Please... Please.... I'm begging you

[EllaPure]

Come on get down on youre knees lets go... AND PRAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! Yay

I'm walking away...because that's just tooooooo easy.

 

[My_Secret_Life]

Dear members of Literotica,

I sure hate to be the one to prod your already guilty consciences.

Then you have nothing to worry about, as none of our consciences are guilty. Every person who posts here is an adult of sound mind and free will. I am wondering how damaged your conscience must be though. You preach against these forums, yet you come here of your own volition. Hypocrite.

I've been reading some of these forums and it is absolutely clear that something is dreadfully wrong with our society. Why do you people insist on breaking the law??!!You don't treat yourselves right. I pray that everyone here will just stop for two seconds and think, "are my lifestyle choices correct?" or "Am I still good with God?"

Would you mind posting the law, for us, that shows where our freedom of speech is breaking the law? You make a sick assumption that everyone registered here, is Christian. There must be something dreadfully wrong with you, if you would willingly subject yourself to material that you so blatantly condemn. Hypocrite.

Of course everyones born equal and free! Thats the greatest gift given to us by our creator and yet some people use that freedom to debase themselves. Now I won't name names but you know who you are. There is some truly sick stuff on these forums and keep in mind that a great yawning pit of filth awaits you forever if you insist on going there. People talking about eating there own filth! People talking about putting their nastiness into other peoples orifices!!

King James Bible
John 8:7
So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

Unless you are The Son of God, Jesus Christ {the only perfect human to walk the earth,} you are a Hypocrite.

It just makes me sad that you all have become so sick. Lets all get together on this forum and do some work so that everyone can enjoy whats intended for us in life. I've been thinking about this for a long time.. now and I just can't remain silent in the face of this mountain of overwhelming filth coming at the world.

Attacking a very prominent community of legal and consensual adults, is not the effective way to spew your psychobabble. These forums have helped a lot of people overcome sexual difficulties that they may have never had the courage to address face-to-face with another person. If that isn't enough, it is a safe haven for many people who just need someone to talk to, barring any sexual connotation.

King James Bible
Romans 14:13
Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in [his] brother's way.

If you would impede legally consensual adults, their God given right to seek peaceable assembly, you are a Hypocrite.

I hate to be the one to rain on your parade, but you did not impress anyone here.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Yes, let's all go and taunt fallen heroes and their families during their time of grief for having made the supreme sacrifice to defend the freedoms that allow people like you to spew your vile hatred.

Talk about unclean thoughts...

Hmmmm.. theres a disconnect of logic somewhere there. No one needs grieve fallen heros! Because they are in heaven. But thats not where your going if you hang around here too long.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Hey! I can see your ! Apparently, I have to turn my mind to other things instead of thinking what dogs think....but unfortunately, when I see YOUR all I can think about is how I wanna grab it, peel back the skin, gently suck and lick then *CHOMP* down on it. So, may I?

 

[mark197205]

Okay okay maybe I'll switch it to 3 guys. So I could be sucking one, have one in my pussy, and the final one in my ass. I was just leaving out the sucking one before.

You could also have one in each hand..

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Oh! I have been waiting for you to say that. Let's go Daddy!!!

Get your mind out of the gutter, I meant pray!

 

[SavourYou30]

You could also have one in each hand..

I'll settle for a toe

 

[teknight]

Get your mind out of the gutter, I meant pray!

Then why did you say you love me in a PM? Huh?

 

[mark197205]

hearsay............

Your honour..

 

[SavourYou30]

Get your mind out of the gutter, I meant pray!

I understand. Every eye closed, every head bowed...

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

The only evil going on here is the shit you present. Seems to me, you're in dire need of a good BJ and and ass-fucking. You've denied yourself for too long and it's time you started preaching how wonderful un-inhibited sexual love is. C'mon, admit it, you're just like the rest of us, Rev. When you cum, you scream out, "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes" like anybody else.

If we're all damned to the Pit, which I have a lifetime membership to, what kind of wholesome sex are we supposed to have according to you? If you say Missionary style only and never on Sunday, I know you are a closet perv, wanting all the action for yourself and have a stable of young boys at your beck and call.

