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Belilica said:
Kinky???Me, NEVER!!!
We could always ask to see what's in that drawer full of toys! Somehow I don't think it's Barbie's & tinker toys.
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Yes I would like a peek in your drawers, both kinds, I'll bet you've got a lot of charms hiding!!!Belilica said:
Methinks soneone wants a peek in my drawers.....
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Belilica said:
Methinks soneone wants a peek in my drawers.....
G'Lord Bel...
I think we've created a monster here! I could probably start selling tickets to see what's in your lovely drawers. The line would probably stretch for blocks on end!
But admittedly I would never accuse you of being >gasp< kinky!
Never ever here on Lit!!!
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Belilica said:
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Well with beautiful drawers such as yours, it's tough to keep the masses down! I might have to start hiring myself out to guard your drawers. Never can be too safe nowadays. Besides you've been turned into a valuable Lit commodity here. This keeps up, you might be traded on NASDAQ soon!
But I still owe you a story from that OTHER thread; don't you go off to NASDAQ just yet!
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Seems as though I might have a career here afterall!
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Lust Engine said:
Well with beautiful drawers such as yours, it's tough to keep the masses down! I might have to start hiring myself out to guard your drawers. Never can be too safe nowadays. Besides you've been turned into a valuable Lit commodity here. This keeps up, you might be traded on NASDAQ soon!
But I still owe you a story from that OTHER thread; don't you go off to NASDAQ just yet!
*Grins*
Well, there was an attack on my drawers just the other day.... hmmm... I'm thinkin that perhaps I SHOULD hire ya
BTW, I like your AV
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Belilica said:
*Grins*
Well, there was an attack on my drawers just the other day.... hmmm... I'm thinkin that perhaps I SHOULD hire ya
BTW, I like your AV
Hmmm..an attack on your drawers huh?? Darn lucky thieves...er, I meant sneaky! Did the alleged culprits leave lots and lots of hand prints all over your drawers? Was there any DNA evidence left behind (or for that matter, ON your behind??).
Just to be safe, I'll be eyeing your drawers more vigilantly from here on out. I might even have to go under your covers...er, I meant undercover!
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My AV
And as far as my AV goes, it fits the times I'm usually on too. It's pretty indicative of the wacky hours I keep. Thanks for noticing! I feel honored that I chose well now!
And as far as my AV goes, it fits the times I'm usually on too. It's pretty indicative of the wacky hours I keep. Thanks for noticing! I feel honored that I chose well now!
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Oh my...what a lovely invitation to stop on by & do some uh, investigative work. I'll do my best to by thorough too.
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I keep porn videos locked in an old trunk. There isn't even a key to it. You have to know how to pick the lock to get into it (which admitted isn't difficult or else I wouldn't have bought a trunk with no key at the thrift store).
All the vids came free when I purchased other things -- toys, condoms, etc. -- from catalogs and web sites, and while I don't find those free videos too interesting, it is tough to find a discrete way to get rid of them all.
As for other things, like pics, videos, stories, or sound files I've got on the computer, I keep them easily accessible, primarily because I don't have kids or anyone around who has access to my computer and would be shocked by them. If I know someone will be using my computer, I do them the courtesy of burying the files in an obscure folder on the hard drive. Just so all exchanges of sexy files are intentional
All the vids came free when I purchased other things -- toys, condoms, etc. -- from catalogs and web sites, and while I don't find those free videos too interesting, it is tough to find a discrete way to get rid of them all.
As for other things, like pics, videos, stories, or sound files I've got on the computer, I keep them easily accessible, primarily because I don't have kids or anyone around who has access to my computer and would be shocked by them. If I know someone will be using my computer, I do them the courtesy of burying the files in an obscure folder on the hard drive. Just so all exchanges of sexy files are intentional
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The other day I was taking my trash out to the dumpster of my apartment complex, on the top of it were 3 dvd boxes of the "Girls Gone Wild" DVD series. Iwas thinking of what a good find that was, but when I checked them out, the DVDs inside were gone! Damn, lost again.
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Semler said:
Awwww... you brought back the good ol' days of my youth and stumbling upon free porn. I can only imagine the excitement of seeing the cases only to have the buzzkill of them being empty.
Better luck next time
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Semler said:
kids found them and left the boxes so their parents wont be to suspicious.
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Lazy kids??
And who says that kids are lazy today? At least they had enough moxie to ditch the boxes!
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And who says that kids are lazy today? At least they had enough moxie to ditch the boxes!
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Re: Lazy kids??
they get smarter with each generation guess they listen to their older siblings on where not to hide and on how to hide there porn.
Lust Engine said:
And who says that kids are lazy today? At least they had enough moxie to ditch the boxes!
they get smarter with each generation guess they listen to their older siblings on where not to hide and on how to hide there porn.
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Re: Re: Re: Lazy kids??
try the closet top shelf right side in the back behind the......lol just joking.
have to hide ours better from noisey house guests who like to explore.
Belilica said:
Very true... My sisters find all my hiding places, but I can't find theirs
try the closet top shelf right side in the back behind the......lol just joking.
have to hide ours better from noisey house guests who like to explore.
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Dagnabbit... I think we're all going to have to invest in lockable units like Ice Princess! It's amazing how people can stumble onto our private porn stashes.
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Lust Engine said:Dagnabbit... I think we're all going to have to invest in lockable units like Ice Princess! It's amazing how people can stumble onto our private porn stashes.
we have a friend who likes to examine our house every second time she comes over. open draws looks into the backs of closets. i think she was shocked the first time she found the box of toys. the whips, cuffs, restraint system, nipple cuffs, motion lotion, and the other assorted items put a look of wonder on her face. she asked what we did with them and how often we use them.
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