Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Couldn't put their book down.

Is still hidden away in the thinking chair.

 

[Pad_Foot]

She was devoured obviously
Luckily she quickly respawns,regenerates or rises like a phoenix

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Had to fight the full moon.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Had to fight the full moon.

Has actually captured Drew Carey and is currently making Drew satisfy their darkest sexual fantasies.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Forgot to actually care about the value of anything.

Has actually captured Drew Carey and is currently making Drew satisfy their darkest sexual fantasies.

...except I could never actually hurt him in any way. The last thing I need is to do that.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Forgot to actually care about the value of anything.

...except I could never actually hurt him in any way. The last thing I need is to do that.

Actually fantasizes about Wayne Brady.

 

[Series 6]

Actually fantasizes about Wayne Brady.

Because of his voracious desires to find the perfect value, he would spend hours in various Kmart stores. When Kmart closed, he mysteriously vanished. You can still hear is voice in an abandoned store, if you listen carefully.....

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Is busy creating series 7.

Actually fantasizes about Wayne Brady.

He's not my type.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Went for a drive and disappeared.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Went for a drive and disappeared.

Abducted by aliens who worship Drew Carey as a living god.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Lost his values and is doomed to search for them.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Poaching.

 

[ZfrkS62]

Had the map upside down and took a right at Albuquerque.

 

[loquere]

Had the map upside down and took a right at Albuquerque.

On a nation hoping holiday.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

On a nation hoping holiday.

Out bird warching from a remote tree in the jungles of Venezuela.

 

[loquere]

Extraordinary rendition

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Who knows? They've been gone for so long that nobody can remember.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Who knows? They've been gone for so long that nobody can remember.

Was captured by their evil twin and is now chained in their basement.

 

[enbiji]

Chained up in my basement.

 

[InThe312]

Head is currently driving around in the back of someone's minivan

 

[enbiji]

Drunk himself under the table again

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Lost the front side of their body.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Pennywise came to see you.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Tried to fly.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Still rolling in his chair from coasting-to-coast

Got thrown into the tiger cage by Joe Exotic's wife.