My Safe Place Thread

[Radiohead]

Hahaha! I see now.

You're a Mexican. So you're probably a gluten-free hipster who listens to Triple J and drinks Crown beer. When everyone knows where a bar, cafe or restaurant is you no longer want to go there. Your favourite foods are gluten free, sushi and felafel. Which are also the names of the three kids you sat next to at school.

Riding around on the 86, so hungover
Gonna go down to JB Hi-fi, flick through indie...

https://youtu.be/PxZiae16Ry8

No, I was just saying that I'd tried yank cherries...

Holy christ, its almost like you called me a lesbian!

And yes, obviously none of the above is true... apart from anything else, I'm ancient like you and listen to Double J

 

[girlsmiley]

Holy christ, its almost like you called me a lesbian!

And yes, obviously none of the above is true... apart from anything else, I'm ancient like you and listen to Double J

It's way worse than lesbian.

I wish you were a lesbian. That way I could hit on you and ask you over to mine for lunch. I'll go to Woolies and buy a $3 salad mix and some tahini.
You bring the falafel.

We could put on some Lady Gaga and have sex

 

[Radiohead]

It's way worse than lesbian.

I wish you were a lesbian. That way I could hit on you and ask you over to mine for lunch. I'll go to Woolies and buy a $3 salad mix and some tahini.
You bring the falafel.

We could put on some Lady Gaga and have sex

I'm with the last line, at least.

Also, I dont know where the lesbian joint is in town, The Glasshouse sold out like three years ago and now is probably been defined by what you said before.

http://www.lebonton.com.au/ Does that cover what you accused me of being?

 

[kbate]

This has gone far enough, no more talking about irrelevant islands in the southern hemisphere. (see post 1)

Lady Gaga and sex with Muppet man? ffs smiley. ffs.

 

[Radiohead]

This has gone far enough, no more talking about irrelevant islands in the southern hemisphere. (see post 1)

Lady Gaga and sex with Muppet man? ffs smiley. ffs.

We arent talking about Tasmania, dear.

And I was thinking more Cat Power or Lamb, but she's being demanding.

 

[thør]

This has gone far enough, no more talking about irrelevant islands in the southern hemisphere. (see post 1)

Lady Gaga and sex with Muppet man? ffs smiley. ffs.

The Muffin Man?

Do you know the Muffin Man?

 

[kbate]

South Pacific Islands, all the same: horrid places populated by with horrible people; except New Zealand, where they have hobbits and elves and other cool.l things.

 

[girlsmiley]

This has gone far enough, no more talking about irrelevant islands in the southern hemisphere. (see post 1)

Lady Gaga and sex with Muppet man? ffs smiley. ffs.

Okay okay. No Lady Gaga sex with Muppet man.

 

[Radiohead]

Okay okay. No Lady Gaga sex with Muppet man.

I have known her to be jealous before, but this is a litle extreme

 

[trysail]

South Pacific Islands, all the same: horrid places populated by with horrible people; except New Zealand, where they have hobbits and elves and other cool.l things.

Don't forget the sheep !! They've got more damn sheep than anybody could ever count— there must be zillions of 'em.


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[girlsmiley]

I have known her to be jealous before, but this is a litle extreme

Kate? Jealous of a man?



No way. She knows.

 

[Radiohead]

Kate? Jealous of a man?



No way. She knows.

Maybe its the muppet bit.

 

[kbate]

I do not do jealousy, it is another pointless emotion based on fear and shame, both of which I fight in myself and my family.

If you want to let Muppet use your body for his perverted pleasures, that is completely between you and him, even were you and I an active item, such a liaison would be your prerogative. I would (of course) insist you undergo a good steam cleaning (inside and out) before returning to my embrace.

 

[Saint Peter]

It would be easier and cheaper to just run her down to the car wash.

 

[Saint Peter]

Then again, there is nothing like a Hotsy for getting it squeaky clean.

 

[ryan8558]

I do not do jealousy, it is another pointless emotion based on fear and shame, both of which I fight in myself and my family.

If you want to let Muppet use your body for his perverted pleasures, that is completely between you and him, even were you and I an active item, such a liaison would be your prerogative. I would (of course) insist you undergo a good steam cleaning (inside and out) before returning to my embrace.

Don't do it GS, I'm certain it would be fatal!!

 

[Radiohead]

I do not do jealousy, it is another pointless emotion based on fear and shame, both of which I fight in myself and my family.

If you want to let Muppet use your body for his perverted pleasures, that is completely between you and him, even were you and I an active item, such a liaison would be your prerogative. I would (of course) insist you undergo a good steam cleaning (inside and out) before returning to my embrace.

Hey, you can use your tongue!

 

[thør]

Then again, there is nothing like a Hotsy for getting it squeaky clean.

Which detergent would you recommend?

Ripper I?

 

[girlsmiley]

I do not do jealousy, it is another pointless emotion based on fear and shame, both of which I fight in myself and my family.

If you want to let Muppet use your body for his perverted pleasures, that is completely between you and him, even were you and I an active item, such a liaison would be your prerogative. I would (of course) insist you undergo a good steam cleaning (inside and out) before returning to my embrace.

Listen. I do not want to let Muppet man use my body. « Another sentence I never thought I'd type. That's just gross. You're gross. "such a liaison"

I typed, "I wish you were a lesbian" to Muppet, but we all know he is a man so obviously I was just being silly.

Also, that seems like a lot of words for someone who doesn't do jealousy.

Also, were you and I an active item, there'd be a lot less chatter and a lot more fucking.

 

[Radiohead]

oh let me down easy why dont you

 

[Hard_Rom]

South Pacific Islands, all the same: horrid places populated by with horrible people; except New Zealand, where they have hobbits and elves and other cool.l things.

Have a buddy from Fiji. He described how they hunt wild pigs in Fiji.

You pit a pile of feed at base of palm tree, shinny up tree with spear in hand and then leap down to kill pig.

Now that is how you hunt properly. Cecil would still be around if we hunted properly. Probably, maybe, hope so.

 

[girlsmiley]

oh let me down easy why dont you

Oh come on it's not like you've just realised lesbians are grossed out by penis. Besides, I didn't start this. This is all Kate's fault.

 

[kbate]

Oh come on it's not like you've just realised lesbians are grossed out by penis. Besides, I didn't start this. This is all Kate's fault.

It is not my fault; the two of you brought perverted sex talk into my safe-place thread and you brought in that place below the equator again at the same time. I had to log off for a week just to feel safe again.

 

[spacekowboy]

Is this spot safe from dick pics?

 

[thør]

Oh come on it's not like you've just realised lesbians are grossed out by penis. Besides, I didn't start this. This is all Kate's fault.

A lesbian friend once confided that she rather enjoyed the penis, just not the dick it was attached to.