Pet peeves

[Ekserb]

How many threads on this site have a title that is misspelled or poorly written? Answer: Almost all of them. Fucking retards.

EDIT: Here's the worst part: Everyone can edit the title of their own thread at any time after it has been posted. Even if you can write off the errors as quickly typed goofs, there is no reason for this fucking bullshit except for that old internet standby: laziness.

I've looked for that option and can't find it, where is it?

Ugh. Sadly, I was mistaken. It happens every few years. This time, I confused the ability to edit the title of a post with the ability (or lack thereof) to edit the title of a thread. I apologize heartily.

 

[Ekserb]

I think my pet peeve on Lit would be all the guys who come to the defence immediately of any woman who is questioned even the slightest about the content of the photos not being real. There is one guy in particular who does this all the time . We know that you think alll women are "breathtaking" and "beautiful" and have "fantastic" breasts and asses and pussies but others can have an opinion too! And sometimes that opinion is different than yours! Shocker!

Its also annoying when people don't continue on with their initial threads and keep starting a billion new ones. I just don't get the point of doing that.

I think I'm in love.

Or my neurontin dose isn't working tonight. Could go either way.

 

[talkeasy5813]

Oh that naughty naughty pussy. Probably best to just give her the stroke she is asking for before you go to the party. I'll do it for you if you like....

LOL. My pet peeve is that I don't have more time to chat with certain gentlemen who tease me with sexual innuendos.

 

[georgie57]

LOL. My pet peeve is that I don't have more time to chat with certain gentlemen who tease me with sexual innuendos.

Yes that must be very hard for you.

 

[Cute3Kitty]

I think I'm in love.

Or my neurontin dose isn't working tonight. Could go either way.

Lol

 

[Hypoxia]

Peeves:

* Some neighbors' noisy dogs (at least they're fenced-in now and not running loose and menacing us so we don't have to shoot them).

* Others neighbors noisy bullshit (weekenders come upcountry here and think they're in an anarchic wilderness instead of a neighborhood).

* Local bears and pumas knocking over trash cans (we don't take ours out till 1/2 hour before the pickup and I spray it with ammonia).

* Drunks rolling loudly down our gravel+dirt road after the bars close at 2AM so they avoid police checkpoints on the main road.

* Absolutely wretched cell service but a new tower may go in nearby next month so I may be actually able to make calls out.

* Reading posts and tweets from fucktards addicted to Tromp, Breitbart, InfoWars, and other post-factual mental retardation.

* My 1920 Martin Tiple (TEE-play, sort of like a 10-steel-string tenor 'ukulele) that stubbornly refuses to stay in tune, the bitch.

* Floors and walls that won't stay clean no matter how hard I work on them the day before a significant social gathering at home.

* Web browsers that go unresponsive.

 

[trysail]

Fucking stupid ass "modern" technology.

A friend knows I'm going sailing shortly so he gives me a three-year old Nikon "Coolpix" digital camera that's waterproof and can be used underwater. He's trying to be nice.

The goddamn thing is tiny. It has a 15-page instruction book and two instructional CDs. So I try the thing out at home to learn how to use it. I can't navigate through the fucking menu without referring to the instruction manual. The buttons are tiny. Do you really think I'm going to read a goddamn menu while I'm underwater? Then I go to read the procedure for downloading images. That requires a cable to my computer and the installation of a software program.


Fuck it.

My 30-year old Canon uses film. It has worked perfectly for sailing, skiing, snorkeling and diving. The buttons are large. It's a PHD ("Push Here Dummy") auto-focusing, easily operated, reliable camera. It works just fine. When I get home, I unload the film and take it to the developer to have prints made and the digitized images put on a CD.


It's simple. It works— EVERY TIME.

​

 

[talkeasy5813]

Yes that must be very hard for you.

There's something else that I wish was hard for me right now. I would enjoy stroking it, kissing it, sucking it, riding it...

 

[thefishfryer]

The apparent inability of google mail to allow you to turn off grouping of emails in it's android app. You can do it on a PC. People have been asking for this for years now, have they not heard of giving the public what they want?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

People claiming to have fancy pants careers but then approaching me with little more than an “OMG! I wanna cum on your tits…”

Gents - for the record, I am not suggesting you are all faking it, I have no doubt there are plenty of doctors and pilots that would love to cum on any tits available, I would hope they might be a little more imaginative in how they articulate it but I am sure some wouldn't

Also it offends me, the idea the fancy pants career in some way should impress me - what does that say about me?, even if you are genuine, I will take the man who scrapes chewing gum from the streets if he offers up a conversation that makes me think and/or makes me laugh… rant over, x

 

[Cute3Kitty]

Good god how do some men believe that a poster is putting up their own photos?! Are some men that gullible?! Or do pictures of a pussy make all rational thoughts disappear?

