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BodaciousBitch said:
lmao! Did you really think I wanted you to take me seriously? Hello! Look around you, is everyone here taking you seriously? Heck, even I don't myself seriously, I mean....SERIOUSLY?? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I like to dress like this, even when I go to Church, I dress like this. :rolleyes:
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handy in the cold if they need a spare organ stop ... or two.

right, outers. bye.
 
BodaciousBitch said:
Um, Pardon me Pastor for I have sinned, I've sinned for wanting to eat a banana, a banana that is very, very bad for me. A fruit that is not forbidden as the apple that both Adam and Eve got into trouble for. Unless of course I've woken up this morning to find all fucking fruits have become forbidden and no one told me about it?



YOU, Mark, will now be my GOD! AMEN!
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On your knees and worship me!!

:cattail:
 
I think I'll go to WBC this weekend and paint the church bright pink and run the GLBT flag up the pole and fly it proudly. I'll post the message on your sign out front and invite ALL the Gays and Lesbians to attend, as you are welcoming them to join.

Just make sure to bless the lube before you start. ;) I can see so much praying happening there. The walls will ring with the voices crying out, "Holy Shit, Oh God, fuck me Jesus, I'm cummmiiiiinng!!!"
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
Oh you'll believe all right, its just a matter of time..... Lets not come to a bad outcome. Listen to my words........
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What bad outcome? The world is not going to end at some secret time and date. Revelations was written to scare the piss out of the sheep who don't realize the bible was written to explain things the uneducated couldn't understand.
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
You think your safe on the internet but Gods sees all. And your answer is so easy. I think you'll see the light I have no doubt.
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God can cam? That is so cool. Do you know if he can Skype from up there too?
Then I could sleep in on Sundays.....unless I attend BB's church, then I wouldn't miss.;)
 
Ugh. Bunch of fucking sinners. God sees all. Truth. Blah, blah, blah. :rolleyes:

Enough of all that.

What I wanna know is ...

Where's the fucking coffee someone mentioned earlier? :confused:
 
MrsGoonie said:
What bad outcome? The world is not going to end at some secret time and date. Revelations was written to scare the piss out of the sheep who don't realize the bible was written to explain things the uneducated couldn't understand.
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Oh so certain...... Open your eyes?! Think again!
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
Oh so certain...... Open your eyes?! Think again!
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Didn't we have this conversation before. I know we did. I am awake. I'm typing. Unless I'm asleep as I type this. You can sleep eat. Maybe you can sleep type. I know that hubby sleepurbates. We've halfsleep fucked. Gotta love those 3AM fucks.
 
So, I'm pretty sure, at this point, that WboroBaptM0134 and MrsGoonie are the same person.

MrsGoonie has made just over 12 posts. Registered this month. Only posted in this thread.

Ooops. SNAFU WboroBaptM0134. You should have been all inclusive.
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
Oh so certain...... Open your eyes?! Think again!
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I thought the world was ending next year, Dec 21? Are you sure you don't want to dip a toe or two in the proverbial waters of sins of the flesh, just to get an idea of what you missed out on all this time?

I guess the old knot-hole in the oak stump out back of the church serves you just fine. Now I know why they call you Woody. ;)
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
Dear members of Literotica,

I sure hate to be the one to prod your already guilty consciences. I've been reading some of these forums and it is absolutely clear that something is dreadfully wrong with our society. Why do you people insist on breaking the law??!!You don't treat yourselves right. I pray that everyone here will just stop for two seconds and think, "are my lifestyle choices correct?" or "Am I still good with God?"

Of course everyones born equal and free! Thats the greatest gift given to us by our creator and yet some people use that freedom to debase themselves. Now I won't name names but you know who you are. There is some truly sick stuff on these forums and keep in mind that a great yawning pit of filth awaits you forever if you insist on going there. People talking about eating there own filth! People talking about putting their nastiness into other peoples orifices!! It just makes me sad that you all have become so sick. Lets all get together on this forum and do some work so that everyone can enjoy whats intended for us in life. I've been thinking about this for a long time.. now and I just can't remain silent in the face of this mountain of overwhelming filth coming at the world.
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Woo hoo! You tell 'em buddy!
 
luvzmature said:
Recovering Catholic here. the priests and nuns did their best to rape and pillage in the name of the almighty but I was bigger and stronger than they thought. Please don't tell, it will be our little secret, you know you will go to hell if you do.

Why is it that more human beings have been killed in the name of God than for oil, or gold? Because the thumpers believe their way is the ONLY way. Do I still believe? maybe, but if I did your group would never have my allegiance. I wouldn't need someone who hides behind the pulpit to tell me how to worship.

Lead your lemmings to the cliff rev...

God Bless the USA but not because you say so you noob...and a big thank you to all the heroes who have fallen to keep us free.
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So well said Luv. Thanks. :rose:

OSW
 
I HAVE HAD IT!!!

THere is evil here! More than I realized. Every single one of you has an immortal soul. Yes? But realize what your doing. There is no free lunch. Everything you say and do builds up and stains you until it begins to show on your skin. Thats when disease sets in and people shun you. You become so disgusting, dripping with goo like you couldn't make it out of a cess pit!! But note that pit is exactly what spills out of your mouth when you dare utter evil to others spreading corruption. God Sees!! He KNows. BoudaciousBit... needs to get down on her knees and beg forgiveness and it might not be too late. Demon... It might be too late for you... which makes me real sad and....... FRUSTRATED. I want to save you all! I invite you to get down to your local church and pray ask for forgiveness, tell the pious members what youve been up too and that its going to STOP!!!

I know I cant save everyone but by golly I'll try. If you aren't religious don't think that religions a shopping mall. There aint know choices. There isnt a sony model as opposed to an apple model. BEWARE of our foes across the world. I dont know why God chooses to keep so many confused but there is a plan, and America had the truth instilled within it for a reason. Just right that the battle of perversion is brought to this very place. We stand ready. Our swords are sharp and armor thick. Let the hordes of demons with their deluded confused followers break like a wave upon concrete. In the end ye all shall be judged!!

I say unto you!! There is choice. God is not a doubt!! Rally to me lets destroy this evil forum one at a time!!! AMEN AMEN AMEN.
 
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