Please allow me to bitch!

[~Elizabeth~]

No sugar, That's what Santa's gonna do for Captain Sunshine.

For you, there will be an abundance of treasure and gifts of love and friendship...and if miracles were possible, a winining lottery ticket!

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((Barn baby))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I keep missing you! I hope you are staying warm and are feeling better...all over Extra hugs and kisses baby!

(((((((((((((((((((Bitchers)))))))))))))))))))))

*Bitch*...grrr I hafta go to Alabama to my perfect sister's house for a weekend to do the Christmas thing! And then listen for weeks about just how perfect she is and how she has it all together (from my mom).

Ewwww, that's even worse that a lump of coal in his stocking, but he deserves it, hun.

I can understand ya with the Xmas thing too. I get the same from my grandmother about my cousin...though he hasn't done a damn thing with his life. I think she favors him just because he's the only boy...something about carrying on the family name BS or something. Can I help it I was born the way I was? LOL

 

[barn888]

Lol...I wanna bitch...bitch....bitch....bitch....no reason ... just to torment Barn...

Just remember, sweetie, everytime you torment me I get to spank you!

 

[barn888]

No sugar, That's what Santa's gonna do for Captain Sunshine.

For you, there will be an abundance of treasure and gifts of love and friendship...and if miracles were possible, a winining lottery ticket!

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((Barn baby))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I keep missing you! I hope you are staying warm and are feeling better...all over Extra hugs and kisses baby!

(((((((((((((((((((Bitchers)))))))))))))))))))))

*Bitch*...grrr I hafta go to Alabama to my perfect sister's house for a weekend to do the Christmas thing! And then listen for weeks about just how perfect she is and how she has it all together (from my mom).

Just say fuck it and spend Christmas with me!

(((((((((((((((((((((Ashleigh))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

[barn888]

Awwww baby, wish you felt better. Haven't seen you smile in ages around here. I'm gonna leave ya a bowl of chicken soup (supposed to work on anything that ails ya) and a wee bit of pussy to keep you company. lol


http://www.forum-hilfe.de/user-smilies/bilder/kitty_2.gif

Hope ya like her and take good care of her...

I need more than a wee bit of pussy, darlin. lol.


((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Elizabeth))))))))))))))))))))))

 

[1sexylady]

I need more than a wee bit of pussy, darlin. lol.


((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Elizabeth))))))))))))))))))))))

Here Barn I will help you out...
http://www.tc.umn.edu/~sorem002/fatcat.jpg

 

[Succulent-one]

Ok I have a bitch for the day......I was born without the female shopping gene. I hate to go shopping! I love Christmas except for having to shop since I don't have time to make things. I only have one item so far! I am in big trouble! LOL

 

[1sexylady]

Ok I have a bitch for the day......I was born without the female shopping gene. I hate to go shopping! I love Christmas except for having to shop since I don't have time to make things. I only have one item so far! I am in big trouble! LOL

Sure Are...

 

[Owlz]

Ok I have a bitch for the day......I was born without the female shopping gene. I hate to go shopping! I love Christmas except for having to shop since I don't have time to make things. I only have one item so far! I am in big trouble! LOL

Need a personal shopper?

 

[Succulent-one]

Need a personal shopper?

The thought of having a personal shopper almost makes me weep with desire.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I need more than a wee bit of pussy, darlin. lol.


((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Elizabeth))))))))))))))))))))))

LOL, thought you might, but that's all I had at the moment. Besides she was supposed to keep ya company, not entertain ya. Thought I might have a go at that, myself.

I see Sexylady beat me to the punch on a bigger pussy for you too... *giggle*

Hope you're having a good day baby and that I see ya soon...

((((((((((((((((((((Barn)))))))))))))))))))))

((((((((((((((((((Bitch bunch)))))))))))))))))))

 

[~Elizabeth~]

The thought of having a personal shopper almost makes me weep with desire.

If he comes with the cash to shop with, I'd be in heaven. LOL

 

[barn888]

Here Barn I will help you out...
http://www.tc.umn.edu/~sorem002/fatcat.jpg

Now that's a big pussy! lol.

 

[barn888]

Ok I have a bitch for the day......I was born without the female shopping gene. I hate to go shopping! I love Christmas except for having to shop since I don't have time to make things. I only have one item so far! I am in big trouble! LOL

As long as you've already got my gift then that's all that matters. lol.

 

[barn888]

LOL, thought you might, but that's all I had at the moment. Besides she was supposed to keep ya company, not entertain ya. Thought I might have a go at that, myself.

I see Sexylady beat me to the punch on a bigger pussy for you too... *giggle*

Hope you're having a good day baby and that I see ya soon...

((((((((((((((((((((Barn)))))))))))))))))))))

((((((((((((((((((Bitch bunch)))))))))))))))))))

You wanna entertain me, sweetie?

(((((((((((((((((((Elizabeth))))))))))))))))

 

[1sexylady]

Now that's a big pussy! lol.

Thought you would like that...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

You wanna entertain me, sweetie?

(((((((((((((((((((Elizabeth))))))))))))))))

*nodding my head up and down*

You almost sound surprised. lol Don't we always have tons of fun when we get together?

 

[1sexylady]

 

[tonitits]

(((((((((((Barn)))))))))) have a great weekend. Take care my friend.

 

[barn888]

(((((((((((((((((((((((((Elizabeth))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


(((((((((((((((((((((((((1Sexylady)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))




((((((((((((((((((((((((Tonitits)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


(((((((((((((((((((((((Ashleigh)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I hope you are ok, sweetheart.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

(((((((((((((((((((((((((Elizabeth))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(((((((((((((((((((((((Barn))))))))))))))))))))))))

Hey sweetie, hope you've well. Missed ya lately, whatcha been up to?

 

[Owlz]

I rarely start threads here, I just respond to other's threads and I rarely bitch but thanks to a muscle pull I'm in pain today so what the hell! Do you ever feel like you'll never find someone? That special person to spend the rest of your life with? I'm 34 years old and have never been married, I have alot of health issues so I'm limited in where I can go, I don't meet alot of women, I do have many female friends and they care about me and stuff but they'd never consider me marrige material, health-wise and financially I'm just not a good catch, I'm not putting myself down, I think I'm nice and I try to be funny but those things don't get a soulmate, I don't know, maybe my life would be simpler if I just accepted my limitations and stopped looking for someone, at least I could cut some disappointment out of my life that way. Oh well, thanks for letting me bitch!

I never read this thread until just now, Barn. You & I seem to be in the same boat. Just a little 'you're not alone' thing from me.

 

[Owlz]

The thought of having a personal shopper almost makes me weep with desire.

We're at the wrong ends of the country, S-o.

 

[Owlz]

If he comes with the cash to shop with, I'd be in heaven. LOL

Sorry, Elizabeth. Daddy Warbucks, I'm not.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Sorry, Elizabeth. Daddy Warbucks, I'm not.

Who said I was looking for Daddy Warbucks? lol I'd just like to have enough to give my girls a fabulous, beyond belief Xmas is all.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Leavin hugs and kisses for ya sweetie, hope you're feeling better this evening!

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Barn}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}