Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[BeautifulShadows18]

Take me down to pothole city

Where my rim got bent...

And the roads are shitty

Guns N' Roses - "Paradise City"

Lichen, I can never listen to this song again without laughing! Thanks a lot

 

[Lichen2CU]

Lichen, I can never listen to this song again without laughing! Thanks a lot

*bowing*... You are most welcome...

 

[Lichen2CU]

'Cause I got an awful sinking feeling
But I know you won't let me drown
'Cause I'm already standing...
On the ground

The Eagles - "Peaceful Easy Feeling"

 

[RachelWalsh]

Hi hi

 

[dawn_of_night]

'Cause I got an awful sinking feeling
But I know you won't let me drown
'Cause I'm already standing...
On the ground

The Eagles - "Peaceful Easy Feeling"

🖐🖐

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hi hi

Hi - sorry to have missed you... I got dickstracted...

 

[Lichen2CU]

🖐🖐

Thank you... thank you very much...

 

[RachelWalsh]

Hi - sorry to have missed you... I got dickstracted...

Dick has that effect on me. Lol

 

[Lichen2CU]

Dick has that effect on me. Lol

Me too!!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Thank you for stopping by... . Sadly, I am just about to head out - but you are welcome anytime...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Thank you for stopping by... . Sadly, I am just about to head out - but you are welcome anytime...

Booo

 

[MerryeMikee]

A grey haired old lady is sitting alone at a bar when an even older gentleman sits down beside her. “So,” he says with a twinkle in his eye, “do I come here often?”

 

[Shygentleman2]

Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary.

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

 

[boo56]

Booo

What?

 

[dawn_of_night]

What?

Fungi....

 

[boo56]

That's like two Dad Jokes in a row!

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's like two Dad Jokes in a row!

Thats me!

 

[boo56]

Thats me!

I may be humor impaired, but I like Dad jokes. Spoonerisms, too.

 

[Lighthouse370]

Why was everyone in the office worried about the calendar?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Why was everyone in the office worried about the calendar?

Because everyone wanted a date?

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Because everyone wanted a date?

No, I'm pretty sure that was why they went to the palm tree.

 

[boo56]

Calendars and palms both give dates but neither gives a fig...

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Calendars and palms both give dates but neither gives a fig...

Are you speaking literally or
fig
uratively?

 

[boo56]

Are you speaking literally or
fig
uratively?

Let Dawn choose!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Let Dawn choose!

I don't know Dawn all that well
but I'm pretty sure she leans toward
All of the above.