CelticFrog
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I never said we were still DIRECTLY talking about sex... just that the conversation hadn't moved TOO FAR away from it.
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herecomestherain
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I've just re-read the entire thread and all I can say is thanks for some great laughs the (Limbhugger) large appliance scene had me squealing out loud with pleasure. I even started thinking about the sexual characteristics of other household goods, you know along the line of "if you were an animal what would you be type questions..." A relationship with a Lava Lamp is where I'm heading next!
Seriously the start of this thread really scared me having suffered a bit of personal damage as a kid. I can't tell you how happy I am that this kind of shit gets canned. Sorry if that's offending anyone's sense of free speech but I still hate seeing the question on the Board everytime I check in.
Seriously the start of this thread really scared me having suffered a bit of personal damage as a kid. I can't tell you how happy I am that this kind of shit gets canned. Sorry if that's offending anyone's sense of free speech but I still hate seeing the question on the Board everytime I check in.
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I can just see the next episode of Springer... "My wife ran off with our garden gnomes and left me the chest freezer."
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The iron, it's got to be the iron. Hot, steamy, hard...
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herecomestherain said:I've just re-read the entire thread and all I can say is thanks for some great laughs the (Limbhugger) large appliance scene had me squealing out loud with pleasure. I even started thinking about the sexual characteristics of other household goods, you know along the line of "if you were an animal what would you be type questions..." A relationship with a Lava Lamp is where I'm heading next!
Seriously the start of this thread really scared me having suffered a bit of personal damage as a kid. I can't tell you how happy I am that this kind of shit gets canned. Sorry if that's offending anyone's sense of free speech but I still hate seeing the question on the Board everytime I check in.
Glad to hear we were able to make something icky into something good. I always think that this is the best way to handle these threads, turn them into the jokes they really are.
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I see a Springer show where the wife forces him to move out of the house into a small rv in the backyard with only minature appliances, while she gets it off with the big ones in the house.
Oh and the rv would only have a plastic netting, no screen door.
Oh and the rv would only have a plastic netting, no screen door.
herecomestherain
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And I'm imagining things no woman should...
See what happens when you start lusting after electrical goods...? The mobile phone could turn into a very expensive vibrator, why not go back to a man's first love...the lawnmower? Much more vibration for your dollar and the lawn gets done!
originally posted by ABN_Ranger
This is absolutely the best thing I've heard or seen in years! Thanks for the photo too. For a wild moment I was thinking the probe was still attached to plane...giving all sorts of info back to the pilot...imagine the scene in the cockpit ( do they still call it this?) Maybe I should stop this right here before I get arrested!
Mskey, you've got to laugh don't you?
See what happens when you start lusting after electrical goods...? The mobile phone could turn into a very expensive vibrator, why not go back to a man's first love...the lawnmower? Much more vibration for your dollar and the lawn gets done!
originally posted by ABN_Ranger
This is absolutely the best thing I've heard or seen in years! Thanks for the photo too. For a wild moment I was thinking the probe was still attached to plane...giving all sorts of info back to the pilot...imagine the scene in the cockpit ( do they still call it this?) Maybe I should stop this right here before I get arrested!
Mskey, you've got to laugh don't you?
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This is absolutely the best thing I've heard or seen in years! Thanks for the photo too. For a wild moment I was thinking the probe was still attached to plane...giving all sorts of info back to the pilot...imagine the scene in the cockpit ( do they still call it this?) Maybe I should stop this right here before I get arrested!
Mskey, you've got to laugh don't you? [/B][/QUOTE]
Hehe... I can actually see my pilots reaction to that, "Sweet googamooga!! Chief... we gots a naked girl onthe end of the doohickey!!! She doin all sortsa things to it... her thinngy-ma-bobs are all pokin out... oh... what's good ol' Billy-Bob gonna do?"
Yes... his callsign is actually Billy-Bob... and he does actually talk like that... The only pilot in the Air Force that calls a multi-million dollar aircraft a "Doohickey"
Mskey, you've got to laugh don't you?
[/B][/QUOTE] Hehe... I can actually see my pilots reaction to that, "Sweet googamooga!! Chief... we gots a naked girl onthe end of the doohickey!!! She doin all sortsa things to it... her thinngy-ma-bobs are all pokin out... oh... what's good ol' Billy-Bob gonna do?"
Yes... his callsign is actually Billy-Bob... and he does actually talk like that... The only pilot in the Air Force that calls a multi-million dollar aircraft a "Doohickey"
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Ya bunch of perverts!
You have got me to thinking.
You know if a person took one of those new Black and Decker palm sanders and attached a gel soft dildo with clit stimulator's to it...
