Person below you X-rated

[SlickTony]

the person below me has had sex in an airport terminal while waiting for a flight to arrive/depart?

False.

The person below me used to possess the first and second editions of Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex, but then gave them away as a wedding present...

 

[zukethecuke]

False.

The person below me used to possess the first and second editions of Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex, but then gave them away as a wedding present...

Well, false, but only just barely. I HAVE given a wedding present combo package of "The Joy of Cooking" and "The Joy of Sex" and let the happy couple figure out who needed instruction in what -- but both books were purchased for the occassion, not handed down. Which lead me to:

The person below me has gotten pages of a borrowed book or magazine sticky....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Well, false, but only just barely. I HAVE given a wedding present combo package of "The Joy of Cooking" and "The Joy of Sex" and let the happy couple figure out who needed instruction in what -- but both books were purchased for the occassion, not handed down. Which lead me to:

The person below me has gotten pages of a borrowed book or magazine sticky....

False, never a borrowed one.

The person below me has gotten their computer mouse sticky.

 

[rikaaim]

False, never a borrowed one.

The person below me has gotten their computer mouse sticky.

False, not the computer mouse.

The person below me has stained furniture from being to over zealous.

 

[zukethecuke]

False, not the computer mouse.

The person below me has stained furniture from being to over zealous.

True! And walls, for that matter. Never the ceiling, though.

The person below me has had to go out in public with a damp spot showing through their clothing.

 

[rikaaim]

True! And walls, for that matter. Never the ceiling, though.

The person below me has had to go out in public with a damp spot showing through their clothing.

False, in that I didn't GO out in public. Rather I was in public when that happened.

The person below me has had to change clothes in public because the ones that they were wearing got sticky/messy.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

False, never in public, but plenty of times in private.

The person below me likes to be spanked.

 

[rikaaim]

False, never in public, but plenty of times in private.

The person below me likes to be spanked.

True. Usually with the chains.

The person below me likes to be sexually teased. (I hate to be teased. I want in now.)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

True. Usually with the chains.

The person below me likes to be sexually teased. (I hate to be teased. I want in now.)

chains?

False, I don't like to be teased. People who try to tease me usually get injured.

The person below me likes anal(giving, receiving, you tell me)

 

[rikaaim]

chains?

False, I don't like to be teased. People who try to tease me usually get injured.

The person below me likes anal(giving, receiving, you tell me)

True, both and both. (being a married man I have to resort to the toys I get for my wife.)

The person below me likes to fantasize while being with their partner.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

True, both and both. (being a married man I have to resort to the toys I get for my wife.)

The person below me likes to fantasize while being with their partner.

True, but it's nothing to do with his skills, I just fantasize all the time, even when I'm doing the dishes.

The person below me fantasizes about their parter doing things they'd never do in real life.

 

[rikaaim]

True, but it's nothing to do with his skills, I just fantasize all the time, even when I'm doing the dishes.

The person below me fantasizes about their parter doing things they'd never do in real life.

True (oh the things I wish to do sometimes.)

The person below me masturbates in public.

 

[luvinoral2]

True (oh the things I wish to do sometimes.)

The person below me masturbates in public.

true...in the past, but not recently

the person below me has sun bathed nude on a boat in the middle of a public lake.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

true...in the past, but not recently

the person below me has sun bathed nude on a boat in the middle of a public lake.

False, it wasn't a lake.

The person below me has given oral on a boat.

 

[SlickTony]

The person below me has given oral on a boat.

False. I have, however, in a car.

The person below me has done it in a canoe, pirogue, or similar kind of boat.

 

[boundtoplease]

False. I have, however, in a car.

The person below me has done it in a canoe, pirogue, or similar kind of boat.

False ... it's impossible to do it in a pirogue ... er, at least to do it well I have however done it in a houseboat and also in a barn.

The person below me has done it on the kitchen table.

 

[luvinoral2]

False ... it's impossible to do it in a pirogue ... er, at least to do it well I have however done it in a houseboat and also in a barn.

The person below me has done it on the kitchen table.

True....dinner was never the same after that

the person below me has had sex in a dept. store dressing room?

 

[SlickTony]

the person below me has had sex in a dept. store dressing room?

False. Maybe I needed to have gone to a better class of dressing room, but the ones I have been in, there's something about the iffy door latches and the ghastly fluorescent lighting that has just obviated any kind of mood like that.

The person below me has done it in a tree or a deer stand.

 

[NoJo]

The person below me has done it in a tree or a deer stand.

False, (I think, unless a "deer stand" is another name for doggy style).

When I was about eight I did it from a tree.

The person below me has deliberately lost at strip poker.

 

[Guest]

False, (I think, unless a "deer stand" is another name for doggy style).

When I was about eight I did it from a tree.

The person below me has deliberately lost at strip poker.

[threadjack]
so, lemme get this straight... at 8 years of age you were ... able to have sex from a tree... i take it the limb was nearly on the ground... 8??? you boggle my mind.
[/threadjack]

 

[NoJo]

[threadjack]
I was talking about peepee.

[/threadjack]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Bump. All this talk of peepee and deer stands, tsk tsk.

The person below me has deliberately lost at strip poker.

False, I've never lost at anything on purpose.

The person below me has had sex in a duck blind. Oh, not me, but I'm sure someone has. Carson?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Bump. All this talk of peepee and deer stands, tsk tsk.



False, I've never lost at anything on purpose.

The person below me has had sex in a duck blind. Oh, not me, but I'm sure someone has. Carson?

Hell no, too cold.

 

[Guest]

The person below me has had sex in a duck blind. Oh, not me, but I'm sure someone has. Carson?

No, but does sex with a blind duck count?

The person below me has already had a new sex partner in 2005. Bonus point if it was New Year's Eve. And double bonus points if they didn't meet them until New Years Eve.

 

[zukethecuke]

No, but does sex with a blind duck count?

The person below me has already had a new sex partner in 2005. Bonus point if it was New Year's Eve. And double bonus points if they didn't meet them until New Years Eve.

Nope. False. Too bad. Especially about the double bonus point.

The person below me has had a just-one-more-time hook up with an ex at a New Year's Eve party.