Naughty quotes

[glasspenguin]

"Here's a piece of poetry--it isn't exactly poetry. It's more prose--and cons.

"I kissed her lips
"And then just for meanness
"She twisted her legs
"And broke my glasses"

--Redd Foxx

This one isn't so much a dirty quote as a philosophy on life that I have borrowed from him. I actually do take this very seriously, and I've found it's a wonderful way to look at life .

"I don't care if you're black or white, rich or poor- you got to wash your ass."
-Redd Foxx

 

[Inrhapsody]

This one isn't so much a dirty quote as a philosophy on life that I have borrowed from him. I actually do take this very seriously, and I've found it's a wonderful way to look at life .

"I don't care if you're black or white, rich or poor- you got to wash your ass."
-Redd Foxx

OH yes..good bit of advice.

 

[PenforPrez]

"I don't care if you're black or white, rich or poor- you got to wash your ass."
-Redd Foxx

I always liked his justification for that. "When you go home tonight, for the first time in your life, for some of you--wash up! Come to bed damp for a change! Only Euell Gibbons will eat in dry bush country! Fellers, jump in that water and wash them wild hickory nuts!"

 

[CurlyKat]

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush

Hehehehe

 

[PenforPrez]

"Here's something you never hear a man say: 'Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!'" -- George Carlin

 

[glasspenguin]

"Bed is the poor man's opera."
-an Italian proverb

 

[glasspenguin]

All these Shakespearean quotes and no one has yet mentioned the old Porter? Allow me...

"Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance."

- The Porter

The Tragedy of Macbeth
Act II, Sc. 3

 

[texasace]

When in doubt... whip it out... (me)

 

[Inrhapsody]

When in doubt... whip it out... (me)

I thought that was Devo...well I was wrong I guess.

 

[Inrhapsody]

bump....

 

[PenforPrez]

"I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's!" -- George Carlin

 

[Morrigu]

Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. Anon

 

[Golden_Greek]

to lick or to be licked that is the question .................
(former gf)

 

[RyanBlack]

Its not how big the club, but how accurate the shot---golfing truism

 

[glasspenguin]

"It's not the size of the boat- it's the motion of the ocean!
(That said, it takes a helluva long time to get to England in a dingy...)"

 

[RyanBlack]

sailing illustrations really float my boat---just sayin


Giving into our baser desires is natural and normal--after all they are our foundations----

just made it up cuz I couldnt think of anything else pithy

 

[Inrhapsody]

sailing illustrations really float my boat---just sayin


Giving into our baser desires is natural and normal--after all they are our foundations----

just made it up cuz I couldnt think of anything else pithy

That was pretty pithy.

 

[Inrhapsody]

"It's not the size of the boat- it's the motion of the ocean!
(That said, it takes a helluva long time to get to England in a dingy...)"

OH GP....this made me laugh this morning thank you.

 

[Inrhapsody]

To err is human, to forgive divine.
Alexander Pope

Not naughty, but something we should all keep in mind.

 

[RyanBlack]

OH GP....this made me laugh this morning thank you.

DO YOU MIND!??? Im in the middle of perving on him right now and we are up to boating----can lotion be far away?

 

[Inrhapsody]

DO YOU MIND!??? Im in the middle of perving on him right now and we are up to boating----can lotion be far away?

Oh sorry...But like Arty, he is mine! GIGGLE

 

[glasspenguin]

DO YOU MIND!??? Im in the middle of perving on him right now and we are up to boating----can lotion be far away?

You'll have to forgive Ryan- He's just a little pissy on account of all the barnacles on his hull.

(Just trying to further the nautical pun )

 

[RyanBlack]

You'll have to forgive Ryan- He's just a little pissy on account of all the barnacles on his hull.

(Just trying to further the nautical pun )

barnacles on my hull???? Ill have you know my hull is slick and clean!!!!

and if you tack in the wrong directions you might just catch my jib in just the right place

 

[glasspenguin]

barnacles on my hull???? Ill have you know my hull is slick and clean!!!!

and if you tack in the wrong directions you might just catch my jib in just the right place

Sailors passing in the night are often scared shipless...

 

[Daizie]

You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick. - George Carlin

I was naughty. I wasn't bad. Bad is hurting people, doing evil. Naughty is not hurting anyone. Naughty is being amusing.
- Sydney Biddle Barrows the Mayflower Madam