Pathfinder: OOC

[jack80]

*cheers for cleric yeah!*

 

[Rysil]

Name: Aruku Per'Esh
-Player Name: emipet

Physical Description: Aruku is 5ft 2in tall and weighs 115pds. She is curvy and busty for
a half-elf and her eyes are green and almond shaped. She wears her hair long tied back in a
ponytail that reaches to the top of her butt. Her skin is a delicate gloden tan color. She
has an oval face and high cheekbones.
Race: Half Elf
Alignment: NG
Class: Cleric of Irori
Items you might want: quarterstaff, light crossbow and 10 bolts, studded leather armor,
backpack, belt pouch, wooden holy symbol, spell component pouch, bedroll, flint and steel,
rations (10), waterskin. Some of her previous career's clothes for city stays.
History: Aruku was born on a ship at sea travelling from Tian Xia to Avistan. It was
attacked by pirates and the wreckage and survivors washed up at Riddleport. Aruku's mother
raised her in the slums of Riddleport eking out an existance but barely. She died when
Aruku was barely out of puberty and Aruku survived by being a prostitute. At age 21 she was
the companion of a priestess of irori and 'found' her calling. She left Riddleport and
studied and traveled with the Priestess Amilea. by age 28 she had been consecrated as a
full cleric and has since travelled prosetylizing and doing deeds in praise of praise Irori.
Quirks: Rather, um, zealous in her attitudes about Irori. One could say a bit irksome.
She is very comfortable with her body and others and enjoys sex.
Aruku is a bit frugal.
She also is honest and truthful, but she won't purposefully hurt someone.

Ok, Normally you can't have an alignment more than one step removed from your deity. Anymore than that and you are not close enough to your deities spiritual center. In Irori's case that spiritual center is Lawful Neutral. So to fit your character I would shift your alignment to Neutral. Because you serve a "Good" Diety and not an evil one, you will still function as a good cleric. But her neutrality in matters of spirituality makes her a perfect center for the party to use as common ground. In other words she can be a peace-maker. Neutrality is all about balance. And the Cleric of Irori who is comfortable in her own skin and accepts people for who they are, is a Neutral cleric Hope this helps.

 

[emipet]

Ohhh. Still reading up on stuff and missed that. And Neutral is okay, just leaning to good.

@Jack80: Thank You Sir.

 

[Rysil]

I'm tired

Ohhh. Still reading up on stuff and missed that. And Neutral is okay, just leaning to good.

Perfect. I will get the sheet together and let you know like I did in my reply to Jack. Until then I will be brewing ideas of how I can give your poor cleric a hard time with weird men randomly saying "Hey you look familiar. Ever been to Riddleport?" *Que maniacal laugh track*

Oh and just so all our players know. I can be bought. I accept Visa, Mastercard, Discover, but sorry no AmEx. I take trade in sexual favors. If your a guy? Sorry I am straight, so you are gonna have to convince the Ex-hooker priestess to do your bidding *Shrugs*. Souls, if their clean. If their dirty and used up like last weeks tissues in a freshman dorm? No thanks, maybe talk to the priestess again. Last but certainly not least, Firstborn. They must be well behaved, speak only when spoken to, seen and not heard, oh and they better be good at a sport too. I mean like Peyton Manning good. I want to get something good in return for my bribes. I can be bought but I don't work cheap.

So now that we are clear that I am a dirty dirty dirty DM, you won't be surprised when there is a TPK. Remember, when in doubt......bribe the DM.

Things to remember as a Table Top Gamer:

1.) Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good on toast.

2.) Let sleeping Hell hounds lie

3.) Never trust a kender

4.) "The halfling did it!" only works if they didn't see you do it.

5.) Paladins LIE!!

6.) If D&D was for real clerics would rule the world (Huh! Makes one wonder about the catholic church)

7.) If the gnome is running from some contraption that is smoking and whistling, Teleport.

8.) "No Improved Evasion does not save you from a thermonuclear device going off in your bag of holding and sucking you into the negative material plane." ~Famous last words of a horrible DM

9.) "I have more fun when you DM and I am naked" ~She wishes to remain anonymous

10.) "Does a 1 hit?" My favorite newb, bless her 5 year old lil heart.

 

[Dramaticflare]

1.) Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good on toast.

2.) Let sleeping Hell hounds lie

3.) Never trust a kender

4.) "The halfling did it!" only works if they didn't see you do it.

5.) Paladins LIE!!

6.) If D&D was for real clerics would rule the world (Huh! Makes one wonder about the catholic church)

7.) If the gnome is running from some contraption that is smoking and whistling, Teleport.

8.) "No Improved Evasion does not save you from a thermonuclear device going off in your bag of holding and sucking you into the negative material plane." ~Famous last words of a horrible DM

9.) "I have more fun when you DM and I am naked" ~She wishes to remain anonymous

10.) "Does a 1 hit?" My favorite newb, bless her 5 year old lil heart.