Somebody is going in to orbit.
I bought my wife one when we where building our deck.
I wonder.
You have got me to thinking.
You know if a person took one of those new Black and Decker palm sanders and attached a gel soft dildo with clit stimulator's to it...
Somebody is going in to orbit.
I bought my wife one when we where building our deck.
I wonder.
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Can I confess to dropping in on this thread for a giggle and a big laugh out loud over the last few days? The human imagination is wonderful!
The pilot scenario stills conjures up some very weird but funny mental pictures...
Oh and on the palm sander idea..I reckon go for it, get a prototype happening, be very, very careful to remove the sandpaper...although with all due respect I did read about someone with a penchant for a bit of rough, literally, over there in the BDSM forum.
You've put ideas into my head...I've got three painters outside as we speak all armed with sanders...I'll be back later, much later.
The pilot scenario stills conjures up some very weird but funny mental pictures...
Oh and on the palm sander idea..I reckon go for it, get a prototype happening, be very, very careful to remove the sandpaper...although with all due respect I did read about someone with a penchant for a bit of rough, literally, over there in the BDSM forum.
You've put ideas into my head...I've got three painters outside as we speak all armed with sanders...I'll be back later, much later.
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I did get involved with a kitchen clock, but we had to have a time out.
I tried to have sex with a screen door, but I strained myself.
I've been told sex with a breaker box can be shockingly bad.
For the more technically inclined:
My GF's experience with a pitot tube really blew.
(You see, pitot tubes measure airspeed by...oh, never mind.)
-- Slo
I tried to have sex with a screen door, but I strained myself.
I've been told sex with a breaker box can be shockingly bad.
For the more technically inclined:
My GF's experience with a pitot tube really blew.
(You see, pitot tubes measure airspeed by...oh, never mind.)
-- Slo
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Mskey said:Awww damn it! There goes my coffee all over the damn monitor! Gotta remember not to check the threads that make me laugh before I finish the java!
Careful, snarfing coffee on your monitor sounds like an electrical hazard.
I don't think UL Labs tests for that.
-- Slo
CelticFrog
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judge not -- so THAT's why you never answer!!!
ABN -- I don't know that Billy-Bob would be able to talk. At all. I'd say he couldn't talk straight, but he never does.
He's not kidding folks... Billy-Bob is THE absolute coolest pilot I've ever had the honor of meeting. And I can't understand a THING he says...
except doohickey.
sheath -- maybe our focus should be jet parts, not food...?
Ang
ABN -- I don't know that Billy-Bob would be able to talk. At all. I'd say he couldn't talk straight, but he never does.
He's not kidding folks... Billy-Bob is THE absolute coolest pilot I've ever had the honor of meeting. And I can't understand a THING he says...
except doohickey.
sheath -- maybe our focus should be jet parts, not food...?
Ang
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You know, this thread has been a great creative outlet for many, and has also let a lot of people laugh. So there's nothing wrong with it. It's not even a crappy thread. It's a successful turnaround of a potentially crappy thread.
So if you see this thread up on the top again, and you have already decided that it's old, or boring, or stupid, or crappy, then you can and should make the conscious decision to avoid it. Studies have shown that the greatest number of traffic accidents are caused by rubbernecking. So if you feel compelled to look at that 'train wreck', avoid it, and you won't cause an accident yourself. Let the rest of us who are enjoying ourselves in a forum that is UNLIKE the GB, do exactly that.
If you'd rather a thread die, then don't post to it either.
Ang
So if you see this thread up on the top again, and you have already decided that it's old, or boring, or stupid, or crappy, then you can and should make the conscious decision to avoid it. Studies have shown that the greatest number of traffic accidents are caused by rubbernecking. So if you feel compelled to look at that 'train wreck', avoid it, and you won't cause an accident yourself. Let the rest of us who are enjoying ourselves in a forum that is UNLIKE the GB, do exactly that.
If you'd rather a thread die, then don't post to it either.
Ang
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yes i also find this thread interesting.... i wish i had a screen door
CelticFrog
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I think half of the fun could be lost by grafting.
Anyhow, keeping this fun alive by keeping it as one reminds us that it is entirely possible to make sweet sweet lemonade out of bitter lemons.
Ang
Anyhow, keeping this fun alive by keeping it as one reminds us that it is entirely possible to make sweet sweet lemonade out of bitter lemons.
Ang
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INCEST>..Dude find a girl out side the family !!! And Sarah C having it happen to her...It is sad and sicking !!!! But after reading this complete thread, And where it went had me Rolling with laughter... I'm not sure how a warped and sick subject at the start, Turned to laughter....All I can say is WOW !!!
