name my dildo!

[Tom Collins]

I'm rather fond of drink names for sex toys.
For example:

1. Absolute Disaster
2. Blue Hawaiian
3. Black Russian
4. Dirty Martinin
5. Cosmopolitan
6. Hurricane
7. Irish Coffee (for a toffee colored piece)
8. Kamikaze
9. Mind Eraser
10. Nutmeg
11. Panty Dropper
12. Royal Flush (the blue one's got royal/regal tendencies)
13. Slippery Nipple / Slippery Nut
14. Scotch Mist
15. Toasted Almond
16. Velvet Hammer
17. White Russian
18. Whiskey Sour
19. Zombie

Anyway, you get the idea. The possibilities are endless.

Hell...if yer gonna name 'em after drinks how 'bout the Tom Collins. *ish *

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'm thinking about naming them after the authors here
I could put a link to each author's profile in the product description

I would be grinning for days if someone named a dildo after me!

How about as a product line "Dryad Dreams"?

Little wood nymphs scampering about teh forest, and stumbling upon those.... happy fairies indeed!

 

[SophiaY]

For some things, I do have great fashion sense...

 

[Alessia Brio]

I'm thinking about naming them after the authors here
I could put a link to each author's profile in the product description

Heh.

Brio means "fire."

 

[matriarch]

English Lady, my blossom, these are very nice!
I like "Wood You" perhaps as a website name?

keep 'em coming my friends, if you will

I agree, love EL's suggestions. My favourite is 'Would You', but with the addition of a question mark.....'Would You?'.

Perfick.

 

[Tom Collins]

Heh.

Brio means "fire."

How about calling one the Brio Omega?

 

[Alessia Brio]

How about calling one the Brio Omega?

*swoon*

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Some of us know that I make lathe-turned wooden dildoes, right? Well, it's about time I set up a website to sell the little fuckers
My dilemma- what do I call them? "Woodies" is just not romantic enough, sorry!
At one point, I called them "Passion Play" but I ain't religious, and you know, the Christians have kind of a monoploy on that term.
Another company that I highly respect is called "Vixen"
I have a couple of domain names registered; "Probablepossible' and "stellaomega"
Anyone have a brainstorm for me? I'll send a dildo to the person who names them!
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b344/struwwelpeter/linghams.jpg

George, Dick and Donald?

 

[zeb1094]

These are the "Limbs of Our Life" or the "Limbs of Life" or "Limbs of Pleasure"

 

[TxRad]

Knowing a little about stella... My first thought was "Killer"

Then i came across the "Would You?" for the site....

Then i thought "Wood be's"

I can see it now "Custom Wood Be's" Tailored to fit, not a one size fits all....

 

[Tom Collins]

*swoon*

*fanning self, heart palpitating* Oh Lord! I made a Lady *swoon*...*groan*

 

[SophiaY]

Here a more serious thought: how about names from the Renaissance?

(Cribbed list from a website)

Agnella
Agnese
Agnola
Alessandra
Anastasia
Andrea
Andreuola
Angela
Antonia
Bandecca
Bartola
Bartolomea
Bella
Belloza
Bice
Bona
Buona
Catalina
Caterina
Chola
Cicilia
Ciecherella
Ciosa
Ciuta
Cristina
Dea
Diana
Dolce
Druda
Elizabeth
Fiametta
Filippa
Fiora
Flora
Francesca
Gemma
Ghinga
Ghita
Gianetta
Gilia
Ginevra
Giovanna
Giuliana
Gostanza
Grana
Isabetta
Jacopa
Joanna
Lagia
Lapa
Lena
Leonarda
Letta
Lippa
Lisa
Lisabetta
Lorenza
Lucia
Lucrezia
Madelena
Magdalena
Margherita
Maria
Marsilia
Martinella
Masina
Mea
Nanna
Mella
Nencia
Nezetta
Nicolosa
Novella
Nucca
Pasqua
Pia
Piera
Paula
Rigarda
Riguardatta
Salvaza
Sandra
Santa
Serena
Simona
Stella
Taddea
Tessa
Tita
Tomasia
Tommasa
Veroncia

I can hear a voice crying out..."Oh, Lucrezia!"

 

[Stella_Omega]

Ahhhh, that list of names is heavenly!
Is there a list of men's names too?
And TxRad is right, they can be custom tailored

 

[Tom Collins]

I agree, love EL's suggestions. My favourite is 'Would You', but with the addition of a question mark.....'Would You?'.

Perfick.

Hey, El...looking lucious as always....*MWAH!*
I just wanted to point out that it seems to have been missed that joeys-game suggested "Wood You?" back on the first page...just thought it was important to point that out since credit for something means a present from Sir Stella and all...

 

[SophiaY]

Ahhhh, that list of names is heavenly!
Is there a list of men's names too?
And TxRad is right, they can be custom tailored

At your quick fingered service...