1. Give me a couple levels, I'll be the one playing a dragon.
2. My wisdom is 6.
3. Never trust a dm.
4. Reminds me of GMing Paranoia. XD
5. Depends on the dm. I let it happen, but some of my friends don't.
6. Actually, Bards. Even OOTS agrees with me. And, if dnd were real, you need to specify settting.
7. Gnome does not apply to that sentence. It applies equally to all.
8. Bravo, good sir.
9. ...... I wish I was told this, ever.
10. I wish I was asked this, ever. XD

 

[jack80]

So now that we are clear that I am a dirty dirty dirty DM, you won't be surprised when there is a TPK. Remember, when in doubt......bribe the DM.

Things to remember as a Table Top Gamer:

1.) Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good on toast.

2.) Let sleeping Hell hounds lie

3.) Never trust a kender

4.) "The halfling did it!" only works if they didn't see you do it.

5.) Paladins LIE!!

6.) If D&D was for real clerics would rule the world (Huh! Makes one wonder about the catholic church)

7.) If the gnome is running from some contraption that is smoking and whistling, Teleport.

8.) "No Improved Evasion does not save you from a thermonuclear device going off in your bag of holding and sucking you into the negative material plane." ~Famous last words of a horrible DM

9.) "I have more fun when you DM and I am naked" ~She wishes to remain anonymous

10.) "Does a 1 hit?" My favorite newb, bless her 5 year old lil heart.

1) Foul Evil Dragosn, FEEL THE WRATH OF IOMEDAE!! *Charges in head strong.... lawful stupid*
2) Foul Evil Hounds of Hell, return to the pits of which you were spawn! *Charges in head strong.... lawful stupid remember*
3)I trust no one but the word of my god (ah, Tasslehoff Burrfoot, I miss you and your magical kitchen knife of rabbit slaying)
4)The halfling always did it.
5)We do not lie! We just have a narrow view of truth
6)Whats wrong with that. Our clerics serve the words of our gods, as must we all
7)HHhmmm, I wonder what is going on here...... *inspects smoking item)
8).... I got nothing, except, "DO NOT SHOOT AT THE THERMONUCLEAR WARHEADS"
9)eeeerrrrrrrr
10)Okay, now thats just too cute for words... aaaahhhhhhh


I see such wonderful roleplaying encounters ahead.

A chaotic Neutral sorcerer... watch Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising to see how I will react
A rogue on the run? Dear, I do not care if you did it or not. The law demands you be returned to face the trail of your dead husband
An ex-hooker priestess.... ahh... what exactly did you do for these favors... never mind *puts fingers in ear and hums really loud*

 

[emipet]

An ex-hooker priestess.... ahh... what exactly did you do for these favors... never mind *puts fingers in ear and hums really loud*

Wouldn't YOU like to know Oh Paladin. It'll cost ya to find out...


A DONATION to Irori! Get Your mind out of the gutter!

 

[jack80]

Wouldn't YOU like to know Oh Paladin. It'll cost ya to find out...


A DONATION to Irori! Get Your mind out of the gutter!

What, a man of pure faith such as I!? *Blush*

Still trying to think of the best "plot and story" for Kenrick. But I do like the idea that he was "bringing" in the rogue for her "crimes", as a starting off point.

 

[emipet]

I think Aruku is out bringing the Words of Irori to the masses. I've been figuring out her 'path to serene perfection' too.

 

[jack80]

BTW, cmky, using that link to myth-weavers you posted to do my character sheet.

Works like a charm.

 

[Dramaticflare]

1) Foul Evil Dragosn, FEEL THE WRATH OF IOMEDAE!! *Charges in head strong.... lawful stupid*

I see such wonderful roleplaying encounters ahead.

A chaotic Neutral sorcerer... watch Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising to see how I will react
A rogue on the run? Dear, I do not care if you did it or not. The law demands you be returned to face the trail of your dead husband
An ex-hooker priestess.... ahh... what exactly did you do for these favors... never mind *puts fingers in ear and hums really loud*

Oh joy, the interparty strife has already begun. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?
(Fulguran, in a few levels, as a dragon) Hey wait, stop attacking it's me! Oh, fine. *smacks him around a bit* Now listen before I have to kill you! It's Fulguran, you fool.

 

[emipet]

Oh joy, the interparty strife has already begun. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?

I ain't no innocent... I ain't guilty neither... I am a good girl, and when I am bad, even better...

 

[jack80]

I ain't no innocent... I ain't guilty neither... I am a good girl, and when I am bad, even better...

Crap, now I want to be bad ash....

 

[cmky]

BTW, cmky, using that link to myth-weavers you posted to do my character sheet.

Sweet! That site is so boss. I'm telling you guys, if we go with rules instead of free-form, we should totally host the game there.

Rysil talked me into playing a bard, but the character concept hasn't changed. I'm still a rogue, I just commit my crimes in a different way

 

[Dramaticflare]

Sweet! That site is so boss. I'm telling you guys, if we go with rules instead of free-form, we should totally host the game there.

Rysil talked me into playing a bard, but the character concept hasn't changed. I'm still a rogue, I just commit my crimes in a different way

By singing it loudly to the stars and all within a two mile radius?
"This is song of stealing all you hold dear
I sing it loud and proud to all who can hear!"

