~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Taegul]

He is currently Donald Trump's 3rd choice to run as Vice-President. He could easily bump up to second if he starts working on his orange tan.

 

[Biggalute]

He has a framed MAGA t-shirt above his bed, signed by Donny himself

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

He has a framed MAGA t-shirt above his bed, signed by Donny himself

Has a room full of MAGA memorabilia that he will later sell for millions, or so he believes.

 

[Biggalute]

He would love a manservant called Jeeves but has to do with an illegal Mexican immigrant called Chiquita

 

[Series 6]

He would love a manservant called Jeeves but has to do with an illegal Mexican immigrant called Chiquita

Chiquita Bananas was his porn star name.

 

[Biggalute]

He can swim without using his arms or legs, he's a clever dick.

 

[Taegul]

He lives in a house made 100% of Legos.

 

[Dubinsky]

He invented cheez-wiz.

 

[Weirdnessome]

Likes brick walls alittle to much

 

[curious_slut]

Has eyes tattooed on his eyelids

 

[Maven_of_Mischief]

She loves monogamous relationships!

 

[curious_slut]

The secret to her award-winning blueberry cobbler is just a little pinch of cocaine.

 

[Biggalute]

Her favourite side dish is whipped cream

 

[Series 6]

Her favourite side dish is whipped cream

Has never eaten a meal off of a paper plate

 

[Biggalute]

Has never eaten a meal off of a paper plate

Tells everyone he prefers to eat alfresco but is actually homeless

 

[lanceGibs]

This midget claims to be king-size

 

[Biggalute]

He's more likely to be under the round table than sat at it

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

He's more likely to be under the round table than sat at it

Once thought he met Chuck Norris, woke up with a sore jaw and a midget who swore it was Chuck that puched him, though the midget did slip him $100 later...

 

[Biggalute]

He wouldn't know a monocle from a manacle

 

[Weirdnessome]

Favorite holiday is Flag Day!

 

[Cindy027]

He bites the tops of pens and sucks the ink out of them.

 

[Biggalute]

She was once omnipotent but isn't anymore

 

[Biggalute]

There are no lies. Everything you heard is true.

Well, if it's all true then I'm shocked. How could you?

 

[Btq97]

That's how I roll baby

Is really a Nun

 

[Biggalute]

That's how I roll baby

Good for you! but sheep, really?