~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Bebode]

Her first orgasm was to Tony the Tiger and it was Grrrreat

 

[Biggalute]

Picks his nose and eats it

 

[Bebode]

Picks his nose and eats it

That’s not a lie

 

[Biggalute]

Says that Colonel Bogey is his hero

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Likes to walk on the beach at night pretending she is on the moon as she is a closet moonie cult follower.

Too close to the truth! I play a keeper of the moon in Final Fantasy XIV because I'm nocturnal...and also, they have fangs, whereas the sun seekers just have cat eyes

Says that Colonel Bogey is his hero

Has been kicked out of no less than 3 previous apartments for practicing his bagpipes at 4am

 

[Whiskeyjack]

She's really more of a dog person.

 

[AlexBailey]

She's really more of a dog person.

His bowling team just won a league championship.

 

[Biggalute]

His bowling team just won a league championship.

They're a slippery sucker, hard to tie down

 

[AlexBailey]

They're a slippery sucker, hard to tie down

He’s been getting better at tying me down.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

He’s been getting better at tying me down.

Stole my ropes!

 

[kathyisgr65]

Real name is Roger

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Real name is Roger

Framed Roger Rabbit

 

[Biggalute]

Only a vet can trim her claws

 

[Taegul]

He rides a motorized, square-wheeled unicycle everywhere he goes.

 

[Cindy027]

Likes to mow the lawn in 1930's cowboy attire.

 

[Taegul]

She is hopelessly addicted to the smell of curry.

 

[AlexBailey]

Taegul has a serious problem keeping all of his lovers secret and separated. Some of them know each other and want to meet their friend’s significant others, so he’s coming to the climax of his own erotic drama and is looking for a lit author to document the events properly. If the story does well it may become a Netflix limited series..

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Taegul has a serious problem keeping all of his lovers secret and separated. Some of them know each other and want to meet their friend’s significant others, so he’s coming to the climax of his own erotic drama and is looking for a lit author to document the events properly. If the story does well it may become a Netflix limited series..

They were initially intrigued by pansexuality because they thought it involved cookware. Upon learning what it really meant, they were like “well that’s even better!” but still secretly pines for a Le Creuset Dutch oven

 

[Biggalute]

She is so frisky that no Tom or Queen pussy is safe, her owner has taken to putting bromide in her food

 

[PicassosPleasure]

He was once discovered placing dollar bills in a mannequin's bikini bottom.

 

[loquere]

Is a time traveler

 

[Cindy027]

Likes to stand on the corner outside his local post office and blink excessively while pointing and shouting.

 

[Btq97]

has the country's second largest collection of broken rubber bands

 

[Biggalute]

Is a bingo caller at the local Old folks home

 

[Cindy027]

Looks for the elusive leprechaun everyday on waking, has not shaken his childhood fantasy that it lives in the adidas shoe box in his closet.