Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[PandemicReader8]

Trting to put that tattoo on his partner's back with an ice pick.

 

[Petereater]

Man is hospitalized from falling stack of books.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Is an actual cannibal.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Breaking into the zoo and releasing the animals.

 

[Twistedkink]

Starting a bar room brawl

Exposed the sordid sexual kinks of a politician

 

[lilmissdarling]

Was part of the sordid sexual kinks

 

[AlexBailey]

Was part of the sordid sexual kinks

So of course she got caught up too….

 

[Twistedkink]

So of course she got caught up too….

Ultimately they found that Alex was the one that hosted the kinky events

 

[AlexBailey]

Ultimately they found that Alex was the one that hosted the kinky events

Twistedkink hosted the whole politicians’ orgy so his credit card was on file for the hotel takeover.

 

[Twistedkink]

Twistedkink hosted the whole politicians’ orgy so his credit card was on file for the hotel takeover.

Alex’s leather shop was on the news as animal rights groups protested. But it was quickly abated by the distribution of free whips nd riding crops.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Forgot to do the dishes for over a month.

 

[Taegul]

Has had the hiccups for the last 27 years straight.

 

[JackKingOff]

Grew the largest pineapple made Guinness book of records

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Indecent exposure in a parking lot.

 

[Starscream_UK]

Abduction by aliens.

 

[snexxer]

Impersonating a Decepticon.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Called someone they shouldn't have and was too embarrassed to show their face.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Called someone they shouldn't have and was too embarrassed to show their face.

Kidnapping Drew Carey.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Kidnapping Drew Carey.

"Local Woman Rescues Bag Of Kittens While Helping Stranded Motorist Deliver Twins ... film at 11:00"

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Couldn't stop reading.

 

[snexxer]

Followed satnav and ended up stuck in a field.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Followed satnav and ended up stuck in a field.

Publicly claims spy (MI6) work has gotten rough since retiring and he’s having a meltdown.

 

[AlexBailey]

Publicly claims spy (MI6) work has gotten rough since retiring and he’s having a meltdown.

Her sold out concert tour has eclipsed the much smaller “Eras” tour by Taylor Swift.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Got caught being too kinky.

 

[VoraciousValue]

For illegally cloning Drew after kidnapping him

Is wanted by police for questioning in regards to the theft of a young woman's v-card in a vineyard last weekend.