'Peculiar Personals'

~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
holder of my desires, give me the opportunity to show you my talents :p

LOL ...Oh Ghees

Talents of a hot sexy female required for heavy breathing sexual experiments.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
LOL ...Oh Ghees

Talents of a hot sexy female required for heavy breathing sexual experiments.

Experiments in love, given to those who wish to explore the depths of sensuality
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Experiments in love, given to those who wish to explore the depths of sensuality

Sensuality is being tested inside looking for talented female with a erotic touch and mind.
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Mind over matter, is my motto. If you don't mind, it don't matter! :p

Matter matter everywhere need sexy lady to help sort this matter out.
 
Cathleen said:
A new idea, after looking at some of the titles of 'personal ads' I thought it would be fun to have a 'Lit' twist to this - there are so many cvreative minds here so we can really get off the wall and creative!

So, the only 'rule' is that you must use the last word in the previous post to begin your post.


A single female, looking for an Eskimo from Texas, must be tall but not over 6 feet. No western accent but must look good in a cowboy hat and be a world class rodeo man - no clowns.


so the next 'personal' must start with clowns'
Have fun!

To be my partner you must like it hot !, Fire Walker searching for his perfect mate, asbestos feet are a bonus.
 
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WantonWitch said:
To be my partner you must like it hot !, Fire Walker searching for his perfect mate, asbestos feet are a bonus.

Bonus days are here! Buy one, get one free! Twins in search of manmeat
 
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WantonWitch said:
To be my partner you must like it hot !, Fire Walker searching for his perfect mate, asbestos feet are a bonus.

Bonus given to applicant female researcher who can handle tools well.
 
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~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Well endowed female, looking for trucker with plumber's butt

Butt floss a must for this dentist in training.

P.S. Is this how you play this game?
 
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~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Well endowed female, looking for trucker with plumber's butt

Butt needed preferably female to help in testing new shaft covering.
 
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romanticdrifter said:
Butt floss a must for this dentist in training.

P.S. Is this how you play this game?

(yep)

Games are not my thing, but dentists are! (not really)
 
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romanticdrifter said:
Butt floss a must for this dentist in training.

P.S. Is this how you play this game?

Training Sessions offered
Must bring own pillow....
 
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LustfulOne50 said:
Butt needed preferably female to help in testing new shaft covering.

Covering your body with marshmello goo, we'll have a sweet time
 
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~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Covering your body with marshmello goo, we'll have a sweet time

Time is of the essence for this watch maker until me meet. Then I will make time stand still.
 
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romanticdrifter said:
Time is of the essence for this watch maker until me meet. Then I will make time stand still.

Still is the night, require party girl to shake it up.
 
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LustfulOne50 said:
Still is the night, require party girl to shake it up.

Up? In the right circumstances I'll keep you up all night!!!!
 
Night watchman requires insommniac to keep him company thru' the dark and lonely night. Can you stay up with me all night, if so then call me later.
 
WantonWitch said:
Night watchman requires insommniac to keep him company thru' the dark and lonely night. Can you stay up with me all night, if so then call me later.

Later this week there will be a opening for a new side kick for late night watchman.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Later this week there will be a opening for a new side kick for late night watchman.


Watchman. If you got my message then get back to me. Anxious to connect!
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Later this week there will be a opening for a new side kick for late night watchman.

Watchman requires lady with nimble fingers to help me repair clocks and watches, I'm forever dropping my cog and need someone to hold it safely.
 
WantonWitch said:
Watchman requires lady with nimble fingers to help me repair clocks and watches, I'm forever dropping my cog and need someone to hold it safely.

darn this is a hard one...but

Safely is a requirement for new female nitro glycerin handler ..please yell at man inside when appling.
 
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