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OMG I am cyber pregnant and the Dad is...

You are blonde...:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by cookiejar
Oh he will pay...he ain't getting out of it.


I have learned my lesson...but hey...I like babies and I kinda like the dad...
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You Did???? You Better!!!! You Do???? We are in trouble...
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Ok now this is simple follow closely....

***I have learned my lesson*** ****You Did????****

***but hey...I like babies*** ****You Better!!!!****

***I kinda like the dad...*** ****You Do????****

We are in trouble...

Now wasn't that easy...must be the hormones....:D :rolleyes:
 
1sexylady said:
You are blonde...:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by cookiejar
Oh he will pay...he ain't getting out of it.


I have learned my lesson...but hey...I like babies and I kinda like the dad...
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You Did???? You Better!!!! You Do???? We are in trouble...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok now this is simple follow closely....

***I have learned my lesson*** ****You Did????****

***but hey...I like babies*** ****You Better!!!!****

***I kinda like the dad...*** ****You Do????****

We are in trouble...

Now wasn't that easy...must be the hormones....:D :rolleyes:
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Everyone is a comedian...:rolleyes:
 
1sexylady said:
I try...:D


Now I heard about the shower.......did you register at the cyber baby store???
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There's one? I need to register quick...I only have 3 weeks...I need loads...:eek:
 
Cookie why don't you go ahead and tell us who it is, the suspense is killing us. You know how we are, here on the Playground, most of us are ADD/ADHD and even the ones that aren't very patient when we want to know something.... You know INQUIRING MINDS want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
tonitits said:
Cookie why don't you go ahead and tell us who it is, the suspense is killing us. You know how we are, here on the Playground, most of us are ADD/ADHD and even the ones that aren't very patient when we want to know something.... You know INQUIRING MINDS want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Someone threw a clue out a few posts back....;)
 
OUTFITTING THE NURSERY
Furniture: Bassinet and Pad Feeding: Bottles / Nipples / Liners
Chair (rocker or glider) Bottle brush
Changing table Breast pump
Crib and mattress Burp cloths or cloth diapers
Dresser Formula
Lamp and night light Ice packs & cooler for trips
Nursery: Baby monitor Plastic containers for freezing breast milk
Blankets, receiving and regular Traveling: Backpack or sling
Books Car seat
Bumper pad and accessories Diaper Bag
Clothes hamper Stroller
Diaper holder (for clean ones)
Diaper pail (for dirty ones) Clothes: Diapers (cloth and disposable)
Humidifier Dresses
Mattress pad Gowns
Mobile Hats or headbands
Sheets for crib or bassinet Pants
Sound machine Rompers / Creepers / Diaper Sets
Swing Shirts or tops
Bath Time: Comb and brush Shoes / Socks / Tights / Booties
Nail clippers Sleepers
Powder and lotion Sweaters / Coats
Shampoo Undershirts / Onesies
Soap Extras: Medicine
Towel Nasal aspirator
Toys Thermometer
Tub Tweezers
Washcloths


DAMN I AM GLAD I AM DONE....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
cookiejar said:
Someone threw a clue out a few posts back....;)
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I have it on good authority that he's coming forward tonight. Not to worry, Cookie. Everything will be taken care of.
 
1sexylady said:
OUTFITTING THE NURSERY
Furniture: Bassinet and Pad Feeding: Bottles / Nipples / Liners
Chair (rocker or glider) Bottle brush
Changing table Breast pump
Crib and mattress Burp cloths or cloth diapers
Dresser Formula
Lamp and night light Ice packs & cooler for trips
Nursery: Baby monitor Plastic containers for freezing breast milk
Blankets, receiving and regular Traveling: Backpack or sling
Books Car seat
Bumper pad and accessories Diaper Bag
Clothes hamper Stroller
Diaper holder (for clean ones)
Diaper pail (for dirty ones) Clothes: Diapers (cloth and disposable)
Humidifier Dresses
Mattress pad Gowns
Mobile Hats or headbands
Sheets for crib or bassinet Pants
Sound machine Rompers / Creepers / Diaper Sets
Swing Shirts or tops
Bath Time: Comb and brush Shoes / Socks / Tights / Booties
Nail clippers Sleepers
Powder and lotion Sweaters / Coats
Shampoo Undershirts / Onesies
Soap Extras: Medicine
Towel Nasal aspirator
Toys Thermometer
Tub Tweezers
Washcloths


DAMN I AM GLAD I AM DONE....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow!!! I need all that???...boy oh boy...:eek:
 
EarthquakeMan said:
I'm sure Islander can be counted on for this gift.

Put me down for the tub tweezers.
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Yup Islander and his nipples...ummm what in hell are tub tweezers?:confused:
 
cookiejar said:
Yup Islander and his nipples...ummm what in hell are tub tweezers?:confused:
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I think they're supposed to be 2 separate items. Just a guess, since I've never had kids (cyber or any other kind).
 
sueanninct said:
I think they're supposed to be 2 separate items. Just a guess, since I've never had kids (cyber or any other kind).
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ROFL...that's it...dohhh:rolleyes:
 
Let me tell you all this...when he gets home from the salt mines, he better fess up...:mad:
 
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