name my dildo!

[SophiaY]

"Maiden Masts" is rather cute.

In a naughty-cal way.

 

[MissBri]

 

[china-doll]

Of course, I was thinking of Stella's affinity for pirates.

Shiver me timbers.

 

[MissBri]

 

[china-doll]

Was that an invitation?

...or an advertisement.

 

[SophiaY]

Of course, I was thinking of Stella's affinity for pirates.

Perhaps because some of the fairer ones buckle their swashes?



(okay, terrible and obscure)

 

[MissBri]

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm ROFLMAO here- aided perhaps by my glass of cheap chianti
Divining Wands, Jett, that's wonderful
I love Dirty Geppetto- from China Doll,
and I really should call one the MainMast, huh? And something about buckling on your swash.. .wonderful!
"burning Wood" is nice too

Yes, I Do want to emphasise that they're made of wood, you betcha!

At the shows, I always say- if you get a splinter I will personally come and get it out for you

 

[Tom Collins]

I'm ROFLMAO here- aided perhaps by my glass of cheap chianti
Divining Wands, Jett, that's wonderful
I love Dirty Geppetto- from China Doll,
and I really should call one the MainMast, huh? And something about buckling on your swash.. .wonderful!
"burning Wood" is nice too

Yes, I Do want to emphasise that they're made of wood, you betcha!

At the shows, I always say- if you get a splinter I will personally come and get it out for you

DAMN!! *mumbling to self* Definatly need one of those now...
The one on the far right could be "The Pharaoh's Scepter"

 

[MissBri]

 

[Kev H]

Yes, I Do want to emphasise that they're made of wood, you betcha!

Haha, I must share my goofiness with you. When I saw they were wood, my first thought was "yikes, wood biodegrades." Then my second thought (closely following the first, I promise) was "oh, but I bet the genitals biodegrade sooner, so it's okay."

As I laughed through the delightful suggestions, I began wondering at the sitting on sticks comment and wondering if any other sick person is taking notes for an Earth Day entry. (Seriously my story is complete and edit...er proof read, someone else can have the idea.)

 

[Rope64]

Knotty Bits.

 

[Guest]

Knotty Bits.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Shiver me timbers.

That's a good name too: Shivery Timbers.

 

[TheEarl]

I've always thought "Presents to myself" would be a really good name for a dildo company.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

guess it depends on the reason for the naming. If its to call it something while playing then id call it God.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

FYI:

botulinonia: female masturbation using a sausage

olisbos: A dildo or artificial-penis

More here: http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/dildo

--Zoot

P.S. Here's something interesting too--

tribology:
Or: tribadism / tribady :

1. Sexual activity between two females in which one is dominant and the other submissive.

2. Sexual activity in which two women or tribades rub their vulvas together, or one partner rubs tthe other's genitalia with her thigh or with a dildo ; sex by rubbing.

[In chemistry and physics, tribology is the study of frection, so I guess this makes sense.]

 

[Guest]

FYI:

botulinonia: female masturbation using a sausage

--Zoot.

Botulus, referring to sausage, of course.

But still too close to botulism.

Ick - nasty - yuck.

 

[Guest]

FYI:

B]tribology[/B]:
Or: tribadism / tribady :

1. Sexual activity between two females in which one is dominant and the other submissive.

2. Sexual activity in which two women or tribades rub their vulvas together, or one partner rubs tthe other's genitalia with her thigh or with a dildo ; sex by rubbing.
]

Thers a thread on that

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=387408

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Stella, they are beautiful! Pieces of art! As for names, how about Lover's Flute? In ancient Japan, fellatio was called "playing the flute", you know...

And in the ad, you could have a headline like "If your lover B-flat..."

 

[RogueLurker]

Are you naming the Dildos or the website that you want to advertise them on?

If it's the website you're trying to name ... howzabout "Stella's Grove"? (www.stellasgrove.com)

I suppose that outside of Lit, Stella isn't going to be a household name for hot and heavy dildo play ... a shame, really. For a more recognizable name, you could go with "Artemis' Grove" or "Gaia's Grove" or something more along the lines of the feminine divine ... since I'm sure your products are absolutely divine.

Then you can start developing the Shiver Me Timber Line, the Maiden's Masts, etc ... With each of these lines broken down in to the indivdual Dildos such as the "Omega Brio" or the "Black Shanglan" ...

Just a thought ...

RL

 

[Stella_Omega]

Are you naming the Dildos or the website that you want to advertise them on?

If it's the website you're trying to name ... howzabout "Stella's Grove"? (www.stellasgrove.com)

I suppose that outside of Lit, Stella isn't going to be a household name for hot and heavy dildo play ... a shame, really. For a more recognizable name, you could go with "Artemis' Grove" or "Gaia's Grove" or something more along the lines of the feminine divine ... since I'm sure your products are absolutely divine.

Then you can start developing the Shiver Me Timber Line, the Maiden's Masts, etc ... With each of these lines broken down in to the indivdual Dildos such as the "Omega Brio" or the "Black Shanglan" ...

Just a thought ...

RL

Oh, I plan on marketing the hell out of these little suckers, don't worry about that

Hmm, the Black Shanglan... that would be one of my larger sizes, wouldn't it!

I'm looking for a name for the whole line right now, for instance
Vixen Creations has different names for each line, but they are all Vixen dildoes.
When I first started making them, I called them "Passion Play" and signed and dated them.... But when someone picks up a piece that hasn't sold right away, and sees a date of three years past, they tend to see it as old goods. And Wood doesn't biodegrade as fast as that! LOL


You guys are the bestest, I swear!

(edit) I clicked on stellasgrove.com, and found that it leads to a resale website, those sonsofabtiches! But I own stellaomega.com already. I haven't done anytihng with it yet, but obviously it should promote my writing... I can set up a subdomain- like grove.stellaomega.com or something.
damn this bloody internet, no wonder I get nothing done!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I like "Stella's Grooves" (you know... the toys have grooves...) but it's probably too close to the book and movie title.

 

[Boxlicker101]

If your website includes the name "Stella" maybe you can give the individual dildoes names like Betelgeuse of Sirius or other well known stars.

 

[joeys-game]

For the website name..

Stella would..wood you?