Tell ya what, you do your thing, we'll do ours and we'll compare notes when we're all in the pit, moshing in naked sinfullness.

Spoken like a true demon

 

[RoyceConnors]

My God said, "Go forth and multiply" and damn it, I'm doing the best I can. All I ask is that your portion is equal to my lump sum.

 

[MrsGoonie]

Yeah I see, well you've got some sense in you and I know that your going to be ok in the end, just keep listening to that inner voice it wont go wrong cause it comes from you know who.

Dude, I'm a deist. I believe in God. Just God. I'm also a libertarian who believes smoking weed should be legal, pro-choice and gay marriage shouldn't even be debatable, and that being raised in a religion where every fun thing was considered a sin screwed me up for years.

He created us, that's the only thing the bible got right, but then He left us alone. He will not end the world. He did not give you christianity. He did not give us heaven and hell. He simply is. I don't pray to Him, because He does not answer prayer. You should only pray to Him to give thanks. Pray for me. I'm fine with that, but don't be surprised if your prayer isn't answered.

The good thing about me is that I don't care what you believe. It's your choice. Just like it's my choice to call you an asshat.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Spoken like a true demon

Thank you, I'm doing the best I can. If you'd like, I'm taking applications for apprentice demonship. Interested?

 

[EllaPure]

Thank you, I'm doing the best I can. If you'd like, I'm taking applications for apprentice demonship. Interested?

Oh , Oh...ME ME!!!!

 

[NattyBumppo]

Hmmmm.. theres a disconnect of logic somewhere there. No one needs grieve fallen heros! Because they are in heaven. But thats not where your going if you hang around here too long.

The disconnect is with you and your fellow wing nuts --

The Topeka, Kan.-based group [Westboro Baptist] infamous for picketing funerals for fallen soldiers with signs like "Thank God for dead soldiers," as well as railing against homosexuality, has been facing off against the family of Marine Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder for nearly four years.

The 20-year-old died in a Humvee accident on March 3, 2006, in Iraq. Westboro targeted his funeral, as they have dozens of others...and directly attacked Snyder's parents, claiming they raised him to "commit adultery."

I'm comforted to know that you have a monopoly on virtue and righteousness. You don't know which hole you're speaking out of. And if you're an alt just stirring the pot, you couldn't have picked a worse group to use as a front.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Hey! I can see your ! Apparently, I have to turn my mind to other things instead of thinking what dogs think....but unfortunately, when I see YOUR all I can think about is how I wanna grab it, peel back the skin, gently suck and lick then *CHOMP* down on it. So, may I?

Girl one day your going to wake up and look in the mirror and you won't be so pretty anymore. God will have removed what once he gave you. What you crave and have become addicted to will be denied to you. Be in fear of that day. But there is an answer.......

 

[kendra1980]

Now I have had it up to here folks!!! There is some truly evil shit going on in this forum. Why look theres a huge thread entitled "Have you ever eaten your own..." WHat is going on people?!! And what makes a person want to take a crap all over the glory of creation thats given out for ... free!? It makes me so sad there are whole legions or clubs of deeply perverted and close to evil people dedicated to perverting the world. And for what purpose? Thats what I ask. You people have surrendered up your long term joys and treasures for some imaginary pleasure which ain't even that pleasurable. Geez who would find joy in having things stuck up their arse? Whats the joy in being inseminated with other peoples diseases that spring from their impure thoughts?

Please I beg all of you...

ENOUGHHHH!!

Enough of sin! See the truth its there in front of you. Come on lets go, together we can end this horror. For all you who are depressed and weighed down by unclean thoughts, I've got the cure. Its so easy! Lets do it!!

I do not believe someone from that horrid church would use the word "shit".

Just sayin

 

[mark197205]

Hey! I can see your ! Apparently, I have to turn my mind to other things instead of thinking what dogs think....but unfortunately, when I see YOUR all I can think about is how I wanna grab it, peel back the skin, gently suck and lick then *CHOMP* down on it. So, may I?

My is your
So chomp away.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

He is just a Phelps whore....I have never used that word on a thread before. or is it a she...I never checked.

