Please... Please.... I'm begging you

Question: I'm bisexual. So is only half of me going to hell? Can I choose for my cunt to go to hell? I really like pain, so it should be the perfect place for it.

Mrs. Goonie... This is not a joke, you are referring to hell. Ever read the big DAN T ?
 
Satan has tried to discredit the ranks of the righteos by placing demons in offices of trust. Give it up, it won't work! Our armor is the truth, our message Jesus, our goal.... Your wake up call!

Satan? You mean the Demon of Darkness? Damn Rev, that's my brother. Isn't he awesome. If anyone can convert you and your congregation, he can. Tell you what, get the folks naked this Sunday and I'll bring him over to the WBC and let him show you how to please your women.

You'll see such a change in attitude, you'll get on your knees and thank him. He does great work and has won awards for his performances.

So, do you still wear the white hoods?
 
OK, I'm bored....yada, yada....repent....blah, blah, blah......

I'm off to fuck a sheep with an ear of corn (you're safe again piggy)...duty calls.
 
I don't believe in hell, so yes it is a joke. I just said you can believe what you want, why do you refuse to extend the same consideration?

Oh you'll believe all right, its just a matter of time..... Lets not come to a bad outcome. Listen to my words........
 
Satan has tried to discredit the ranks of the righteos by placing demons in offices of trust. Give it up, it won't work! Our armor is the truth, our message Jesus, our goal.... Your wake up call!

Not my wake-up call. I have an eternal snooze button and taped it down permanently. ;)
 
Ugh put some clothes on and be respectable then I'll take you seriously

lmao! Did you really think I wanted you to take me seriously? Hello! Look around you, is everyone here taking you seriously? Heck, even I don't myself seriously, I mean....SERIOUSLY?? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I like to dress like this, even when I go to Church, I dress like this. :rolleyes:
 
lmao! Did you really think I wanted you to take me seriously? Hello! Look around you, is everyone here taking you seriously? Heck, even I don't myself seriously, I mean....SERIOUSLY?? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I like to dress like this, even when I go to Church, I dress like this. :rolleyes:

If you undress MORE I will respect you in the morning
 
lmao! Did you really think I wanted you to take me seriously? Hello! Look around you, is everyone here taking you seriously? Heck, even I don't myself seriously, I mean....SERIOUSLY?? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I like to dress like this, even when I go to Church, I dress like this. :rolleyes:
You think your safe on the internet but Gods sees all. And your answer is so easy. I think you'll see the light I have no doubt.
 
lmao! Did you really think I wanted you to take me seriously? Hello! Look around you, is everyone here taking you seriously? Heck, even I don't myself seriously, I mean....SERIOUSLY?? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I like to dress like this, even when I go to Church, I dress like this. :rolleyes:

that would be the church of Bodacious wouldn't it?
 
One thing I've learned about feeding trolls and asshats...they like being fed.

Starve those suckers and they put up loud and raucous death throes...because, well...they're starving (*note the correct use of they're).

And with that I will begin my attempt to give this troll, or asshat, a good starving.

Happy troll/asshat feeding to you all :)
 
lmao! Did you really think I wanted you to take me seriously? Hello! Look around you, is everyone here taking you seriously? Heck, even I don't myself seriously, I mean....SERIOUSLY?? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I like to dress like this, even when I go to Church, I dress like this. :rolleyes:

And those church services would be held when and where exactly?

*ready to enter the information into my GPS* ;)
 
Recovering Catholic here. the priests and nuns did their best to rape and pillage in the name of the almighty but I was bigger and stronger than they thought. Please don't tell, it will be our little secret, you know you will go to hell if you do.

Why is it that more human beings have been killed in the name of God than for oil, or gold? Because the thumpers believe their way is the ONLY way. Do I still believe? maybe, but if I did your group would never have my allegiance. I wouldn't need someone who hides behind the pulpit to tell me how to worship.

Lead your lemmings to the cliff rev...

God Bless the USA but not because you say so you noob...and a big thank you to all the heroes who have fallen to keep us free.
 
lmao! Did you really think I wanted you to take me seriously? Hello! Look around you, is everyone here taking you seriously? Heck, even I don't myself seriously, I mean....SERIOUSLY?? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I like to dress like this, even when I go to Church, I dress like this. :rolleyes:

She has clothes on. She inspires me to buy pretty lingerie. She looks perfect in just what she's wearing.
 
Oh you'll believe all right, its just a matter of time..... Lets not come to a bad outcome. Listen to my words........

Sounds to me like some sort of really fucked up cult recruiter. This fucking sicko probably stands outside of elementary schools and parks trying to lure little kids into his van to take them away to be brain washed. Lock up your young and impressionable subs, you dom/me(s) out there. We all know where to look if the wee ones go missing.
 
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