My Good Friend...

[Kassiana]

Hi, Elsie. Not much to worry about here. If people get a little too close to lines you don't want crossed, tell them to back off (and at least on here, they do...can't speak for some of the other boards). If you want them to get closer...well, that's easy.

Hope you have a good holiday.

 

[Elsie Grey]

Hey guys!

Thanks for the warm welcome! I'm feeling a lot less scared now!

Colly and Fairysong I love your dolls! Did you make them? They're so cool!

I'm afraid it's going to be English typing all the way becuase I don't understand how you can type in American! That's the trouble with a private school education - it leaves you almost totally useless! I'll try and be understandable though!

The Earl is one of my closest friends and he always will be because he knows way to much about me! I talk to much for my own good! (especially at silly o'clock in the morning!)

Anyway - Happy Christmas!

Elsie

xxx

 

[rikaaim]

Hey guys!

Thanks for the warm welcome! I'm feeling a lot less scared now!

Colly and Fairysong I love your dolls! Did you make them? They're so cool!

I'm afraid it's going to be English typing all the way becuase I don't understand how you can type in American! That's the trouble with a private school education - it leaves you almost totally useless! I'll try and be understandable though!

The Earl is one of my closest friends and he always will be because he knows way to much about me! I talk to much for my own good! (especially at silly o'clock in the morning!)

Anyway - Happy Christmas!

Elsie

xxx

Merry Christmas to you Elsie. You don't have to worry about a thing here, we are all friends and only want to help. I hope you enjoy your stay with us.

 

[Songcatcher]

Hey guys!
- Happy Christmas!

Get off-line, S.

 

[Guest]

Welcome, E.

But since this is my last day on Lt, goodbye.

 

[Guest]

Welcome, E.

But since this is my last day on Lt, goodbye.

why
what in the world will we do without your squillion personalities?

 

[Lisa Denton]

Hey guys!

Thanks for the warm welcome! I'm feeling a lot less scared now!

Colly and Fairysong I love your dolls! Did you make them? They're so cool!

I'm afraid it's going to be English typing all the way becuase I don't understand how you can type in American! That's the trouble with a private school education - it leaves you almost totally useless! I'll try and be understandable though!

The Earl is one of my closest friends and he always will be because he knows way to much about me! I talk to much for my own good! (especially at silly o'clock in the morning!)

Anyway - Happy Christmas!

Elsie

xxx

Ooooh, up to 3 posts now. Did Earl tell you that your number of posts is how many times we tweak your nipples when we throw your initiation party?

Its o.k. if you can't speak american, we just took british and made it understandable. We don't drive around in lorries and stuff, we use cars over here, and warm beer gets thrown back at the server. The australians took the same language and made it incomprehensible but we like doormouse cause of the way she whispers down under.

Merry Christmas!!!!

 

[GoldenVirginia]

why
what in the world will we do without your squillion personalities?

u no th@ he likes u the leaST, right. th@'s y he's leaving the Lit. u r fucKing up the fun 4 every1 else.
i suggest u leave.

wod u like 2 lose u r job?

 

[Kassiana]

And FYI, Elsie, if you look down at the bottom of the posts people make, there are buttons saying different things, like "buddy" and "ignore." If someone's really unjustifiably rude to you, you can click on that "ignore" button and then you don't have to see anything else they type. I've already used it three more times just in this thread, alone (but not on you, dear).

Merry Christmas!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

If someone's really unjustifiably rude to you, you can click on that "ignore" button and then you don't have to see anything else they type. I've already used it three more times just in this thread, alone (but not on you, dear).

Merry Christmas!

Was it me?

 

[Guest]

u no th@ he likes u the leaST, right. th@'s y he's leaving the Lit. u r fucKing up the fun 4 every1 else.
i suggest u leave.

wod u like 2 lose u r job?

Merry Christmas.

 

[Elsie Grey]

Heya!

Kassiana, what does FYI mean? Sorry, I'm useless at abbriviations! (and spelling!) People who post horrid stuff without good reason tend to be sad and lonely little people without any sort of life in my experience but thanks for the advice, I shall definitely follow it up! Glad your not using it on me tho!

