Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Shygentleman2]

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, “Do you have any books on Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat?”

She replied, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not. “

 

[JessiQueVix]

Dad jokes are funny. Nowadays dadjokes are from era which i belong. Lol. My kinda jokes

 

[Lichen2CU]

Dad jokes are funny. Nowadays dadjokes are from era which i belong. Lol. My kinda jokes

Hi Jessi - glad you're enjoying the "dad jokes" - and welcome...

 

[JessiQueVix]

Hi Jessi - glad you're enjoying the "dad jokes" - and welcome...

Oh i always enjoy it.

 

[Lichen2CU]

The wading is the hardest part

One more cast and we'll catch a shark

You bait up your hook, you take your shot

The wading is the hardest part

Tom Petty - "The Waiting"

 

[Lichen2CU]

Well, hey there Jessi. Good to see you...

 

[JessiQueVix]

The wading is the hardest part

One more cast and we'll catch a shark

You bait up your hook, you take your shot

The wading is the hardest part

Tom Petty - "The Waiting"

Lol.

Well, hey there Jessi. Good to see you...

Good to see you too

 

[Lichen2CU]

Anyway - I see that you've discovered our little humorous corner of Literotica...

 

[Shygentleman2]

Dad jokes are funny. Nowadays dadjokes are from era which i belong. Lol. My kinda jokes

Welcome Jessi. Glad you appreciate them!

 

[Shygentleman2]

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

 

[Shygentleman2]

What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

They kaleidoscope!

 

[Say_Oy]

A Network Geek told me he wanted to tell me a UDP joke, but I might not get it.

 

[Lichen2CU]

RIP boiling water...

You will be mist...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hi Jess...

 

[JessiQueVix]

Hi Jess...

is that to me?

 

[Lichen2CU]

Indeed it is. A pleasure to see you again...

 

[JessiQueVix]

Indeed it is. A pleasure to see you again...

nice to see you too. Now keep the jokes coming

 

[Lichen2CU]

I try to "pace myself"... And - you should feel free to post jokes as well... I have to head out now. Enjoy yourself - we must be up to a thousand or more dad jokes...

 

[cbrRunner]

I recently discovered that I’m a sex object!

Whenever I ask a woman for sex, she objects.

 

[OldSoldier96]

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roman Catholic

 

[Shygentleman2]

What is Sherlock Holmes favorite Mexican dish?

Case ideas…

 

[Shygentleman2]

Little known fact, before the crowbar was invented…

Crows just drank at home

 

[Lichen2CU]

How is science like sex?

(Sometimes something useful results - but that's not why we did it.... )

 

[Lichen2CU]

What do elves learn in 1rst grade?

(The Elf-abet)

 

[Lichen2CU]

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

(If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels... )