My next orgasm is . . .

going to be this evening, if I play my cards right. And it won't just be just a singleton, I dare say. :devil:
 
I'm hoping for today. It might help me feel better. It should definitely help my headache :rolleyes:
 
Will be self-administered while eating a subway sandwich and thinking of Jared Fogle. I wonder how many other people will have to think about Jared now that I've put that image in their head...
 
Will be self-administered while eating a subway sandwich and thinking of Jared Fogle. I wonder how many other people will have to think about Jared now that I've put that image in their head...

That’s hilarious! :D

Fantasying about Betty White in her golden years.
 
my next orgassm is prooubally going got o be in about twowo minutes and supere intenese!
 
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