name my dildo!

[lil_elvis]

Logger Heads

 

[Rope64]

"Gepeto's ... (something?)"

"Lathework Lotharios"

 

[BlackShanglan]

Staff of Life

Don't Spare the Rod

Twelve Inches of Oak

 

[Tom Collins]

Or how about...
Fallacies of Yore...as in fake cocks from aincient times? Cheesy?

 

[Rope64]

"Stella's Fellas"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Got Wood?

 

[Stella_Omega]

This is wonderful! think romance, passion!

Think Young Lesbians who have just come out and want something that adequately represents the heights of their new-found love...

Think Wedding gifts (The first one I made was for an anniversary gift)

Think Tom Of Finland...

A lot of these suggestions would be fantastic as page headings and such.

Rope64, I love "Lathework Lotharios"

And Tom Collins, a lot of those, too... and you know, flattery will get you everywhere

 

[Aurora Black]

"Knock on Wood"?

 

[lil_elvis]

Loveslathe

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I kinda like Au natural

Can't help but think of the biblical quote too:

'they rod & thy Staff, they comfort me

 

[Stella_Omega]

I kinda like Au natural

Can't help but think of the biblical quote too:

'they rod & thy Staff, they comfort me

ROFLMAO!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

ROFLMAO!

*HUGS*

 

[Boota]

Some random ideas -

For the elite sounding name: Stiffwood Private Stock

website: dumpyourboyfriend.com

Satyr Woods

Love Forest Hardwoods

 

[Tom Collins]

And Tom Collins, a lot of those, too... and you know, flattery will get you everywhere

Is it flattery if it's honesty?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

1. Get Lathed
2. Wicked Hardwoods
3. Wicked Wood
4. Woodnymph World
5. Lathe Me Down
6. Ode to Oak
7. Oak-gasm
8. Grain Expectations *snicker*
9. Spindles of Pleasure / Pleasure Spindles

Some are corny, I know. Nice products though. I'll have to think on individual names for them.

 

[efevece]

names

Hi,

For the brand name "Wood You" (or "Wood You?")is perfect.

For the model(s) name(s) I think great lovers are the option: Casanova, Don Juan, etc. Or Giacomo, Marcel, Jeanpierre, etc.

Good luck. Peace.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Hi,

For the brand name "Wood You" (or "Wood You?")is perfect.

For the model(s) name(s) I think great lovers are the option: Casanova, Don Juan, etc. Or Giacomo, Marcel, Jeanpierre, etc.

Good luck. Peace.

Hee!
Romeo...

and if I were able to make a bent g-spot stimulator- Cyrano De Beregrac

When I first started making them, I was naming them after goddesses- Aphrodite, Athena, Hera, Isis, Bast, etc, Now, I'm more egalitarian

 

[SophiaY]

"Epicurean Rose"

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm rather fond of drink names for sex toys.
For example:

1. Absolute Disaster
2. Blue Hawaiian
3. Black Russian
4. Dirty Martinin
5. Cosmopolitan
6. Hurricane
7. Irish Coffee (for a toffee colored piece)
8. Kamikaze
9. Mind Eraser
10. Nutmeg
11. Panty Dropper
12. Royal Flush (the blue one's got royal/regal tendencies)
13. Slippery Nipple / Slippery Nut
14. Scotch Mist
15. Toasted Almond
16. Velvet Hammer
17. White Russian
18. Whiskey Sour
19. Zombie

Anyway, you get the idea. The possibilities are endless.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm thinking about naming them after the authors here
I could put a link to each author's profile in the product description

 

[SophiaY]

Did you know that Steely Dan was named after one mentioned in a John Burroughs novel?

(Do not, do not, ask how I know that!)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm thinking about naming them after the authors here
I could put a link to each author's profile in the product description

Mine would be a corkscrew.

 

[Liar]

Carmen Sandiego

 

[SophiaY]

Mine would be a corkscrew.

Something like this? (She asks so innocently)

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/byprodid/700/1832.jpg

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Something like this? (She asks so innocently)

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/byprodid/700/1832.jpg

YES!!!