 

[cmky]

By singing it loudly to the stars and all within a two mile radius?

Oh har har. Just wait and see what a bard can do mister

 

[jack80]

Again from the people at Dead Gentlemen's movie "Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising"

 

[Dramaticflare]

Oh har har. Just wait and see what a bard can do mister

I am a bard. I know what bards can do.

Just look at my signature. XD

 

[cmky]

I stand corrected!

 

[Rysil]

Rysil talked me into playing a bard, but the character concept hasn't changed. I'm still a rogue, I just commit my crimes in a different way

and shes hawter

 

[Rysil]

I stand corrected!

hey it's better than sitting infected! `zombie humor

 

[emipet]

Ohhh. I need to find a picture for Aruku... Thank You for reminding me!

Editted bit: How's this one? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--q5d7IIHi...AAAic/crTyP1AwehQ/s1600/The+Lady+of+Foals.gif

 

[Rysil]

Ohhh. I need to find a picture for Aruku... Thank You for reminding me!

Editted bit: How's this one? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--q5d7IIHi...AAAic/crTyP1AwehQ/s1600/The+Lady+of+Foals.gif

/drool "Are there any girls there?"

If she was there I would definitely do her, mmmmm.

 

[missfangbanger]

Name: Ruby
Player Name: missfangbanger
Alignment: CG
Physical Description: 18, 5'6, green eyes and deep red loose ringlets that fall over her shoulders, pale skin and curvy body.
Race: half-elf
Class: Rogue
Items you might want: dagger, cloak, lock pick
History: Rosalie comes from a minor Chelaxian noble family. When Rosalie was about 5 years old, her families financial woes had reached a point where they had no other option than to seek out a pact-maker. In this pact the family would exchange their only daughter for a sum that would allow them to satisfy their creditors. They did not however hire a deal-maker for the transaction. In the fine print they learned she was to be used as a slave to whatever desires might befit her uncle Marius Vazanni. What neither party knew was that if she did not WILLINGLY submit to his every desire that it would take a decade of of her families life-spans. When the family members started to fall dead from advanced old age, many of them well before their time, the family seemed cursed. The family turned to a deal-maker at this time to check the contract. By the time the line that held the curse in it could be found, the only surviving member of the family was Rosalie's youngest brother who looked to be about a hundred years old. He was thirteen.
Since that day Rosalie has sought a way to find and destroy her Uncle. If that means he has to die, all the better, if she makes him suffer along the way? Then let's get started.

 

[Rysil]

Almost there.

Ok other than one person who was on the original list everyone has posted their characters. I urge all of you to go back through this thread and familiarize yourself with each other.

The Current list of players is:
1.) Jack80 - Officially our Paladin
2.) Dramaticflare - Officially our Sorcerer
3.) missfangbanger - Officially our Rogue
4.) emipet - Officially our Cleric of Irori
5.) cmky - Officially our Bard

For those of you concerned with this, enough of you have turned out that I have no need to play a character. This allows me to focus completely on the task of running the game and creating scenes. I am so happy about this. For those female players who were dying to seduce my sexiness? I apologize. You will have to make do with my sexy smoking hot npcs. I jest, but I want this game to be light-hearted and fun. If you aren't having fun then please don't feel the need to stay. This is fun. If it isn't then why are we playin. ok off my speech.

Ok since we now have 5 players signed up, I want you all to open up a discussion on how you got to a town called Sandpoint.

I also want each of you to try and read this: http://paizo.com/store/v5748btpy7xpx

The above link takes you to a free pdf copy of the players guide to this campaign. I would like each of you to read through it if you can. If you cannot then get involved with the other players in the discussion of how you came to Sandpoint.

"Those who head north from Magnimar along the rocky coastline quickly find themselves in a peculiar country. Fog drapes the rolling landscape, floating spectrally along damp and lonely moors. Small woodlands grace the region, their tangled depths redolent of nettles and pepperwood and pine sap, while further inland, river valleys lined by majestic redwoods wind between ragged tors and limestone escarpments. This vastness and the sense of isolation have earned the region its local name. This is the Lost Coast. Yet there are pockets of civilization along the Lost Coast. Traditional Varisian campsites can be found in nearly every gulch and hollow along the cliff-lined reaches, and lonely houses sit upon bluffs now and then—domiciles for eccentrics or the rich seeking a bit of peace far from the bustle of Magnimar’s streets. Roadside inns grace the Lost Coast road every 24 miles or so, placed by virtue of the distance most travelers can walk given a day’s travel. Low stone shrines to Desna, goddess of wanderers and patron of the Varisians, give further opportunities for shelter should one of the all-too-common rainstorms catch the traveler unaware. Given time, any of these seeds of civilization could bloom into a fully grown town, or even a city. It’s happened once already, along the
shores of a natural harbor nestled among the cliffs some 50 miles northeast of Magnimar. What was once a larger-than-normal Varisian campsite in the shadow of an ancient ruined tower has become the Lost Coast’s largest town: Sandpoint."

The above excerpt should function to help you with finding out how and why you got to Sandpoint. Have fun.