Once more, with feeling.

[missginger2177]

Would I then be...on a boat?

One would think that on a boat, in such a circumstance, you would have all those women completely to yourself.

Idle thought

 

[MisterSir]

One would think that on a boat, in such a circumstance, you would have all those women completely to yourself.

Idle thought

True, but I was more looking for a way to segue into "I'm on a boat".

 

[missginger2177]

*hums Jimmy Buffet to herself*

I can't be the only one thinking it.

 

[operationorgasm]

Maybe you could get a boat, and have these women meet you half way.

Then not only would you be that awesome guy they all swoon over, but you'd be that awesome guy they all swoon over... with a boat!

I call dibs on his comic book collection when all of the boats collide in a freak accident near--where else?--Bermuda.

 

[MisterSir]

I call dibs on his comic book collection when all of the boats collide in a freak accident near--where else?--Bermuda.

A bunch of Civil War TPBs and a few issues of Booster Gold? You picked the wrong thing to call dibs on, my friend.

 

[missginger2177]

I call dibs on ..... No wait, I'd likely be on one of the boats wouldn't I? Nevermind, nevermind.

 

[operationorgasm]

A bunch of Civil War TPBs and a few issues of Booster Gold? You picked the wrong thing to call dibs on, my friend.

...damn it.

 

[MisterSir]

Pretty much. I have an external hard drive full of porn enlightening textbooks and other such reading material, my Xbox, my iPod and you went for the comic books.

...I get the feeling this topic has drifted a tiny bit off course.

 

[missginger2177]

Pretty much. I have an external hard drive full of porn enlightening textbooks and other such reading material, my Xbox, my iPod and you went for the comic books.

...I get the feeling this topic has drifted a tiny bit off course.

Well turn the helm and get us back on track MS.

 

[MisterSir]

Well turn the helm and get us back on track MS.

Nothing I can do about it, it's up to your English sisterhood to get their acts together. If nothing else, give me some pointers about how to make myself more appealing. Anything will do.

 

[MisterSir]

I miss the days where I could leave this alone and it'd almost bump itself.

 

[StrayKat]

Its a cruel (virtual) world

 

[unregistered]

 

[MisterSir]

Mixed. I have a job, which is more than a lot of people can say, and one maybe-promising thread to follow on thanks to this thread, but not a lot else going for me I'm afraid. What's up with you this grim October morning?

 

[ShaiGirl]

Still grim. I don't frequent the BDSM forums, since I'm a pretty vanilla person. But I've read your ad, and thought that it was interesting. I wasn't able to watch that particular Buffy episode, but I usually associate that line with a song or a phrase. Hope you get more bumpers and that you find what you're looking for!

 

[unregistered]

 

[MisterSir]

Downgrade said maybe-promising thread to unlikely-but-hopeful. Oh, Monday mornings.

 

[MisterSir]

Downgrade said maybe-promising thread to unlikely-but-hopeful. Oh, Monday mornings.

OK, kill it off completely. It makes me a sad, sad panda when people simply stop replying entirely.

 

[unregistered]

 

[imnauti]

Awww, I'm single but too old and too far away.

Sign me up for your fan club

Ditto on all of the above!

 

[petitefille]

Hi you.

 

[petitefille]

bump.

 

[MisterSir]

Am I right in assuming it's the "must be able to move into the real world" stipulation that's scaring away all prospects?

 

[AbiNormyl]

i would say probably.

 

[MisterSir]

i would say probably.

Well then, that just sucks. Thank you for the answer, but that does suck something awful.