Name That Movie Quote

[Machiavellix]

Isn't it The Jerk with Steve Martin?

Nope. Incorrect again. It's not a comedy. I seriously never thought this would stump everyone as it has.

 

[Machiavellix]

Ok, I checked the movie script, and I had the line wrong. The actual line is,

"I want to tell you about the time I almost died."

Now, if your cheating by looking it up, you'll figure it out immediately.

 

[mrtnmoon]

shit. I just watched that about a week or so ago.

 

[Machiavellix]

shit. I just watched that about a week or so ago.

I love this movie.

 

[Machiavellix]

"I'm going to tell you a story about the time I almost died...."

Alright, the movie is.....

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0780622537.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif

 

[sexkit-teen]

dammit i knew that!!

I'm reminded of the immortal words of Socrates who said "I drank what?"

 

[mrtnmoon]

dammit i knew that!!

I'm reminded of the immortal words of Socrates who said "I drank what?"

real genius

it just doesn't matter! it just doesn't matter! it just doesn't matter!

 

[The Mutt]

real genius

it just doesn't matter! it just doesn't matter! it just doesn't matter!

Meatballs.

"We ah building a fighting fowce of extwahowdinawy magnitude. You have ow gwatitude."

 

[phoenix67]

Meatballs.

"We ah building a fighting fowce of extwahowdinawy magnitude. You have ow gwatitude."

Kentucky Fried Movie (or more specifically, its feature presentation "A Fistful of Yen")



"Too funky for mahself!"

 

[mrtnmoon]

"Too funky for mahself!"

undercover brother

"sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from san diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend and it stops...."

 

[mrtnmoon]

here's another one:

"unless you guys want something else blown, I'm gonna go inside and wash my mongoose."

 

[The Mutt]

here's another one:

"unless you guys want something else blown, I'm gonna go inside and wash my mongoose."

I don't know, but I gotta see it!

 

[mrtnmoon]

I don't know, but I gotta see it!

I don't think people expected much from this movie.... I know I didn't. but I found it surprisingly enjoyable.

 

[The Mutt]

undercover brother

"sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from san diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend and it stops...."

This sounds so familiar. Kevin Smith? Aaarrgghh!

 

[College_geek]

I cheated and looked it up out of curiousity, so I won't say what it is. Kevin Smith makes much better movies, though (in my opinion ^_^).

 

[black0sheep]

undercover brother

"sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from san diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend and it stops...."

Old School.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Old School.

yes. hilarious movie. re: whether or not kevin smith makes better movies, the only one I've seen is jay and silent bob strike back. I thought that one was pretty good, too, but I'd probably take old school over it any day. maybe his other ones are better.

since black0sheep didn't leave a quote, I'll bump this one:

"unless you guys want something else blown, I'm gonna go inside and wash my mongoose."

 

[College_geek]

yes. hilarious movie. re: whether or not kevin smith makes better movies, the only one I've seen is jay and silent bob strike back. I thought that one was pretty good, too, but I'd probably take old school over it any day. maybe his other ones are better.

Watch Clerks, Chasing Amy, or Dogma. Those are his best 3, in my opinion. Chasing Amy being the best. Also, J&SBSB is a lot funnier if you've seen his previous movies since all the characters come back for cameos.

 

[black0sheep]

yes. hilarious movie. re: whether or not kevin smith makes better movies, the only one I've seen is jay and silent bob strike back. I thought that one was pretty good, too, but I'd probably take old school over it any day. maybe his other ones are better.

since black0sheep didn't leave a quote, I'll bump this one:

"unless you guys want something else blown, I'm gonna go inside and wash my mongoose."

Dukes of Hazzard.

How about this one then.

"I calculated the odds of this succeeding, versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway."

 

[Machiavellix]

I don't have an answer to the above quote. However, since we're on the topic of Kevin Smith, I wanted to remind everyone....

[size=+3]March 2006 baby!![/size]

http://www.my-os.net/blog/images/juillet2005/clerks2.jpg

 

[College_geek]

I don't have an answer to the above quote, however, since we're on the topic of Kevin Smith, I wanted to remind everyone....

[size=+3]March 2006 baby!![/size]

I'm so glad that Kevin was able to get the guy to play Randall again. It just wouldn't be the same without him.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I'm so glad that Kevin was able to get the guy to play Randall again. It just wouldn't be the same without him.

then I'm guessing you two (C_G and Mach) aren't among the people that think he shouldn't have even attempted to make a sequel?

bumping our current quote, from black sheep:

"I calculated the odds of this succeeding, versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway."


any chance of getting a hint?

 

[Buster Cherry]

Mystery Science Theater 3000....quoted by Crow T. Robot

OK, here's the next one;

"You wanna play hide the salami with his old lady?"

 

[College_geek]

then I'm guessing you two (C_G and Mach) aren't among the people that think he shouldn't have even attempted to make a sequel?

When I first heard about it, I was nervous. Still am. But I feel that since they did go ahead with the sequel, at least they got the main characters back.

That and my boyfriend read that the reason Smith made the sequel was because of a promise to Jason Mewes. If Mewes finally got off of heroin, Smith would bring back Jay & Silent Bob again, since Mewes loves the character so much. He almost got off a few times, but got back on, so I guess he's finally clean.

 

[mrtnmoon]

maybe I should get addicted to heroin to see if anyone would promise me something if I kicked it.