Official Holiday Story Contest

six elves a fingering?
six reindeer milking?
six Santas fondling?
six Santas swinging?
 
MsLinnet said:
sounds good to me.

love Lin :kiss:

It could also be
7 swans a goosing?
8 maids milking each other?
9 lords in tutus

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I called the cops.
:kiss: :rose:
 
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me David Beckham and his wife with me.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Anal Penetrations and David Beckham and his wife with me.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Three Cocks a Sucking, Two Anal Penetrations and David Beckham and his wife with me.

On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Four Girls a Licking, Three Cocks a Sucking, Two Anal Penetrations and David Beckham and his wife with me.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Five Golden Fucks, Four Girls a Licking, Three Cocks a Sucking, Two Anal Penetrations and David Beckham and his wife with me.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Six Santa’s Swinging, Five Golden Fucks, Four Girls a Licking, Three Cocks a Sucking, Two Anal Penetrations and David Beckham and his wife with me.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Seven Horny Reindeer, Six Santa’s Swinging, Five Golden Fucks, Four Girls a Licking, Three Cocks a Sucking, Two Anal Penetrations and David Beckham and his wife with me.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Eight Elves a Fisting,Seven Horny Reindeer, Six Santa’s Swinging, Five Golden Fucks, Four Girls a Licking, Three Cocks a Sucking, Two Anal Penetrations and David Beckham and his wife with me.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Nine In A Daisy Chain Eight Elves a Fisting, Seven Horny Reindeer, Six Santa’s Swinging, Five Golden Fucks, Four Girls a Licking, Three Cocks a Sucking, Two Anal Penetrations and David Beckham and his wife with me.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Ten Three hole fucks, Nine In A Daisy Chain Eight Elves a Fisting, Seven Horny Reindeer, Six Santa’s Swinging, Five Golden Fucks, Four Girls a Licking, Three Cocks a Sucking, Two Anal Penetrations and David Beckham and his wife with me.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Eleven Extreme Dildos, Ten Three hole fucks, Nine In A Daisy Chain, Eight Elves a Fisting, Seven Horny Reindeer, Six Santa’s Swinging, Five Golden Fucks, Four Girls a Licking, Three Cocks a Sucking, Two Anal Penetrations and David Beckham and his wife with me.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas I was so tired I kicked them all out of my house and had a quite day of reflection as it was Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas Every Body

Love Linnet

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
MsLinnet said:
why thank you

The problem is it’s far to short to do anything with any ideas

Love Linnet;)

While I am not sure who david linet is, I like your twelve days of Christmas better than mine. :D I am unfortunatly disabled when it comes to poetry and rhyme. Which could be a good thing.;)
"God Bless us all everyone" Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol
:rose: :rose:
 
BJ said:
While I am not sure who david linet is, I like your twelve days of Christmas better than mine. :D I am unfortunatly disabled when it comes to poetry and rhyme. Which could be a good thing.;)
:rose: :rose:

David Beckham is a Manchester united soccer player also England captain, his wife is Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) form the spice girls. She has got better with age.

They are a happily married couple but i think it would be fun to pervert them or at least try he he
:kiss:
 
MsLinnet said:
David Beckham is a Manchester united soccer player also England captain, his wife is Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) form the spice girls. She has got better with age.

They are a happily married couple but i think it would be fun to pervert them or at least try he he
:kiss:

I always thought she looked like should wanted to be tied up. As opposed to scary Spice, who I see tying up Baby spice.
 
Me to, now theirs an idea. I tie her to the bed and David and I straddle her face while he fucks me any cum that leaks as he fucks me drips on to her face. When he cums inside me he pulls out so I can lower my fucked pussy onto her waiting mouth. While David lets his prick trail a line of cum down his wife’s chest and begins to satisfy her wanton pussy with his mouth.

Lustfully Linnet:devil:
 
MsLinnet said:
Me to, now theirs an idea. I tie her to the bed and David and I straddle her face while he fucks me any cum that leaks as he fucks me drips on to her face. When he cums inside me he pulls out so I can lower my fucked pussy onto her waiting mouth. While David lets his prick trail a line of cum down his wife’s chest and begins to satisfy her wanton pussy with his mouth.

Lustfully Linnet:devil:

if you write it as a celeb story, with her a willing player, it should get accepted
 
Hay its your idea but its in my to do list at the bottom
not! What could i put in there after my finger come out.

Lin
 
MsLinnet said:
David Beckham is a Manchester united soccer player also England captain, his wife is Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) form the spice girls. She has got better with age.

They are a happily married couple but i think it would be fun to pervert them or at least try he he
:kiss:
Thanks for clearing that up for me.:) Sounds like you should write up a story like that. :devil: The story does have a lot of potential don't you think? :kiss: :rose:
 
MsLinnet said:
Hay its your idea but its in my to do list at the bottom
not! What could i put in there after my finger come out.

Lin

a partial list:

your tongue
DB's tongue
DB's manhood
a candy cane
a toy
a candle
a cucumber
 
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