Paul is such a handsome stud!

[Sinful]

LMAO Damn man I AM Along wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy away

 

[PaulUK]

Yeah, we really need to do something about that soon...

 

[Saoirse]

*peeks back in*.... how come I spend half the day here... and still manage to miss the Queen Minx????

 

[Sinful]

Yeah how come Lepreminx?? Im beginning to think your avoiding me *pout*

 

[Saoirse]

and here was I thinking it was the other way around????

damn time difference..... damn American Woman living wayyyyyyyyyy tooooooooooo far awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[PaulUK]

Oooh... now you know I should have thought of that clever way to make it all be Sinny's fault...

 

[Saoirse]

LMAO..... geez Paul you are getting slower in your old age!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

OK, next year we're not even going to mention my birthday...

 

[Dalt]

Psssssssst Paul, I already sent the messages to AOL, Yahoo, and the "Girls having sex with animals site", they've already programmed your birthday into the archive.

I tried to get MidgetSex.com to help, but they said you were too tall.

 

[Saoirse]

OK, next year we're not even going to mention my birthday...

but you know Paul that us girls prefer the older more experienced type of guy!!!!

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Dalt i got the midgets to do it for me Im what they call a tall midget

 

[Saoirse]

looks at my twin minx and *splutters*.... a TALL midget??

 

[PaulUK]

Yeah, I want to thank you guys for all chipping in to pay for the BJ from the midget. Best sex my left knee has ever had.

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Uh huh and i guess that makes you one too

 

[Saoirse]

seeing as how we cant raise the funds for the right knee to have some fun.... dropping to my hunkers and worshipping it for you myself!!!

 

[PaulUK]

Hmmm... how tall is Sao again? Only if the body lengths are too out of scale, we'll have to rethink the logistics of you two 69ing... I know I'm prepared to think about that for a long time.

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Nothing to rethink me and the Lepreminx are the exact same height

 

[PaulUK]

That's what I thought... you lost me with the whole tall midget thing. I guess me being this tall just means my brain starved of oxygen at the high altitude...

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Uh huh EXACTLY and one nice thing about being vertically challenged is when gravity takes over we dont have as far to fall

 

[Saoirse]

LMAO.... yep... the Queen Minx and the Lepreminx are twin minxes really... almost identical in size *g*... makes life veryyyyyyyyyyy interesting!!!!

 

[Sinful]

It makes things alot easier *weg*

 

[PaulUK]

Plus, if you do fall, it's bound to be forward (gravity again).

 

[Sinful]

*G* Uh huh right into the Lepreminxe's waiting lap

 

[Saoirse]

and then we get a nice soft cushioned landing!!!!!

 

[Sinful]

Not to mention a wet one