy's Hair Nook.

I first read it as Hairy, but upon getting closer to the sign, she'd misspelled it and left off the "Y"...

 

[Carl East]

But I just can't decide whether or not it needs a trim~



To trim?

The only way to truly tell would be to see the evidence with my own eyes. I could even cum over, (oops Fraudian slip there) and wet shave you myself. Please, it's no trouble.

Carl

 

[lucky-E-leven]

How is it you need a trim? I just saw you two days ago and if memory serves it was as bare as a baby's....well, you know.



~lucky

p.s. That was so rude to tease everyone with that link. Lucky for me, I have the right picture on my hard drive.

 

[Carl East]

Lucky for me, I have the right picture on my hard drive.

But I haven't, so you know what they say about sharing don't you. I like to think that you are a very genourous person.

Carl

 

[lucky-E-leven]

But I haven't, so you know what they say about sharing don't you. I like to think that you are a very genourous person.

Carl

You must be high! I've heard of the sharing thing, yes. But I subscribe to the "Don't let go of a good thing" method.



~lucky

p.s. Thanks for playing, though.

 

[Carl East]

You must be high! I've heard of the sharing thing, yes. But I subscribe to the "Don't let go of a good thing" method.



~lucky

p.s. Thanks for playing, though.

I'd settle for a full size copy of your av, A4 paper (glossy) but back to the plot. I think if I was to shave Sweetsub, I'd be very delicate and would wash around the area thoroughly. After which I would give it a test run, by running my fingers around the delicate folds of skin.

If it passes that test, I could come in useful in the future.

Carl

ps You know you're dying to send me a pic.

 

[Randi Grail]

Oh why oh why did I miss this thread?

Lucky must be sleeping now. Maybe if I go wake her up and jump her bones, I can coax her into opening that hard drive for me...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh why oh why did I miss this thread?

Lucky must be sleeping now. Maybe if I go wake her up and jump her bones, I can coax her into opening that hard drive for me...

Sweet Randi, lean in a little closer and let me tell you a secret. It's okay. I don't bite...not at first anyway. Lucky never sleeps. Please feel free to take a ride on the wild side. Very few have been able to coax me into giving up the sexy secrets of my hard drive, but I'd love to 'feel' you try.



~lucky

p.s. If you're really lucky, sweetsubsarahh might even join us and then you can see for yourself what I already know...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Tulips.



S

Tulips? or Two lips?

~lucky (inquiring mind)

 

[Randi Grail]

Sweet Randi, lean in a little closer and let me tell you a secret. It's okay. I don't bite...not at first anyway. Lucky never sleeps. Please feel free to take a ride on the wild side. Very few have been able to coax me into giving up the sexy secrets of my hard drive, but I'd love to 'feel' you try.

Yipee. I'll just go pack my toolbox then, and I'll be right over.

Blindfold...check.
Clothing pins...check.
Rubber boots...check.

Now, where can I get a jumbo can of mayonaisse at this ungodly hour?

 

[Carl East]

Blindfold...check.
Clothing pins...check.
Rubber boots...check.

Now, where can I get a jumbo can of mayonaisse at this ungodly hour?

It just so happens that I have plenty of mayonaisse, we could deal.

Carl

 

[Guest]

I'm so sorry I went to sleep!

My, my, my.

Lucky - you promised not to share those intimate pics!

I mean hey - so our Tupperware party got a little - out of hand? (You make one too many pitchers of marguaritas . . .)

But I'm quite certain all the other ladies wouldn't want you to post their pictures, either!



(see you tonight, naughty girl!)

 

[cloudy]

Re: I'm so sorry I went to sleep!

My, my, my.

Lucky - you promised not to share those intimate pics!

I mean hey - so our Tupperware party got a little - out of hand? (You make one too many pitchers of marguaritas . . .)

But I'm quite certain all the other ladies wouldn't want you to post their pictures, either!



(see you tonight, naughty girl!)

Pictures??? Who took pictures????

I thought it was a Home Interior party.....

 

[Randi Grail]

Re: I'm so sorry I went to sleep!

My, my, my.

Lucky - you promised not to share those intimate pics!

I mean hey - so our Tupperware party got a little - out of hand? (You make one too many pitchers of marguaritas . . .)

But I'm quite certain all the other ladies wouldn't want you to post their pictures, either!



(see you tonight, naughty girl!)

She haven't shared them. Yet. I'm working on it.

...candy canes...ben-wa's...leather straps...Cheezy Poofs...

*hums to myself...just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go dooown*

 

[RenzaJones]

speaking of bushes I haven't seen mine in months.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Re: Re: I'm so sorry I went to sleep!

...Cheezy Poofs...

Ah yes, no sex party would be complete with out the Cheezy Poofs.

 

[CrazyyAngel]

speaking of bushes I haven't seen mine in months.

ROFL ...

 

[Carl East]

speaking of bushes I haven't seen mine in months.

On this point, we are in total agreement, cause I haven't seen it, period!

Carl

 

[Colleen Thomas]

speaking of bushes I haven't seen mine in months.

I'd volunteer to inspect it for you, but Des would kill me.

-Colly

 

[RenzaJones]

I'd volunteer to inspect it for you, but Des would kill me.

-Colly

lol she wouldn't kill you, hurt you maybe but kill you no way

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: I'm so sorry I went to sleep!

Pictures??? Who took pictures????

I thought it was a Home Interior party.....

Well, it started out as a Tupperware party.

Some drinks, casual chat, a few strawberries dipped in chocolate . . .

Then Lucky pulled out the magic suitcase. And all of a sudden we were all trying out body oils and new toys in different combinations while watching the latest DVD of Where the Boys Aren't.

It's a shame nobody bought any Tupperware, though.


(The photographers were hired along with the caterers and they promise to have the video available soon.)

 

[Colleen Thomas]

lol she wouldn't kill you, hurt you maybe but kill you no way

While I do enjoy spankings, I don't think an ass whooping from your wife falls within the bounds of fun

so I'll admire your from afar

-Colly

 

[cloudy]

I didn't realize those damn margueritas were that strong!

Did I have fun?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: Re: Re: I'm so sorry I went to sleep!

Well, it started out as a Tupperware party.

Some drinks, casual chat, a few strawberries dipped in chocolate . . .

Then Lucky pulled out the magic suitcase. And all of a sudden we were all trying out body oils and new toys in different combinations while watching the latest DVD of Where the Boys Aren't.

It's a shame nobody bought any Tupperware, though.


(The photographers were hired along with the caterers and they promise to have the video available soon.)

I missed the party, but when the video comes out, make sure I am on the waiting list for a copy