Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[boo56]

I don't know Dawn all that well
but I'm pretty sure she leans toward
All of the above.

I'm okay with all of the above!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I'm okay with all of the above!

Of course, she might want someone below her.

 

[boo56]

Of course, she might want someone below her.

I can understand why she might...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yall are funny...
A d yes @mrmiis correct....
I am an equal opportunity.... player? Fruit?

 

[boo56]

Yall are funny...
A d yes @mrmiis correct....
I am an equal opportunity.... player? Fruit?

I'm just fine with either of Mr. M's suggestions. Just don't make me choose. I can't even really choose between figs and dates. I like both!

 

[Lichen2CU]

*smiling at all the recent fun here*...

 

[Lichen2CU]

I was in the real world... ( ) all day...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I was in the real world... ( ) all day...

Lol. Me too!

 

[Lighthouse370]

Why was everyone in the office worried about the calendar?

They learned it’s days were numbered…

 

[dawn_of_night]

They learned it’s days were numbered…

Ha. Booo....

 

[boo56]

Ha. Booo....

Last time you said that, I thought you were calling me. But no, you just say 'boo' a lot, I think.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Last time you said that, I thought you were calling me. But no, you just say 'boo' a lot, I think.

Thats my response to most of the dad jokes

 

[Shygentleman2]

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving.

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

 

[Lichen2CU]

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving.

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Very. very true...

 

[Lichen2CU]

A banana's favorite song lyric?

(I peel good... I knew that I would)

 

[Shygentleman2]

I asked a German girl for her number, but I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits

So far, I only have “nine”

 

[Shygentleman2]

I failed my magicians exam

It was all trick questions

 

[naughty_stories]

Why is it great to live in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus...

 

[toljws]

Yesterday I had a coyote on my front lawn. I suppose it was my fault, I had ordered something from ACME.

 

[Lichen2CU]

The most boring children's movie of all time?

(101 Dull moments.... )

 

[nerd_77]

I am a happily married retired biology professor. I am not looking for hook-ups or to cheat on my wife. She is aware that I am here. I am looking for female friends for interesting conversations, with a "side order" of discussing "kinky sexuality". I love laughing and helping other people laugh.

sounds fun since your wife is allowing you to do so…

 

[Shygentleman2]

I don’t trust those trees.

They seem kind of shady.

 

[Lichen2CU]

sounds fun since your wife is allowing you to do so…

I have high hopes for fun, but in the meantime I've really enjoyed all the "dad jokes' and "lyrical perversions"...

 

[Shygentleman2]

Why should you wear glasses in math class ? because it helps with the di-vision

 

[Lichen2CU]

I'm gonna fry up an eagle...

Just to see

Fry up an eagle...

The feds won't catch me

Steve Miller Band - "Fly like an Eagle"