Alberto
Albertino
Alessandro
Almerico
Aluysio
Luysio
Loysio
Aloysius Latin
Andrea *
Andream A Latin accusative form
Anechino
Angelo *
Antonio *
Antonolo
Aureo
Baiamonte
Baldasera
Balsamo
Barbus Latin. The Italian form Barbo is recorded by McKee.
Bartolomeo *
Benasuto
Benghi Probably a nickname for some name Ben-. The same name appears in a 15th century census of Florence. Cf. Benci, which De Felice Cognomi, derives from Bencivegna
Benintendi Literally 'good intentions'
Benvenuto
Bernabas
Bernardo *
Bertuccio
Bertucio
Blasio *
Blaxio
Bucello A pet form of Bucca, Bocca; or of Iacobo via Iacobuco.
Cataldo
Clario This spelling is typical of Friuli-Venezia Giulia.
Cristiano
Cristoforo
Cristofo
Daniele
Danieli
Dardi A pet form, perhaps of Medardo
Dionisio
Domenico *
Donato
Dragano
Enrico
Ermolao
Facio A pet form of Bonifacio
Federico
Felle A pet form which we cannot trace to its origin
Francesco *
Francescino
Checo
Frangibus Perhaps a Latin dative of Franco. McKee has the Latin Frangus.
Galaxio Possibly a pet form of Gallo [De Felice Cognomi]
Gasparo
Geminiano
Geragio
Gerardo *
Giorgio
Giovanni *
Gian An abbreviated form of Giovanni, found only in the compounds Gian Galeazzo Visconti and Gian Giacomo Caroldo, the latter from the 16th C.
Nanino
Zanino
Giuliano
Giustiniano
Gregorio
Guido *
Guilelmo *
Gurian
Jacobo *
Jacopo
Jacobino
Iacobino
Jacobello
Giacomo
Jacomelo
Puzinello Fucilla, p.43, has Puzzinelli from Iacopuzzo.
Bolezino Probably derived of Iacobo by way of Iacobollo; Fucilla, p.44, shows that path leading to Bolla, Bolletti, Bolino.
Lenuzo A pet form, perhaps from Leonardo, Leone, or Maddaleno
Leonardo
Lorenzo *
Luca *
Luchas
Mafeo *
Mapheo
Matheo
Marco Saint Mark was patron of Venice
Marino
Marin
Martino *
Michael *
Michaleto
Mora
Moreto
Morosino
Nicolo *
Nicolaus Latin
Nicoleto
Nicolino
Oliverio
Paladin
Palmerio
Panelo From pane 'bread', used as a given name [De Felice Cognomi]
Pangratio Possibly a variant of Pancrazio, but possibly a survival of Latin *Pangratius 'all thanks'.
Pantaleone
Pantalione
Paolo *
Paolino
Pascal
Phylipo An unusual form of Filippo
Pietro *
Poluccia A form of Latin Pollux
Prelatus Latin. Apparently the word prelato 'prelate' used as a name.
Raffiano
Rambaldo
Raynucio A pet form of Raniero, which was a relatively common Venetian name.
Rigi A pet form of Arrigo, or less likely some other name like Federigo or Rigoberto.
Righi
Rizardo A Venetian form of Riccardo
Rolandino
Romaso
Saraceno
Sclavo Apparently from a word for 'slave' [Fucilla, p.164]
Semelino
Simon *
Simoneto
Tarvixio
Thadeo
Tomaso *
Thomas Latin
Triadano
Tusco
Tuscus Latin
Uberto
Ubertino
Vendramino McKee has the root form Vendramus.
Victor Possibly a Latin rendering of Vittore.
Vitaliano McKee has the root form Vitale
Vito
Vitti
Zilio A form of Gilio
Zonta Perhaps from Giunta, itself a shortened form of Bonagiunta according to De Felice Nomi.
Zusto A form of Giusto

(Ahem, I was better known for my slow handed playing...)

 

[Stella_Omega]

Awesome, Sophia
which reminds me...
My hero John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester wrote a poem to Signor Dildo

 

[Stella_Omega]

Hey, El...looking lucious as always....*MWAH!*
I just wanted to point out that it seems to have been missed that joeys-game suggested "Wood You?" back on the first page...just thought it was important to point that out since credit for something means a present from Sir Stella and all...

Oh, not to worry, I did see that- and I'll be going through the lists very carefully still. Nothing's decided on yet!

 

[SophiaY]

"The Women concern'd from every Window,
Cry'd, Oh! for Heavn's sake save Signior Dildo."

(laughing) Change Signor to Signora and I might appreciate the poem a little better.

 

[mismused]

delete

 

[Boxlicker101]

Peg o' My Heart?
Passionate Plugs?
Perfect Peters?
Evening Wood?

 

[MissBri]

 

[china-doll]

'Tree Huggers'

'Stick it to ya'

'Titilating Timbers'

'Dirty Jepetos'

 

[Guest]

These are incredible. Wow!

Has someone suggested Burning Wood? Hot Fuel? Some such?

I also liked Ab's suggestion - Got Wood?

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I don't know. Do you really want to stress the fact these are made of wood? Doesn't wood imply slivers?

Maybe Roots?

Or here's one: Thrilldos. I just Googled it and no one's using the name. You can copyright it.

--Zoot

 

[MissBri]