Please... Please.... I'm begging you

[kendra1980]

Just glad I didn't miss this! Y'all have really made my day.

Who would have thought that one little guy in glass house sitting there typin' with his thumbs could provoke so many entertaining responses.

Personally I think this is getting "them" off, so they are probably typing ONE handed.

 

[My_Secret_Life]

Why don't "The Powers That Be" here just delete WboroBaptM0134'saccount? He's obviously a troll. Just trying to TEMPT us into forsaking our true selves.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Now I dunno about the rest of you, but if I DID believe in God I definately wouldn't belong to a church described as a HATE GROUP. Also protesting a fellow Religious group? REALLY?


I'm sure you've never met anyone that is Chinese.
Now considering the actions your church takes FUCK OFF!

Well lets just hope that the church aint called to pray for YOUR destruction... demon. Go back to hell or wherever you come from.

 

[DaemonOfSin]

You could also have one in each hand..

okay, but only if you promise to join in!

Well lets just hope that the church aint called to pray for YOUR destruction... demon. Go back to hell or wherever you come from.

Pray for my destruction all you want. Unless you come murder me. Which by the way I do have protection for that. *looks at my Rottweiler* VERY good protection. It's not going to happen.

 

[Husker1987]

I do not believe someone from that horrid church would use the word "shit".

Just sayin

Kendra.....liking the dirty talk

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Why don't "The Powers That Be" here just delete WboroBaptM0134'saccount? He's obviously a troll. Just trying to TEMPT us into forsaking our true selves.

you ain't been here long, you'll learn.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Girl one day your going to wake up and look in the mirror and you won't be so pretty anymore. God will have removed what once he gave you. What you crave and have become addicted to will be denied to you. Be in fear of that day. But there is an answer.......

Um, Pardon me Pastor for I have sinned, I've sinned for wanting to eat a banana, a banana that is very, very bad for me. A fruit that is not forbidden as the apple that both Adam and Eve got into trouble for. Unless of course I've woken up this morning to find all fucking fruits have become forbidden and no one told me about it?

My is your
So chomp away.

YOU, Mark, will now be my GOD! AMEN!

 

[kendra1980]

Why don't "The Powers That Be" here just delete WboroBaptM0134'saccount? He's obviously a troll. Just trying to TEMPT us into forsaking our true selves.

I think everyone knows this is an alt getting its jollies. It's an interesting diversion

Psssttt...too many slip ups to not be an alt.

 

[RoyceConnors]

You and your people are anti-Gay? You are so getting your rosebud dry humped until you bleed. I guess you allow Lesbianism, as it doesn't threaten your fun. God save little boys, right Rev?

 

[kendra1980]

Kendra.....liking the dirty talk

Wordy, dirty...I like it all.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

This guy should make Playgrounder of the day for this thread. Haven't seen so many posts happen in such a short time. Everyone seems to be having such a good time. I vote for Rev to be PGer of the day and welcome him to keep such a fun thread going.

Get to thumping that book Rev., just make sure the pages are plastic covered. Hate to see the pages stick together with all the cum we shoot at you. Every been in the center of a CircleJerk? No? Just kneel and close your eyes and open your mouth and we'll initiate you.

HA!! I',m not afraid of you, but you should fear the Truth.

 

[My_Secret_Life]

you ain't been here long, you'll learn.

Just because I just started posting doesn't mean I haven't been reading these forums for years.

a troll is a troll.

 

[luscious pearl]

I find it incredibly interesting that a member of the infamous Westboro Nightmare enclave has chosen to show his or her (don't really give a toss which, really) ugliness around here wanting people to repent. Aren't you all the same jokers that show up at the funerals of fallen soldiers showing incredible ignorance and hate? If that is the case, why the hell do you give a shit what people do on here when you people are more interested in piety than anything else, including redemption.
You are not here to save anybody's soul as much as you are here to cast judgment on others, you ego maniacal twit.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

You and your people are anti-Gay? You are so getting your rosebud dry humped until you bleed. I guess you allow Lesbianism, as it doesn't threaten your fun. God save little boys, right Rev?

Satan has tried to discredit the ranks of the righteos by placing demons in offices of trust. Give it up, it won't work! Our armor is the truth, our message Jesus, our goal.... Your wake up call!

 

[NattyBumppo]

Well maybe they had some info you dont have. Highly religious people are free thinkers and dont automatically swear allegiance to the state.... only to the lord. Which makes sense if you really consider it.

Yeah, right.

And what's your GB screen name anyway...?

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

[SIZE=2[COLOR="Navy"]I find it incredibly interesting that a member of the infamous Westboro Nightmare enclave has chosen to show his or her (don't really give a toss which, really) ugliness around here wanting people to repent. Aren't you all the same jokers that show up at the funerals of fallen soldiers showing incredible ignorance and hate? If that is the case, why the hell do you give a shit what people do on here when you people are more interested in piety than anything else, including redemption.
You are not here to save anybody's soul as much as you are here to cast judgment on others, you ego maniacal twit. [/COLOR]"2"][/SIZE]

I think theres only love there....

 

[justuandmekiddo]

HA!! I',m not afraid of you, but you should fear the Truth.

I wonder...do you get told there will be a hundred virgins waiting in paradise if you spread this crap? ....This all seems to be so familiar to me for some reason.

 

[My_Secret_Life]

I think everyone knows this is an alt getting its jollies. It's an interesting diversion

Psssttt...too many slip ups to not be an alt.

It's great PR for Literotica! Today will probably make the record books for most posts in one day.

Thanks biblethumper!

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Um, Pardon me Pastor for I have sinned, I've sinned for wanting to eat a banana, a banana that is very, very bad for me. A fruit that is not forbidden as the apple that both Adam and Eve got into trouble for. Unless of course I've woken up this morning to find all fucking fruits have become forbidden and no one told me about it?



YOU, Mark, will now be my GOD! AMEN!

Ugh put some clothes on and be respectable then I'll take you seriously

 

[MrsGoonie]

Question: I'm bisexual. So is only half of me going to hell? Can I choose for my cunt to go to hell? I really like pain, so it should be the perfect place for it.

 

[teknight]

I wonder...do you get told there will be a hundred virgins waiting in paradise if you spread this crap? ....This all seems to be so familiar to me for some reason.

Hey! You should love Muslims! They don't eat pork!

 

[sgettoit]

Can't you picture the WB church meeting on this idea -

Hey, I got a great idea! I heard about this new internet thingy. Let's start looking at sex sites all day long and see if we can convert them people!

First unanimous vote in the history of the church!

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

I wonder...do you get told there will be a hundred virgins waiting in paradise if you spread this crap? ....This all seems to be so familiar to me for some reason.

That would be Islam you refer to. God has his purpose with Muslims.... we shall see...

 

[koalabear]

You fucking Infidels! I'm just here for the 72 virgins.

 

[mark197205]

okay, but only if you promise to join in!


Pray for my destruction all you want. Unless you come murder me. Which by the way I do have protection for that. *looks at my Rottweiler* VERY good protection. It's not going to happen.

Where do you want me?