 

[sgettoit]

Just glad I didn't miss this! Y'all have really made my day.

Who would have thought that one little guy in glass house sitting there typin' with his thumbs could provoke so many entertaining responses.

 

[DaemonOfSin]

The Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) is an independent Baptist church known for its extreme stance against homosexuality and its protest activities, which include picketing funerals and desecrating the American flag. The church is widely described as a hate group and is monitored as such by the Anti-Defamation League and Southern Poverty Law Center. It is headed by Fred Phelps and consists mostly of members of his large family;[4] in 2007, it had 71 members. The church is headquartered in a residential neighborhood on the west side of Topeka about three miles west of the Kansas State Capitol at 3701 West 12th Street, Topeka, Kansas, United States. Its first public service was held on the afternoon of Sunday, November 27, 1955.

The church has been actively involved in the anti-gay movement since at least 1991 when it sought a crackdown on homosexual activity at Gage Park about a mile northwest of the church. In addition to anti-gay protests at military funerals, the organization pickets other celebrity funerals that are likely to get it media attention.

The WBC is not affiliated with any known Baptist conventions or associations. The church describes itself as following Primitive Baptist and Calvinist principles, though mainstream Primitive Baptists reject the WBC and Phelps.

Now I dunno about the rest of you, but if I DID believe in God I definately wouldn't belong to a church described as a HATE GROUP. Also protesting a fellow Religious group? REALLY?

On May 14, 2008, two days after the deadly 2008 Sichuan earthquake, WBC issued a press release thanking God for the heavy loss of life in China, and praying "for many more earthquakes to kill many more thousands of impudent and ungrateful Chinese".

I'm sure you've never met anyone that is Chinese.
Now considering the actions your church takes FUCK OFF!

 

[BluKitten]

Dear members of Literotica,

I sure hate to be the one to prod your already guilty consciences. I've been reading some of these forums and it is absolutely clear that something is dreadfully wrong with our society. Why do you people insist on breaking the law??!!You don't treat yourselves right. I pray that everyone here will just stop for two seconds and think, "are my lifestyle choices correct?" or "Am I still good with God?"

Of course everyones born equal and free! Thats the greatest gift given to us by our creator and yet some people use that freedom to debase themselves. Now I won't name names but you know who you are. There is some truly sick stuff on these forums and keep in mind that a great yawning pit of filth awaits you forever if you insist on going there. People talking about eating there own filth! People talking about putting their nastiness into other peoples orifices!! It just makes me sad that you all have become so sick. Lets all get together on this forum and do some work so that everyone can enjoy whats intended for us in life. I've been thinking about this for a long time.. now and I just can't remain silent in the face of this mountain of overwhelming filth coming at the world.

Isn't it, "He, who is without sin, may cast the first stone?"

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

The disconnect is with you and your fellow wing nuts --

The Topeka, Kan.-based group [Westboro Baptist] infamous for picketing funerals for fallen soldiers with signs like "Thank God for dead soldiers," as well as railing against homosexuality, has been facing off against the family of Marine Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder for nearly four years.

The 20-year-old died in a Humvee accident on March 3, 2006, in Iraq. Westboro targeted his funeral, as they have dozens of others...and directly attacked Snyder's parents, claiming they raised him to "commit adultery."

I'm comforted to know that you have a monopoly on virtue and righteousness. You don't know which hole you're speaking out of. And if you're an alt just stirring the pot, you couldn't have picked a worse group to use as a front.

Well maybe they had some info you dont have. Highly religious people are free thinkers and dont automatically swear allegiance to the state.... only to the lord. Which makes sense if you really consider it.

 

[RoyceConnors]

This guy should make Playgrounder of the day for this thread. Haven't seen so many posts happen in such a short time. Everyone seems to be having such a good time. I vote for Rev to be PGer of the day and welcome him to keep such a fun thread going.

Get to thumping that book Rev., just make sure the pages are plastic covered. Hate to see the pages stick together with all the cum we shoot at you. Every been in the center of a CircleJerk? No? Just kneel and close your eyes and open your mouth and we'll initiate you.