Person below you X-rated

[zukethecuke]

No, but does sex with a blind duck count?

The person below me has already had a new sex partner in 2005. Bonus point if it was New Year's Eve. And double bonus points if they didn't meet them until New Years Eve.

Nope. False. Too bad. Especially about the double bonus point.

The person below me has had a just-one-more-time hook up with an ex at a New Year's Eve party.

 

[SlickTony]

The person below me has had a just-one-more-time hook up with an ex at a New Year's Eve party.

Heaven forfend. There or at any other time. IOW, false.

The person below me does things with their partner in dreams that their partner is indifferent to in real life.

 

[rikaaim]

Heaven forfend. There or at any other time. IOW, false.

The person below me does things with their partner in dreams that their partner is indifferent to in real life.

True. I can't recall any specifics, but I know it's true.

The person below me has dreamed of a lover they never met, then met that person in real life one day.

 

[Guest]

The person below me has dreamed of a lover they never met, then met that person in real life one day.

False, still waiting for Dawn Wells to show up at my door.

The person below me has seduced the son/daughter of a friend.

I have, but then I was 19, my friend was 41 and his daughter was 18.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

False, still waiting for Dawn Wells to show up at my door.

The person below me has seduced the son/daughter of a friend.

I have, but then I was 19, my friend was 41 and his daughter was 18.

True, my friend at work was 40 and her 18 year old son came home from college. It was his fault for being so hot.

The person below me has hooked up with their brother or sister's friend, knowing their sibling would not approve.

 

[Guest]

The person below me has hooked up with their brother or sister's friend, knowing their sibling would not approve.

Damn close. The moment was at hand, when my brother walked in.

The person below me has had sex with someone their sibling was also with.

 

[NoJo]

True (many years ago).

The person below me has three "T"'s in their name.

 

[Guest]

False. I have two.

The person below me has a soap fetish.

 

[Belegon]

True (many years ago).

The person below me has no penis.

very false...despite the moniker in my sig line...

edit: nope, no soap fetish either. although I do like to be clean...


The person below me has been disciplined at work for their sexual activity on the premises...

 

[Guest]

The person below me has three "T"'s in their name.

Fucking brilliant!

Ok, back to Belegon's...

"The person below me has been disciplined at work for their sexual activity on the premises..."

True, seeing as I work from home. I'll say no more about that then.

The person below me likes to keep the fingernail short on their index finger - for sexual reasons.

 

[NoJo]

Lou, that post gets the thumbs up from me

 

[Guest]

Thought it might and, yes, that's even better.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

true-ish

Ok yes I do keep teh nail short on my index finger, but not purely for sexual reasons.

On the left hand its eaier to play guitar with it short.

On the right hand, its easier to type with it short.

But that she likes the way I pinch between thumb and finger tip.... that's just a bonus I guess.

The person below me whimpers when they orgasm.

 

[eric shawn listo]

The person below me likes to keep the fingernail short on their index finger - for sexual reasons. [/B]

As well as middle finger, ring finger and pinkie. And lets not forget the everlovin' thumb!

The person below keeps their big toe trimmed for the same reason.

 

[Guest]

Re: true-ish

Ok yes I do keep teh nail short on my index finger, but not purely for sexual reasons.

On the left hand its eaier to play guitar with it short.

On the right hand, its easier to type with it short.

But that she likes the way I pinch between thumb and finger tip.... that's just a bonus I guess.

The person below me whimpers when they orgasm.

Good answer.

True, but I wouldn't say "whimper" as much as shout, grunt, scream and curse.

As well as middle finger, ring finger and pinkie. And lets not forget the everlovin' thumb!

The person below keeps their big toe trimmed for the same reason.

LOL! False.

The person below me owns a belt, which they use for a very special purpose.

 

[NoJo]

Considering the what the person above me considers normal, I'd have to say true:

I use mine to keep my trousers from falling down

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Re: Re: true-ish

Good answer.

True, but I wouldn't say "whimper" as much as shout, grunt, scream and curse.



LOL! False.

The person below me owns a belt, which they use for a very special purpose.

True, but its been way too long since its been used for that purpose.

The person below me has made people blush in public with one of their antics.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: true-ish

True, but its been way too long since its been used for that purpose.

The person below me has made people blush in public with one of their antics.

True, but I was probably the one blushing the most (removed my knickers in a cafe - at the order of another).

The person below me has blushed at the public antics of another.

 

[Guest]

Considering the what the person above me considers normal, I'd have to say true:

I use mine to keep my trousers from falling down

Weirdo.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Re: Re: Re: Re: true-ish

True, but I was probably the one blushing the most (removed my knickers in a cafe - at the order of another).

The person below me has blushed at the public antics of another.

True: old gf flashing a car on teh highway on a dare.

damn she was hot!

The person below me has personal names for at least one of their sex toys.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: true-ish

True: old gf flashing a car on teh highway on a dare.

damn she was hot!

The person below me has personal names for at least one of their sex toys.

Oh yes! Very true. Not saying what they are, though. (Edited that bit out - too tempting.)

The person below me doesn't own any sex toys. (Can you imagine!?)

 

[NoJo]

True. I find it's more tax-efficient to use a rental company.

The person below me has been flashed by S-H's ex g/f on the highway.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

True. I find it's more tax-efficient to use a rental company.

The person below me has been flashed by S-H's ex g/f on the highway.

ROFLMAO!!!!!

she would have been a very sexy black haired italian with 38 C's and eyes that just scream lust!

pass til someone else answers.

 

[Guest]

The person below me has been flashed by S-H's ex g/f on the highway.

Nope. The only flash I've exeperienced was when I looked up just as a girl flashed her boyfriend behind me. Talk about feeling cheap and tawdry, intercepting a flash not meant for me.

Any woman wanting to e-mail me a flash... (Lou?)

 

[Guest]

Nope. The only flash I've exeperienced was when I looked up just as a girl flashed her boyfriend behind me. Talk about feeling cheap and tawdry, intercepting a flash not meant for me.

Any woman wanting to e-mail me a flash... (Lou?)

Nope. I might be cheap and tawdry, but not that cheap and tawdry. Plus I'd get my ass a severe beating.