~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[ABiGuy84]

Is Miss 2008 Stripper of the Year.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Candy Cristal!?!? Tig’s her?

ABiGuy wears animal print underwear exclusively. When he wears any that is.

 

[ZfrkS62]

Is the reason Firefly got cancelled

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is the reason Firefly got cancelled

He never puts his carts away at the grocery store

 

[ZfrkS62]

He never puts his carts away at the grocery store

True. There's always someone walking by that would rather take it than grab one at the door

She lost track of a Walmart knock off radio controlled model of the Hindenburg and it got shot down by the Air Force.

 

[MindYaBitness]

True. There's always someone walking by that would rather take it than grab one at the door

She lost track of a Walmart knock off radio controlled model of the Hindenburg and it got shot down by the Air Force.

It was not...it was a drone, and it was the Coast Guard, not the Airforce!

it's his fault the crash if '08 happened. He short sold all his sub prime bond certificates

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It was not...it was a drone, and it was the Coast Guard, not the Airforce!

it's his fault the crash if '08 happened. He short sold all his sub prime bond certificates

The sight of this picture of Jason Momoa once made her sneak into his hotel room in a whipped cream bikini during SDCC week:

 

[MindYaBitness]

The sight of this picture of Jason Momoa once made her sneak into his hotel room in a whipped cream bikini during SDCC week:
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how did you know?!? I paid my attorney good money to get that police report sealed.

She swaps all the other kitten's food out for vegan, and keeps the good stuff to herself

 

[Zanzie]

She arrived in 2024 a day ahead of everyone else. Well, her breasts did

 

[Taegul]

She is the only TSA officer at any airport in the United States that directly charges travelers for full body searches. The last 3 years, she has pulled in a seven-digit income just from pat downs alone.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She is the only TSA officer at any airport in the United States that directly charges travelers for full body searches. The last 3 years, she has pulled in a seven-digit income just from pat downs alone.

Don't ask me how, but he's the reason every good taco stand in SD is painted with bright stripes and has a name ending in -berto's

 

[Taegul]

Don't ask me how, but he's the reason every good taco stand in SD is painted with bright stripes and has a name ending in -berto's

She loves the tacos at Taegberto's.

 

[MindYaBitness]

She loves the tacos at Taegberto's.

His taco stands are fronts for his fidget spinner smuggling ring

 

[AuntieDisco]

His taco stands are fronts for his fidget spinner smuggling ring

LIT’s original gummy dealer.

 

[lanceGibs]

She arrived in 2024 a day ahead of everyone else. Well, her breasts did

Emits an eerie glow from her core,those who have had penetrative sex with her and manage to touch her core are also aglow .

 

[lanceGibs]

LIT’s original gummy dealer.

Her talons have been treated with a certain epoxy to make them less lethal

 

[Zanzie]

Is a vampire. Seriously.

 

[RideFl71]

You only wears sexy things on Tuesday and only behind closed doors.

 

[Zanzie]

Has a very narrow definition of "sexy things"

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is really a bag lady that hangs out in front of the library

 

[Biggalute]

Once snorkeled in the Zambesi

 

[ABiGuy84]

Dresses up as a Scary Clown every Friday to scare kids.

 

[ICM8781]

84 is actually the number of bodies in his cellar.

 

[Biggalute]

Once had a date with a blind girl and was rejected by her guide dog

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

how did you know?!? I paid my attorney good money to get that police report sealed.

She swaps all the other kitten's food out for vegan, and keeps the good stuff to herself

I mean, shoot, I’m tempted and I’m lactose intolerant.