~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Biggalute]

Looks for the elusive leprechaun everyday on waking, has not shaken his childhood fantasy that it lives in the adidas shoe box in his closet.

Is actually Agnetha from ABBA living under an assumed name, (loved you in those jumpsuits)

 

[deft]

Is actually Agnetha from ABBA living under an assumed name, (loved you in those jumpsuits)

Played saxophone on Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street".

 

[Biggalute]

Played saxophone on Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street".

Me and Bob Holness, apparently

He's got deft and daft mixed up

 

[AlexBailey]

Me and Bob Holness, apparently

He's got deft and daft mixed up

Biggalute has attracted several dyslexic kinky fans who believe his name is really Biglutes.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Biggalute has attracted several dyslexic kinky fans who believe his name is really Biglutes.

Has open-mouth kissed a horse.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Has open-mouth kissed a horse.

Has gone well beyond acceptable limits at an animal petting zoo.

 

[Biggalute]

He attended a dyslexic rave and took F's

 

[Cindy027]

He’s quite an old guy who is still living in his mother’s basement and projects the opposite.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Not really from Iceland...he's confused and meant Greenland

 

[Biggalute]

She often says, 'We're not in Kansas anymore' but she is

 

[kathyisgr65]

She often says, 'We're not in Kansas anymore' but she is

I can dream

 

[Biggalute]

She does a wicked Susan Boyle impression, often belting out 'I dreamed a dream' at the top of her voice

 

[Cindy027]

Thinks that Boris Jonson was a visionary for rethinking the idea of a bridge between Ireland and Wales

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Was caught dancing naked on the Maypole.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Loves boiled liver and onions

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Accidentally on purpose enters occupied dressing rooms while shopping for lingerie.

 

[Biggalute]

Often talks to himself in the mirror

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Plays with his own balls in sporting goods stores.

 

[n8Romantic]

His genitals look like mismatched puzzle pieces.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Likes playing with puzzle pieces.

 

[Gamine67]

Apprentice Kitty Litter Scooper (But it’s a Union job)

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Dances with dolls in toy stores.

(My 2 cats go outside. )

 

[Taegul]

He invented the unicolor Rubik's Cube. Everybody solves it and wins!

 

[Biggalute]

He has a statue of the Virgin Mary above his bed,

 

[PicassosPleasure]

He even showers with a rubber ducky.