Paul is such a handsome stud!

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I think so..uh..what's a spanner?

 

[Saoirse]

OMG.. this girl is sooo losted!!!! Lets go wayyyyyyyyyyyy back to the basics Neffie!!!!!

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Nooooo.. please.. not the basics!!!! Anything but the basics!!

 

[Saoirse]

hhhmmmm.. wondering what level exactly to hit this at!!!!

 

[Sinful]

LMAO From the sounds of it it needs to be a step above the basics

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

LMAO From the sounds of it it needs to be a step above the basics

All rightie then.

Ssoooo...

How's everyone's day going? Hmmm?

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Neffers Now you wouldnt be trying to change the subject would you???

 

[*Catbabe*]

Just to make you feel better Neffie I have the faintest clue what a "spanner" is either...

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Thanks Cat. I was beginning to get worried.

And me? Change the subject, Sinny? Noooo. Not me!!

Did I mention that I have a wonderful Peanut Butter Cookie recipe...?

 

[*Catbabe*]

We need proof Neffie...make us some cookies, please!!!

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

okies.. I'll make some nice hot chocolate too, generously laden with Frangelico...oooohhh...

 

[*Catbabe*]

Hmm, i have to go out to shovel...what are the chances of there being cookies around when I get back or for that matter hot chocolate??

 

[Saoirse]

hhmmm... did I miss the hot chocie and the cookies????

and I can't believe that no one knows what a spanner is????

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Sao we dont speak Lepreminxese *G*

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

LMAO Sao we dont speak Lepreminxese *G*

Speak it?? Hell.. I can't even pronounce it!!!

 

[Saoirse]

OK OK.... a spanner is a tool... its ummmm.. kinda like a wrench?? Does that help?? Probably not..... kinda feel this will backfire on me somehow.... but what the hell!!!!

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

OK OK.... a spanner is a tool... its ummmm.. kinda like a wrench?? Does that help?? Probably not..... kinda feel this will backfire on me somehow.... but what the hell!!!!

I know what a spinner is. Any relation?

 

[PaulUK]

You can also use spanner as an insult, as in "That Crown, wot a spanner." You'll need your authentic Mockney accent, though.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

You can also use spanner as an insult, as in "That Crown, wot a spanner." You'll need your authentic Mockney accent, though.

Cripes.. Spanner? Mockney? Leperminxese?

I do a really good Island Lobsterman tho. "Goin' down to tha hahbah..gonna trap me a lobstah, sell it to some folks frum away for some ungodly amounta money, ayuh. They's wickid schmaht, ayuh."

Omg.. I just frightened myself.

And did I admit to 'doing' a lobsterman? I did mean the accent. Really, I did.

 

[PaulUK]

Actually, I am allergic to seafood...

Oooh... today is native accent day?

Lohbstah? Bit posh, innit? Nao, if you're talkin' seafood, 'ow 'bout some nice jellied eels... or maybe some winkles. 'Andsome. Proper tucker.

The scary thing is that Sinny is starting to sound like this.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Re: Actually, I am allergic to seafood...

Oooh... today is native accent day?

Lohbstah? Bit posh, innit? Nao, if you're talkin' seafood, 'ow 'bout some nice jellied eels... or maybe some winkles. 'Andsome. Proper tucker.

The scary thing is that Sinny is starting to sound like this.

Daaow.. Lobstah in'nt posh. Them folks frum away think they are, but ta tell tha truth.. <whispers> Bottom feeders, ayuh.

I found a book at a yard sale a few months back, it was a spoof, entitled, 'How to Talk Yankee'. Sad thing about it was, as I was reading it, I came to the sad, sad realization that I really do talk that way.

I'm 'Bert and I', incarnate...

 

[Saoirse]

poking my head in and pulling it straight back out again...... all I can talk is Lempreminxese..... or Gaeilge.. and even I cant remember Gaeilge from my schooldays!!!

 

[PaulUK]

I find myself talking Cock-er-nee in direct proportion to the strength of the accent I am faced with. When I was in France, by the end of the week I sounds like Dick van Dyke on acid.

Nao, yer winkles, they ain't as big as your lobster, but they're fuckin' 'andsome. But wot I really likes is a big plate of pie and mash. Top banana.

Sao... we don't need real-speak... surely you can manage Oirish, to be sure, so.

 

[Saoirse]

ok... shure fer the craic..... how's she cuttin'? Doin' rightly..... suckin' diesel......begarra!!

 

[PaulUK]

I thought Oirish went "Feck, arse, drink, girls!"

Yow're 'aving a larf, ain'tcha? "Suckin' diesel"? Wot's all that abaht? Can't we sink a pint down the rubba instead?