~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Biggalute]

He even showers with a rubber ducky.

It's true

He seems like more of a Pollock than a Picasso

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It's true

He seems like more of a Pollock than a Picasso

He also sings the Rubber Ducky song, as made popular by Ernie from Sesame Street

 

[Taegul]

He also sings the Rubber Ducky song, as made popular by Ernie from Sesame Street

She's more of a dog person. Then hamsters, rabbits, birds, snakes, lizards, rats, spiders...and then cats.

 

[Cindy027]

Likes to ride his bicycle and make vroom vroom sounds going around corners.

 

[Taegul]

Likes to ride his bicycle and make vroom vroom sounds going around corners.

You're supposed to tell a lie about me...

She rides a skateboard but only with a seatbelt on. Safety first.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You're supposed to tell a lie about me...

She rides a skateboard but only with a seatbelt on. Safety first.

Only rides his unicycle in Chuck E Cheese ball pits, safety first!

 

[RideFl71]

Only rides his unicycle in Chuck E Cheese ball pits, safety first!

His eyes are never up here!!

 

[n8Romantic]

His eyes are never up here!!

Once held a press conference to witness his spectacular bike jump across a half inch sidewalk crack.

 

[Cindy027]

Says he knows the works of John Keats and when asked to recite something he then recites an Irish limerick.

 

[RideFl71]

Once held a press conference to witness his spectacular bike jump across a half inch sidewalk crack.

No that's a true story..

 

[Cindy027]

Is a reluctant genius and knows how this game works.

 

[Biggalute]

Designs Billy bookcases for Ikea

 

[likemeornot]

So many visits for a lap dance that he has his own chair LOL

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Knows about Biggulate's chair from dancing above it.

 

[AlexBailey]

Started a school for pole and lap dancing, insists that the students call him Maestro.

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Real name is Elektra

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Perv's on Elektra while playing with Lego.

 

[likemeornot]

Had a short career waving customers in from the window on the red light district

 

[vibes]

Has never owned a smartphone

 

[AlexBailey]

Is one of my regular clients.

 

[Cindy027]

Likes to fondle smartphones.

 

[Nicefella]

Beat the shit out of Cindy Crawford for taking her Pepsi commercial.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Dances with mannequins while sweeping the department store floor at night.

 

[AlexBailey]

Keeps getting kicked out of lingerie shops for pretending to be staff and offering unsolicited advice.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

(I did help you pick out that nice negligie you wore last night.)

Tries to pick up living statues.