Our Cute, Funny, Sexy Latina Thread!

[Zumbamami_69]

No se me ponga celossa mi niña... Que cariño hay suficiente para todas...

Niña?! Jovencito, la niñez la dejé en el siglo pasado.

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Every. Single. Time.
*hangs head in shame

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I am throwing a secret party for my wife tonight. Around 50 people are coming over. I have everything ready. Is going to be crazy.

So what's the reason for the fiesta? No mas para hacer desmadre?

 

[yvcam]

Niña?! Jovencito, la niñez la dejé en el siglo pasado.

La juventud se lleva en el corazón. En el espiritu. No importa los palos que nos de la vida, seguimos adelante, siempre. Con la energía juvenil que nos caracteriza... sin dejarla morir nunca...

 

[yvcam]

So what's the reason for the fiesta? No mas para hacer desmadre?

Birthday party. I am not going to say how many, jajajaja. Pero de que hacemos desmadre, LO HACEMOS! jajaja

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Birthday party. I am not going to say how many, jajajaja. Pero de que hacemos desmadre, LO HACEMOS! jajaja

Orale! I hope she has a fucking blast!

 

[yvcam]

That's the plan! A lot can happen when you combine 50 Venezuelans, Colombians, Peruvians, Brazilians, Chileans, Cubans and of course my dear gringos in one place. With a DJ, food and drinks. Meanwhile... i am blasting Rock en Español at full volume, as always...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Puro desmadre! LOL

 

[Zumbamami_69]

La juventud se lleva en el corazón. En el espiritu. No importa los palos que nos de la vida, seguimos adelante, siempre. Con la energía juvenil que nos caracteriza... sin dejarla morir nunca...

Tu lo has dicho, carajo. Punto y aparte.

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Birthday party. I am not going to say how many, jajajaja. Pero de que hacemos desmadre, LO HACEMOS! jajaja

¡Traigan el desmadre y tieren todo por la ventana!

 

[Zumbamami_69]

That's the plan! A lot can happen when you combine 50 Venezuelans, Colombians, Peruvians, Brazilians, Chileans, Cubans and of course my dear gringos in one place. With a DJ, food and drinks. Meanwhile... i am blasting Rock en Español at full volume, as always...

No veo a los representantes de mi tierra natal en esa lista. ¿Se te olvidó invitarnos, chiquito?

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Oye @yvcam espero que pongas esta de Molotov, pa la lucha.

 

[Zumbamami_69]

¡Buenos días, mi gente! A mover el esqueleto con Benito, mientras esperamos el reportaje sobre la fiesta que montó @yvcam para su esposa.

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Cumbia de los Muertos - Ozomatli

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[metrifonate]

Every. Single. Time.
*hangs head in shame

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The shirt should be white! The magnetic attraction of any tomato based sauce to a white shirt is the strongest force in the universe

 

[Zumbamami_69]

The shirt should be white! The magnetic attraction of any tomato based sauce to a white shirt is the strongest force in the universe

You are correct.

 

[Zumbamami_69]

The shirt should be white! The magnetic attraction of any tomato based sauce to a white shirt is the strongest force in the universe

However, I'm curious as to how someone from Derbyshire is so well-versed in the subtleties of Tex-Mex appetizers and their potential pitfalls.

 

[metrifonate]

However, I'm curious as to how someone from Derbyshire is so well-versed in the subtleties of Tex-Mex appetizers and their potential pitfalls.

I have been to the States quite a few times. Plus we have Tex-Mex here.

 

[alba_sun]

However, I'm curious as to how someone from Derbyshire is so well-versed in the subtleties of Tex-Mex appetizers and their potential pitfalls.

We have a lot of non-tex-mex pasta and tomato sauces across this side of the Atlantic….

The shirt should be white! The magnetic attraction of any tomato based sauce to a white shirt is the strongest force in the universe

…such that I can definitely verify the veracity of this statement

 

[Zumbamami_69]

I have been to the States quite a few times. Plus we have Tex-Mex here.

Ok. No disrespect intended.

 

[Zumbamami_69]

We have a lot of non-tex-mex pasta and tomato sauces across this side of the Atlantic….


…such that I can definitely verify the veracity of this statement

I stand corrected. No disrespect intended.

 

[alba_sun]

I stand corrected. No disrespect intended.

Oh, none taken! And I do wish I had a lot more tex-mex in my life

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Oh, none taken! And I do wish I had a lot more tex-mex in my life

I appreciate that you accepted my apology in the spirit it was meant. It's hard to be sarcastic online, without sounding a bit harsh...at least for me.

Tex-Mex cuisine for all!

 

[alba_sun]

I appreciate that you accepted my apology in the spirit it was meant. It's hard to be sarcastic online, without sounding a bit harsh...at least for me.

Tex-Mex cuisine for all!

I’ve certainly known that feeling! Sarcasm is a way of life over here and, as you say, sometimes travels so poorly when it’s written down, damn it

 

[alba_sun]

I’ve certainly known that feeling! Sarcasm is a way of life over here and, as you say, sometimes travels so poorly when it’s written down, damn it

..but don’t allow me to get too far off the real topic of delicious food and staining pristine white clothing