Need advice about sister

[handlebars69]

yes, very good turnaround

 

[herecomestherain]

Sweet lemonade...

originally posted by Celtic Frog:

Anyhow, keeping this fun alive by keeping it as one reminds us that it is entirely possible to make sweet sweet lemonade out of bitter lemons.

Got to say I thought about the graft idea too but I think I agree with the sentiment as Celtic Frog so eloquently put it above.

I wish I had a F16 , a vat of latex and a couple of pilots...

Thanks from me to to all who've contributed, it's good to hear people continuing to laugh.

 

[Mskey]

I for one love the turnabout the htread has made. I've enjoyed laughing my ass off at some of this stuff.

 

[Lust Engine]

So THIS is where they dig up the guests for Jerry Springer!

 

[Mskey]

So THIS is where they dig up the guests for Jerry Springer!

hell no...we're to classy for Springer!

 

[Lust Engine]

hell no...we're to classy for Springer!

Isn't that an oxymoron?

 

[herecomestherain]

I'm using an "oxy" to get that darn thing off the front of that plane...if it's the last thing I do!

 

[tendril]

So THIS is where they dig up the guests for Jerry Springer!

I like how you think !!

 

[redfunguy]

i would think the answer here is pretty simple

fucking your sister is not a good idea
dont do it

 

[handlebars69]

already past that point.... lets get back to the screen door sex

 

[Mary Hall]

This thread`s purpose has become lost......oh well

 

[SlowGuy]

This thread`s purpose has become lost......oh well

We could organize a search party...

Or we could discuss the erotic potential of those pneumatic compression thingies they have on screen doors.

 

[handlebars69]

those are the things that make them slam shut right????? good idea

 

[herecomestherain]

We once had one of those and it made the most satisfying hissing sounds as it slowly (slowly enough to allow free passage into the house for half a dozen flies) closed behind you...sort of a sexy ( now I come to think of it) soft sighing sound ,rather like the sigh of a departing lover, or the soft sighing sound which I've been known to emit when coming up for air after a particularly long and satisfying kiss. Yes that's exactly what it was like...God I miss that door.

Slowguy, you didn't really think it was possible did you?

What about the slammimg of screen doors in a lust induced craze...oh we could go on!

Just one more observation...I noticed yesterday that my screen door is hung like a horse, no really, the automatic door closer (that's what we like to call it around here in polite company) is huge, sort of long, cylindrical, smooth...and there's a bit that just slides smoothly, well lubricated into the other part when we open the door repeatedly, again, again and again until it just slams with a sigh...

 

[SlowGuy]

Slowguy, you didn't really think it was possible did you?
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Actually, I had no doubt that Lit members would rise to an erotic challenge. Umm, maybe I should re-phrase that.

I do like the image of people wearing out their screen door hinges and crying out for more lube.

Fortunately our door closer is a compact model, so I needn't feel inadequate everytime I leave the house.

 

[herecomestherain]

Kind of changes the way we look at everyday household fixtures doesn't it , I find myself having the strangest thoughts...hey and I hope you didn't think I was boasting about the size of our screen door closing mechanism, I'd never do that to hurt anyones' feelings. Glad to here you're intact about about it. I know size can be a sensitive issue perhaps I should have been more discreet...it is big though...

 

[Bobmi357]

Ummm I think I should point out that Mil Spec parts are not intended for human sexual gratification. So think twice the next time you decide to stuff his AMRAM into your cockpit.

As for sex with clocks, if its done in a timely manner, it is possible, especially if the clock has a lively bell instead of one of those electronic ringers.

 

[SlowGuy]

I didn't think you were boasting, HCTR, simply justifiably proud of what you have.

Ours nothing to feel threatened by, it's only an inch and half in diameter and maybe nine inches long. Anyway, I've heard it's not the size of the closer, it's the skill of the person entering and exiting. All I can say is ours clicks in a most satisfying way.

As for abusing mil spec items, it may be best to think of it as beating swords into buttplugs.