I get an initiation party?!? Cool, better add a few more posts then... LOL! By the by, I don't drive a lorry either, I have a very cute little car, which I use to cut lorries up, hehehehe! You guys have trucks, right? (And garbage, diapers, faucets and a squillion other wierd and peculiar American things! )

Elsie

xxx

 

[TheEarl]

My cat's breath smells like cat food

<Elsie snickers. Everyone else in the AH gives The Earl strange looks>

Thank you all for pretending to be nice. How long do you reckon we can fool her for?

The Earl

 

[Elsie Grey]

Hey Sweetie!

I can't believe you actually said that!

Elsie

xxx

 

[tolyk]

My cat's breath smells like cat food

<Elsie snickers. Everyone else in the AH gives The Earl strange looks>

Thank you all for pretending to be nice. How long do you reckon we can fool her for?

The Earl

Well, I can fool anyone into thinking I'm nice for an extremely long time. Hell, everyone I know still thinks I'm nice

Oh, and welcome to the group Elsie.

 

[carsonshepherd]

My cat's breath smells like cat food

Is his name Mittens?

I like mittens.

 

[Elsie Grey]

According to The Earl his cat is the spawn of Satan. I can't remember it's name at the moment but I'm sure it's not that evil!

Elsie

xxx

 

[carsonshepherd]

I had a cat like that once and still have the scars to prove it. My friends got freaked out because when they crashed in my living room, they would wake up and the cat would sitting there in the darkness... inches from their face... staring at them with glinty yellow eyes...

 

[arienette]

Welcome, and I'm glad you're not feeling scared!

 

[Elsie Grey]

Sounds Scary!

Not much of a cat person it has to be said. I like dogs better! But even so if a cat gets to close to me (when I'm babysitting for example) I just pick them up and dump them the other side of the nearest door. I have to do that with the work cats all the time! Whats so scary about a cat?

Elsie

xxx

 

[Bridget69]

Welcome Elsie! We might be a little kooky sometimes but I assure you that it's all harmless fun.

 

[SummerMorning]

Ho ho ho and welcome.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Hey guys!

Thanks for the warm welcome! I'm feeling a lot less scared now!

Colly and Fairysong I love your dolls! Did you make them? They're so cool!

I'm afraid it's going to be English typing all the way becuase I don't understand how you can type in American! That's the trouble with a private school education - it leaves you almost totally useless! I'll try and be understandable though!

The Earl is one of my closest friends and he always will be because he knows way to much about me! I talk to much for my own good! (especially at silly o'clock in the morning!)

Anyway - Happy Christmas!

Elsie

xxx

Damsel gave me the link to my Dolly

Merry Christmas

 

[Liar]

Heya!

Kassiana, what does FYI mean? Sorry, I'm useless at abbriviations!

For Your Information.

Err...I think.

Merry C.

#L

 

[Kassiana]

Replies to Elsie:

Kassiana, what does FYI mean? Sorry, I'm useless at abbriviations! (and spelling!)

--For Your Information. Or Freaky Young Indian. It all depends on context, hon.

People who post horrid stuff without good reason tend to be sad and lonely little people without any sort of life in my experience but thanks for the advice, I shall definitely follow it up!

--I used to waste my time on them, unnecessarily raising my blood pressure. I make it a point to let others know they don’t have to do so.

Glad your not using it on me tho!

--Oh, heavens, no. I only put people on my ignore list who WORK for the honor over time. If you work for it, you may achieve it. I doubt you will, Elsie.

Replies to TheEarl:

My cat's breath smells like cat food

--Hi, Lisa! It’s me, Ralph, your husband!

Thank you all for pretending to be nice.

--Heh heh heh heh heh…my evil plan is vorking, but I am losink spelling skills in the process!

How long do you reckon we can fool her for?

--I can fool her for as long as you’ve been fooling her, at least. I’m a very, VERY good actor. And I have been told I have an almost British reserve about me, so your darned English-ness won’t help you on this one.