Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Losing a bunch of frogs.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Stole a bunch of lipstick.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Stole a bunch of lipstick.

(Insert joke about Drew Carey's penis here.)

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Stole a bunch of gems.

 

[snexxer]

Caught wanking in the lingerie section of a department store.

 

[Btq97]

Sniffing shoes in a bowling alley whilst naked

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Responsible for trying to get seniors to start twerking at nursing homes.

 

[Btq97]

Inducing heart attacks by lap dancing at a nursing home

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Quit his job as the retirement home “live entertainment” dancer. Those women got a bit too rough with him. The wheelchair bound ones has secret energy he says.

 

[Btq97]

The neighbours complained about all the boys in her yard.

 

[MedicalMuse]

The neighbours complained about all the boys in her yard.

Masquerading as a stripper for a bachelorette party. He would have gotten away with it if the actual stripper hadn’t showed up.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

The neighbours complained about all the boys in her yard.

That’s what my milkshake does…

Wants to set the record for hula hooping the most outside in cold temps wearing short shorts.

 

[Btq97]

Masquerading as a stripper for a bachelorette party. He would have gotten away with it if the actual stripper hadn’t showed up.

Some women prefer a chunky monkey to a ripped hunk - that's what my mum told me.

 

[Btq97]

That’s what my milkshake does…

Wants to set the record for hula hooping the most outside in cold temps wearing short shorts.

Asking strangers to help her test the melons' at farmers market

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Masquerading as a stripper for a bachelorette party. He would have gotten away with it if the actual stripper hadn’t showed up.

Masquerading as the real life Rapunzel but her weave came out when kids yanked on it.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Asking strangers to help her test the melons' at farmers market

Dressed as a Naked Pervy Nerd for Halloween.

 

[Btq97]

Dressed as a Naked Pervy Nerd for Halloween.

Chasing a Pervy Nerd whilst dressed as Cat woman

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Chasing a Pervy Nerd whilst dressed as Cat woman

Gotta get my kicks some kind of way…

He was being interviewed for being able to skateboard in high heels.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Gotta get my kicks some kind of way…

He was being interviewed for being able to skateboard in high heels.

Questioned for feeding listers so well, there must be an ulterior motive.

 

[slavemelanie]

Was chosen as the latest James Bond actor

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Was chosen as the latest James Bond actor

Public indecent exposure, but of course its her Doms fault!

 

[jenn89]

Public indecent exposure, but of course its her Doms fault!

Landing in any area in his private jet is an attention grabbing incident.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Landing in any area in his private jet is an attention grabbing incident.

Causing a 10 car pileup from walking down the street in lingerie in an attention grabbing incident.

 

[slavemelanie]

Causing a 10 car pileup from walking down the street in lingerie in an attention

Reculsive billionaire donates sex toy's to needy woman across the globe stating "no woman should go without"

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Leaving necklaces everywhere.