'Peculiar Personals'

~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Pain and pleasure can be enjoyable with the right person, wanna give it a go???

Go to your closest phone and dial me for hot passionate sex...waiting for you call.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Go to your closest phone and dial me for hot passionate sex...waiting for you call.

Calls out his name, but to no avail... er.. it might help if I used the 'phone, huh?
One uniquely abstract woman, searching for equally abstract man. We'll take weirdness to a new height!
 
Originally posted by ~*sunkyssed_kym*~
Calls out his name, but to no avail... er.. it might help if I used the 'phone, huh?
One uniquely abstract woman, searching for equally abstract man. We'll take weirdness to a new height!
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Calls out his name, but to no avail... er.. it might help if I used the 'phone, huh?
One uniquely abstract woman, searching for equally abstract man. We'll take weirdness to a new height!

Height is not a requirement since all positions will be reseached in a horizontal position.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Height is not a requirement since all positions will be reseached in a horizontal position. [/QUOTE[

Positions are much more fun when varied. As its said, Variety is the spice o' life. Cum and be my spice!
 
musicman77 said:
Height level awareness seminar today. All interested parties should report to room 777. Ask for Dick Hurts.

Hurts healed by well experienced woman, ring me and see if I can do something for you!
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Hurts healed by well experienced woman, ring me and see if I can do something for you!

You can do many things for me I am sure. But I am gonna mak this easy and say how about a fling.
 
musicman77 said:
You can do many things for me I am sure. But I am gonna mak this easy and say how about a fling.

Fling yourself into my arms, master of my heart and we'll make sweet music
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Fling yourself into my arms, master of my heart and we'll make sweet music

Music to the ears would be your moans in the throws of hot passion.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Music to the ears would be your moans in the throws of hot passion.

Passionate loving man looking for a sultry lady to make me feel alive. I guarantee you won't be disappointed.
 
musicman77 said:
Passionate loving man looking for a sultry lady to make me feel alive. I guarantee you won't be disappointed.

Disappointed in all of those love adverts proclaiming their success? Try love@we'll findtherightfucktosuit.com
 
musicman77 said:
Passionate loving man looking for a sultry lady to make me feel alive. I guarantee you won't be disappointed.

Disappointed in past loves...check inside for warrenty labeled lust , love and passionate petting.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Disappointed in past loves...check inside for warrenty labeled lust , love and passionate petting.

Petting available to interested ladies. Do you like to relax and feel like you are the only thing that matters in this world??? Then apply within.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Disappointed in past loves...check inside for warrenty labeled lust , love and passionate petting.

Petting your body softly, this is one of the many things I'll do whilst you're tied to my bed. Want more? Just ask!
 
musicman77 said:
Petting available to interested ladies. Do you like to relax and feel like you are the only thing that matters in this world??? Then apply within.

Within the confines of my mind, I see our bodies intertwined. Ring me, lover and lets make fantasy reality!
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Within the confines of my mind, I see our bodies intertwined. Ring me, lover and lets make fantasy reality!

Reality and fantasy becoming one sounds so wonderful. Let's have that number and get this rollin.
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Within the confines of my mind, I see our bodies intertwined. Ring me, lover and lets make fantasy reality!

Reality would be relief of this dream of the touch of you against me...come touch as I touch you deeply.
 
musicman77 said:
Reality and fantasy becoming one sounds so wonderful. Let's have that number and get this rollin.

Rollin, rollin down the river... yes my lover, we'll make our own sweet tune as we find common ground
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Rollin, rollin down the river... yes my lover, we'll make our own sweet tune as we find common ground

Ground my electrical current and try to harness this power. Just remember an encounter with me will be electrifying.
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Rollin, rollin down the river... yes my lover, we'll make our own sweet tune as we find common ground

Ground is not the place I would to love you come inside and try it on the bed.
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Long leasurely love sessions wanted, please send photo of your tool

Tool well used and still has plenty of use in it needs lubbing and holder.
 
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