 

[thefishfryer]

Good god how do some men believe that a poster is putting up their own photos?! Are some men that gullible?! Or do pictures of a pussy make all rational thoughts disappear?

I was real and rational once, then I became irrational and imaginary, now I'm just complex.

 

[tnman03]

Good god how do some men believe that a poster is putting up their own photos?! Are some men that gullible?! Or do pictures of a pussy make all rational thoughts disappear?

It is a curious thing isn't it?

 

[Cute3Kitty]

I was real and rational once, then I became irrational and imaginary, now I'm just complex.

Hahahahaha that is a good one

It is a curious thing isn't it?

It is very curious. I find that to be disrespectful to women who actually have creativity and spend time taking nice photos. But oh well...I don't want to be yelled at for being jealous or being a bitch so I'll keep quiet.

 

[tnman03]

Hahahahaha that is a good one



It is very curious. I find that to be disrespectful to women who actually have creativity and spend time taking nice photos. But oh well...I don't want to be yelled at for being jealous or being a bitch so I'll keep quiet.

I agree with you. It's also disturbing to see how rapidly people who should really know better will rabidly berate anyone who questions or calls out a pic poster on their deception. I'm torn on whether its all gullibility or simply a greedy desire to see continued pictures in order to post comments.

 

[Icy1]

It is very curious. I find that to be disrespectful to women who actually have creativity and spend time taking nice photos. But oh well...I don't want to be yelled at for being jealous or being a bitch so I'll keep quiet.

I agree but many others here don't.

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

I agree but many others here don't.

Kitty and Icy...please never stop posting. There are several of you gorgeous women here that greatly enhance the lives of you adoring fans. I certainly am one of your biggest fans! Ignore those other disrespectful clowns.

We adore you!

 

[THE_UNDERTAKER]

LIT POLICE IS BACK TO ACTION.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/1b09b48206fcbbe52d24f864e5e57025/tumblr_ogkbh1zQVh1s2h29io10_r1_250.jpg

 

[SassySheDevil]

It is very curious. I find that to be disrespectful to women who actually have creativity and spend time taking nice photos. But oh well...I don't want to be yelled at for being jealous or being a bitch so I'll keep quiet.

This is why I quit posting about it.

But I am jealous and a bitch, so they aren't wrong lol.

I just have more respect for the real ladies pics, and lose respect for those who are so desperate that they comment on anything that even looks like it might be a boob or pussy.

 

[Icy1]

This is why I quit posting about it.

But I am jealous and a bitch, so they aren't wrong lol.

I just have more respect for the real ladies pics, and lose respect for those who are so desperate that they comment on anything that even looks like it might be a boob or pussy.

Lol...Difficult to be jealous of someone whose pics aren't even them.

 

[Ekserb]

Dickless fucks who always rate photos "11" or higher. On a 1-10 scale, 10 is "perfect." There is no such thing as perfect.

But, for the sake of argument, let's say a female did post a photo that was perfect and you rate it 11. Since you were given a scale to choose from and opted to rate outside that scale, you've now just thrown the convention of the scale out the window. And since the scale is no longer valid, 10 no longer correlates to perfection. This means that your arbitrary rating could mean anything. If you were trying to boost her confidence, you've instead forced her to rethink asking for a rating. Indeed, you're asking her to consider all her life choices up to this point.

Congratulations. You've turned her into a stripper with daddy issues and a meth addiction. All because you couldn't follow instructions. Asshole.

 

[JacksonS]

When I am on the computer and the cats decide to walk across the keyboard.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Lol...Difficult to be jealous of someone whose pics aren't even them.

lol Somehow I manage

 

[thefishfryer]

Dickless fucks who always rate photos "11" or higher. On a 1-10 scale, 10 is "perfect." There is no such thing as perfect.

But, for the sake of argument, let's say a female did post a photo that was perfect and you rate it 11. Since you were given a scale to choose from and opted to rate outside that scale, you've now just thrown the convention of the scale out the window. And since the scale is no longer valid, 10 no longer correlates to perfection. This means that your arbitrary rating could mean anything. If you were trying to boost her confidence, you've instead forced her to rethink asking for a rating. Indeed, you're asking her to consider all her life choices up to this point.

Congratulations. You've turned her into a stripper with daddy issues and a meth addiction. All because you couldn't follow instructions. Asshole.

I bet you gave that 110% of your effort.

 

[THE_UNDERTAKER]

FRUSTRATION IS HARD TO CONTROL.