Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[DeckardNYC]

Loves the feel of a Tory hand

He's been hired to do the weather wearing just a thong.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He's been hired to do the weather wearing just a thong.

Has been named by Hizzoner to reopen and stock NYC's old fallout shelters. His plan to order one billion pounds of pizza after an attack has come under scrutiny.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Has been named by Hizzoner to reopen and stock NYC's old fallout shelters. His plan to order one billion pounds of pizza after an attack has come under scrutiny.

Has admitted to being the bastard love child of the late Jimmy Buffett.

#necroposting

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Thievery.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Got stuck in a tree.

 

[RideFl71]

Kidnapped Drew Carey again

 

[SadieAnne]

Biker club charity work.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Their lack of avatar was too embarrassing.

 

[Mattentive]

The sudden disappearance of Drew Carey.

 

[RideFl71]

He was lost in the Bermuda Triangle

 

[curious_slut]

Doing a naked sit-in to protest the price of gas

 

[RideFl71]

For being too curious...
For what you'll have to ask her..

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Tried to eat rocks.

 

[Mattentive]

The sudden reappearance of Drew Carey after he was saved from North Korean kidnappers by letsusethethinkingchair.

 

[VoraciousValue]

For not being “attentive” to Drew, and being the bodyguard that allowed the DPRK agents to kidnap him.

Actually understood the meaning of life. For six seconds!

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Forgetting to wear pants.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Forgetting to wear pants.

Went to Juarez in Mexico to undergo an experimental surgery to actually excise the memory of Drew Carey from their brain.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Exploded for no reason.

Went to Juarez in Mexico to undergo an experimental surgery to actually excise the memory of Drew Carey from their brain.

...why would I want to forget him? If anything, I want to love him more.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Having Drew Carey's face tattooed on his partner's back.

 

[deft]

Reading during a pandemic.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Reading during a pandemic.

For talking himself out of a serious crime.

 

[Btq97]

For being naked on the way to the office

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

For being naked on the way to the office

Made a spectacle of himself bringing some of the beach to work with him (a 12x12 foot sandbox).

 

[Btq97]

Made a spectacle of himself bringing some of the beach to work with him (a 12x12 foot sandbox).

its not a sandbox its a litter tray

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Trying to fight a typhoon.